Sitting at the tip rail, short and long songs
mr_33
Another law of strip clubs:
If there are two girls dancing on stage, and one interests you and the other does not, if you sit down, the one that does not interest you will come over.
OK, it's my fault for not making better eye contact, but upon walking into a club the other night, one of the girls on stage was exactly "my type". So I immediately sat down (no need to scope out who else was working).
So to be nice/polite I do the usual $1 tipping, while trying to casually make eye contact with the other girl. Eventually the wrong girl is still in my face asking about LDs when she gets off. I have to tell her no thanks and she finally backs away. At this point the stage set is over so I leave the tip rail and have to try the old cut her off as she makes her way back to the dressing room trick. It worked.
As we're waiting for the next song, "I told her I was trying to get her attention on stage" and she replied "I thought you were the other girl's customer".
All is well that ends well, but it was an interesting exchange. And in the course of 12 straight LDs (you see I really liked her type), one of the most well known SC laws was broken:
When getting a LD, songs are really short.
When not getting a LD, songs are really long.
Well, I had the longest song ever in my life. It went on and on and on. Even the dancer asked if this song ever ends. The DJ made up for it by following it with two short songs that in total were probably shorter than long one, so I suppose it all balances in the end.
If there are two girls dancing on stage, and one interests you and the other does not, if you sit down, the one that does not interest you will come over.
OK, it's my fault for not making better eye contact, but upon walking into a club the other night, one of the girls on stage was exactly "my type". So I immediately sat down (no need to scope out who else was working).
So to be nice/polite I do the usual $1 tipping, while trying to casually make eye contact with the other girl. Eventually the wrong girl is still in my face asking about LDs when she gets off. I have to tell her no thanks and she finally backs away. At this point the stage set is over so I leave the tip rail and have to try the old cut her off as she makes her way back to the dressing room trick. It worked.
As we're waiting for the next song, "I told her I was trying to get her attention on stage" and she replied "I thought you were the other girl's customer".
All is well that ends well, but it was an interesting exchange. And in the course of 12 straight LDs (you see I really liked her type), one of the most well known SC laws was broken:
When getting a LD, songs are really short.
When not getting a LD, songs are really long.
Well, I had the longest song ever in my life. It went on and on and on. Even the dancer asked if this song ever ends. The DJ made up for it by following it with two short songs that in total were probably shorter than long one, so I suppose it all balances in the end.
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last commentAnd men complain about women giving mixed signals. :)