Me and Elin Woods

OK, not the real Mrs. Woods, just a dancer who looked amazingly like Elin Woods.  When I mentioned it, she said she had banked since the whole Tiger Woods thing blew up, and customers had started to notice the resemblance.  She played along as I called her Elin, told her how she deserved better and, after the hot lap dances, "What the hell was Tiger thinking."  Anyway, a fun little fantasy.