Me and Elin Woods
OK, not the real Mrs. Woods, just a dancer who looked amazingly like Elin Woods. When I mentioned it, she said she had banked since the whole Tiger Woods thing blew up, and customers had started to notice the resemblance. She played along as I called her Elin, told her how she deserved better and, after the hot lap dances, "What the hell was Tiger thinking." Anyway, a fun little fantasy. <br />Got something to say?
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