OK, not the real Mrs. Woods, just a dancer who looked amazingly like Elin Woods. When I mentioned it, she said she had banked since the whole Tiger Woods thing blew up, and customers had started to notice the resemblance. She played along as I called her Elin, told her how she deserved better and, after the hot lap dances, "What the hell was Tiger thinking." Anyway, a fun little fantasy.
LOL. I know a Paris Hilton look alike at Kahoot's and her real name is not Paris but her stage name is. Too bad she is low mileage or otherwise I would be one of her regulars.