Tiger Woods Pretended He Was a "Virgin to Strip Clubs"

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• CTQWERTY

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  15 years ago

  HA! I knew it. I wonder why, after VJ Singh left the tour last year due to a shoulder injury (and showed up at Brad's Brass in Indy the next day!), he didn't call up Tiger to come with??? (afterall, Tiger was out due to his knee surgery)
  
  So which call girl was 'nursing' Tiger back to health during the knee rehab?
• samsung1

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  15 years ago

  When a golf tournament came through Dublin, OH I was at Kahoot's in Columbus. I was talking to a dancer about I wonder who owns that Lamborghini outside. She said it was from a golfer. She did not know his name but she said she was positive it was not Tiger. She was like "Tiger would never come to a SC he a faithful married man". I was like "I am sure a lot of other guys here are married"..she's like "yeah but Tiger is different from the rest of the guys".
  
• samsung1

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  15 years ago

  Steve, do you get better mileage when you act like a SC virgin?
• steve229

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  15 years ago

  Sam,
  Girls seemed more enthusiastic, more into their performance (maybe because its something different) and more concerned with producing a certain, er, reaction. Fun stuff!
• SnakePlissken

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  15 years ago

  "yeah but Tiger is different from the rest of the guys"
  
  That's probably true, I'm assuming most of the other guys didn't get caught.
• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  I'm frankly sick of hearing about Tiger, at least all the marriage bullshit, it's his and his to be ex-wife's problem. But let me know if something happens or he does something that is actual news.
• Clubber

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  15 years ago

  Amen, gf!
• CTQWERTY

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  15 years ago

  Gator, I have to disagree. It's kind of interesting to check The New York Daily News slide show on Tiger every few days (I posted it under the Blogs section). I get all caught up on the latest along with whatever additional eye candy there is to be fed. Don't see, hear, or follow it in any other place.
• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  I suppose I would care if I owned stock of some company he sponsors or if they were posting naked jerk-off-able pictures of some actual hot girls but unfortunately I cannot get a hard on while watching CNN, ABC, CBS. Now CNBC has some babes and covers the high end prostitution stories, that's news I can mount on.
• CTQWERTY

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  15 years ago

  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not "CNBC" investigative journalism! High end prostitution, the business of pot, etc. If they did any actual content worthwhile, they would've come out and said to sell stocks in 12/07 when the DOW Theory Sell Signal went green. Instead, their anchors shoveled the BS about "investing for the long-haul" and to stick it out, etc. What was the bottom, 6,800?!? When it was 13,700 when the DOW Sell Signal was issued?
  
  One lasting legacy of the Tiger Woods scandal: TMZ is soon set to launch TMZSports.com. Adventures such as Tigers' recent run are soon set to get a whole lot more spotlight. How long before ESPN gets on-board, either through their own tabloid news show and/or their former athlete analysts being asked to expound on whatever the latest scandal of the day is in their sport???
• samsung1

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  15 years ago

  What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa always stops after 3 ho's
  New Nike motto: Just do me.
  
• samsung1

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  15 years ago

  "Tiger Woods' infidelity has escalated, as Loredana Jolie and others are accused of accepting $60,000 from Tiger Woods for three-ways, according to a Hollywood Madam. Michelle Braun is a Hollywood madam that maintains that Tiger Woods would spend up to $15,000 to meet with Loredana Jolie. She also claims that Tiger Woods liked three-ways and was rarely with just one girl, according to New York Daily News."
  http://www.examiner.com/x-/x-32213-Memph…
• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  I'd much rather hear about pot and high end prostitution than listen about whatever girl next says she fucked Tiger. Anyone who is interested in that has penis envy.
• gatorfan

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  15 years ago

  But 1 thing curious about the incident, if any 1 of us drove our SUV into a fire hydrant and tree, wouldn't we expect the cops to at least give a sobriety test?
• vincemichaels

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  15 years ago

  absolutely, gatorfan, they handled him with gloves and gave him a break none of us would get
  
• Clubber

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  15 years ago

  gf and vm,
  
  Think about it...
  Tiger Woods = Half Asian - half black.
  obama = Half White - half black.
  
  The ostrich press has ALWAYS treated them equally, just not when compared to the rest of us. By the way, why are they considered black, and not the other half?
  
• vincemichaels

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  15 years ago

  well, Clubber, they don't look at all white. I am not saying this to be racist, just the reality of it. I hope Elin gets half of his fortune, Tiger never should have married her.
• Clubber

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  15 years ago

  vm,
  
  Agreed, but I know many that don't look "white" but are not called black. I just think it is an easy way to keep from being honest about someone. You know, the PC BS!
• vincemichaels

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  15 years ago

  right on Clubber. MERRY CHRISTMAS to you.
• vincemichaels

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  15 years ago

  right on Clubber. MERRY CHRISTMAS to you.
• Philip A. Stein

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  15 years ago

  I heard Tiger is changing his name to Cheetah <rimshot>
• MisterGuy

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  15 years ago

  "Tiger Woods' infidelity has escalated, as Loredana Jolie and others are accused of accepting $60,000 from Tiger Woods for three-ways, according to a Hollywood Madam."
  
  Finally, someone that rivals Mrs. Woods in near beauty! Tiger's taste in women, minus some of the porno girls I guess, is not too great IMHO.
  
  "Think about it...
  Tiger Woods = Half Asian - half black.
  obama = Half White - half black.
  
  The ostrich press has ALWAYS treated them equally, just not when compared to the rest of us. By the way, why are they considered black, and not the other half?"
  
  My goodness clubber...only one of our resident admitted racists (that would be YOU moron) would say something so stupid. Are you *that* desperate to try & smear Obama at every turn?? How pathetic...
  
• Clubber

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  15 years ago

  YAWN!
• MisterGuy

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  15 years ago

  LOL...pwned again clubber...just like always. Oh, and thanx for changing your avatar to prove my very point very, very nicely, moron...LOL!
  
• Clubber

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  15 years ago

  YAWN!!