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Involuntary servitude.

Mexico detains 5 in US sex slave case AP MEXICO CITY (AP) — Police arrested four men and a woman for allegedly helping force women to work as prostitutes in Mexico and the United States, authorities said Friday. Mexican federal police said they…

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Letting em know

Have you ever told a dancer that you were part of a group of people who reviewed SC's and that you would be reviewing the club you were at? How did the following events unfold?

The Library

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went in and the door guy...

Went in and the door guy was very friendly and told me before 9 there is no entrance fee. I sat at the bar for a min and ordered a beer. There was a hot…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

My wife and I visit this...

My wife and I visit this club at times when we visit vegas. I rent a car so I'm able to drive to Treasures which means there's no cover charge. This club is…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

This club can be fun but...

This club can be fun but it's not off the hook in any way. it is very much a lap dance factory at night. Just about the entire night shift is Russian, most of them…

Risqué

Tampa, Florida

Hit this place up while killing...

Hit this place up while killing time before going to get drinks. It was an afternoon and the DJ just waived me in with no cover. The bar was not in the best shape, and…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

I stopped by the 19th Hole...

I stopped by the 19th Hole around 7pm on Thursday night, and I had a nice time. I find that if you go by earlier in the evening, the smoke is not nearly as bad…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Cheaters is grimy. This applies...

Cheaters is grimy. This applies to the club, as well as the dancers. Most of these girls have pimps that pick them up after their shift, smell like blunts, and are very straight…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

This is about the nicest club...

This is about the nicest club I've been in. As far as facilities go, it's up there with the Lodge. The service is hit or miss. The talent level is always solid…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

This club is very expensive with...

This club is very expensive with ok looking girls. The most important thing to know before you get a "lap dance" is to negotiate before you head back there. Don't wait till you're…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

well my 1st reveiw but long...

well my 1st reveiw but long time visitor to clubs....livedin Philly until 02 but back then did not much in terms of the clubs. however recall this location was there then. Walked in $10…

Venus Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on both a Tuesday and Wednesday night while I was here. It was very much like a neighborhood bar with naked dancing girls. I was getting top shelf…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

I went to the Admiral for...

I went to the Admiral for their Monday Night Football show. It's a rather interesting concept since they don't serve beer, and you would think that a bunch of guys going to watch football…

Hollywood Nights

Tampa, Florida

I get to Hollywood Nights about...

I get to Hollywood Nights about once a year when I am in town. I noticed on this trip that the girls weren't getting naked at all. Turns out that they weren't suppose…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

This club is sometimes hit or...

This club is sometimes hit or miss. I have been a couple of times during the day but more at night. Most of time the lunch buffet is good. If thinking about…

Mustang

Junction City, Kansas

I think there were about 11...

I think there were about 11 girls working. The club mainly services military as it's just outside Fort Riley. Overall the club was pretty nice, girls were nice and good to talk to, but except…

Lucky's Gentlemen's Club

Junction City, Kansas

I got there when it was...

I got there when it was 30 minutes to close and it was pretty dead. Dancers quality seemed pretty good and dances were good too. Drink prices were reasonable and dances were what seemed like…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Went to Pandora's last Saturday evening...

Went to Pandora's last Saturday evening after waiting about 2 months since my last visit. Nothing that i can tell has changed much. For a saturday night was still very slow. If it…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Overall a nice club- I...

Overall a nice club- I had a bad experience here but most of it is due to my own fault- Went on a monday night with a buddy, maybe around midnight. Made it to…

Cannonball Cabaret

Brampton, Ontario

I have been to Cannonball a...

I have been to Cannonball a few times now, and each time the experience has been good. What everyone says about the physical space is true. It's slightly above a dive and the…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Not a full-blown review per se,...

Not a full-blown review per se, but a few updates from other reviews of this club that I've given before. They seem to have the 2-for-1 VIP stuff going more often. (That's 2-for-1 of the $$$…

Magic City

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped by while in town for...

Stopped by while in town for a few hours on a Thursday before the entry price goes up at 8pm. Parking was $10 and entry was free. Dead inside when I got there but not…

Xposed Gentlemens Club & WetSpot Bikini Bar

Canoga Park, California

Decided to come here again after...

Decided to come here again after an abysmal Sunday visit. And I was pleasantly surprised, most of the girls were attractive and friendly. Received a dance for Jesse, Morgan and a new black…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Visited on a Saturday around 5...

Visited on a Saturday around 5 pm. Cover was $5 and beers were $3.50. Around 10 ladies working and about the same number of customers. Club is a decent size and well maintained. They have…

Platinum Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, North Carolina

Went with a group. Sadly I...

Went with a group. Sadly I was the only girl but the club was great. We all had a fun time. The dancers overall were good. There were a few stars and a few that…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Went to Mario's on a Tuesday...

Went to Mario's on a Tuesday afternoon. Small crowd at the time but it was still early. Sat at the bar and got a beer. Bartender is gorgeous. Would love to…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I decided to try a Sunday...

I decided to try a Sunday early afternoon and take advantage of the 2 for 1. First there was no cover which was good. Then i paid three bucks for a bud light even better,…

The Dome in Kent

Kent, Ohio

Waste of time. Stopped in here...

Waste of time. Stopped in here late on a Friday and only 3 girls working. Two black and one white. All were chubby to fat and had very little skill in the art of ld's.…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Stopped by TD's in the early...

Stopped by TD's in the early afternoon Wednesday a couple of weeks ago. It was slow; that seems to be an indicator of the economy these days, but there was a nice selection of dancers.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Made a first time visit to...

Made a first time visit to the Hollywood Show Club based on all of the positive reviews. I've wondered the east side of St. Louis for many years but had never visited....so I've corrected…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Decided to stop into Dollies after...

Decided to stop into Dollies after a recent Thursday night visit to the Hollywood Show Club. There is no mistaking these two clubs in physical appearance but we visit for what goes on inside…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I went on a Monday evening...

I went on a Monday evening around 5:00 after flying in. Very close to the Airport, especially if you take the back road from the airport as opposed to the freeway. The place cost $5…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Very fun place to hang out....

Very fun place to hang out. Very hot dancers, especially at night. Went during the day and at night. Had a great time both times, although I found an older dancer who was not as…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Hadn't been on a Monday in...

Hadn't been on a Monday in a while so I decided to check it out a few weeks ago. During football season they have free admission from 7-9PM and I arrived around 8 or so.…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped by late Friday afternoon. ...

Stopped by late Friday afternoon. It is probably an average sized club, with a neighborhood bar feel to it. Typical mix of dancers, most attractive, no real stunners, a few more tats than…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

I've been to Arnie's before and...

I've been to Arnie's before and had a good time as stated in my last review of the place. However, this time wasn't as good. I got in and I was immediately greeted by a…

Hotties

Beaverton, Oregon

First, the parking, considering it's in...

First, the parking, considering it's in Beaverton sucks especially at the time of day, 1pm I was there. The place on the inside has a very stale smell to it like it hasn't been vacuummed…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Went back Thursday at about 6PM...

Went back Thursday at about 6PM 1) to get the daytime cover ($10) and 2) to catch the shift change. I really wanted to see the dancer I saw a few weeks ago, but…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

I was here last night and...

I was here last night and I noticed that crowd is in the Jurassic era guys and the ladies waren't all that great some are ok and sexy petite but an overall rating is poor…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

Had a ok time here. Sunday...

Had a ok time here. Sunday afternoon is a weird time, so I expected it to be slow - and it was. A few dancers out and about, just one or two stages. I arrived…

Cannonball Cabaret

Brampton, Ontario

This is a jewel in the...

This is a jewel in the rough. Industrial neighborhood by airport. stopped in found a 18 yr old fake blonde with slim curvy body Went in private area w her just to one side no real privacy for 140…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I stopped by OG this past...

I stopped by OG this past Thursday night, it was my first visit to the OG in several years. I got there around 11pm, cover charge was $30, they dropped it to $20 when…

Macombo Lounge

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Visited Macombo Lounge after a long...

Visited Macombo Lounge after a long day at work.This club is easy to find as it is on a major road running thru Washington dc.Parking can be found on Georgia Avenue as well as on…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

Was there Friday night and the...

Was there Friday night and the place was busy - lots of girls that I would rate 4-7. Did not see any 8,9,10s. The dancers were friendly and not overbearing in trying…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Mondays at the Ritz are half...

Mondays at the Ritz are half price on drinks, dances, rooms, etc. Its a very good value. It ends at midnight from what i have heard and been told but haven't stayed past midnight in most visits. Domestic…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

I went to Miss Kitty's a...

I went to Miss Kitty's a couple weeks ago and had a decent time. The girls are very friendly, but there are no private lap dance rooms really, just a stall like configuration in…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Went here a few weeks ago...

Went here a few weeks ago with my boyfriend. Didn't know seductions was back open, but we saw the line at Sundowners and decided to walk next door to Seductions. For 20$ cover each we…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

I live on the Indiana side...

I live on the Indiana side of Louisville, which has gotten more and more painful in the last year because of (A) the stupid anti-nude dancing ordinance in Louisville, and (B) the stupid bridge being…

Rustic Frog

New Albany, Indiana

At the end of a very...

At the end of a very long day I was still wanting to experience something, even just visual, before heading home. I went to the Rustic Frog, over on the west side of New Albany.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

What can be said about Tootsies; This...

What can be said about Tootsies; This was my first visit ever to Tootsies, my friends had been hyping it for months saying it was the best in Miami. I have to admit the physical atmosphere,…

Pure Platinum

San Diego, California

I went here because some of...

I went here because some of the reviews were good. But straight up, the girls just weren't attractive. I would describe most as either very fleshy, older (35+), pierced and inked (without a pretty face…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

By Nashville standards, this is still...

By Nashville standards, this is still an OK club, but one day can vary a lot from another. My last experience was not good. Was approached by three dancers over a period of a couple…

Michelle's Beach House

Derby, Kansas

I visited MBH after a month....

I visited MBH after a month. Got in (Friday - 10/7) after 7:00PM and stayed for about an hour. For a Friday evening club was very slow, and two other patrons besides myself. There were about…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

I visited this club on both...

I visited this club on both a Wed & Fri nights. Some pretty dancers in a clean & safe club, but with some reservations. All in all, I would go back. The parking lot…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

This place is a shit hole...

This place is a shit hole and I only go during day light hours. Even then you notice questionable shit going on in the parking lot so be aware. In regards to the club, its…

Grandview Gentlemen's Club

Covington Township, Pennsylvania

I'm mixed on this club. ...

I'm mixed on this club. It has a decent location, lots of parking, but the building itself feel like a remodeled barn. The lighting needs some work. I understand poor lighting…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Bare Exposure in my opinion has...

Bare Exposure in my opinion has to be the best strip club in Atlantic City. I decided to pay a visit randomly with my uncle and best friend. Strip clubs in Atlantic City are not…

Macombo Lounge

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Another good time at the Macombo....

Another good time at the Macombo. Stopped in around 4 pm and there were about 2 customers in the place and a couple of guys who apparently hang out there all the time, since…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Coworkers wanted to go have some...

Coworkers wanted to go have some lunch at a strip club and the obvious choice to them was the Acropolis. I have to admit that eating lunch while naked girls are giving their shows is…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I hadn't been to Tootsie's in...

I hadn't been to Tootsie's in about 6 months and was looking forward to a Friday Happy Hour visit. It was like the Tootsie's of old which was wonderful. I was watching…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Went to visit a friend recently...

Went to visit a friend recently and he had to attend a class so ventured to this club, since it was easy to find and right next to an adult video store. The place costs…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Club Bristol is the best in...

Club Bristol is the best in the Madison area it’s not much to look at just a country bar but with beautiful naked ladies walking around it becomes a destination worth coming back to.…

The Pony

Evansville, Indiana

Showed up at the club at...

Showed up at the club at about 11ish on Friday night after watching the cardinals clinch their win. It was $15 cover to get in. It was kinda dull inside, their was one…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Went in on a Saturday before...

Went in on a Saturday before I had to meet some friends it was around 5 only a couple of girls working, one was a looker but posted with some regulars, the others not my…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I don't usually go to Bourbon...

I don't usually go to Bourbon Street on Saturday afternoons, so I didn't fully know what to expect. It was pretty much the second-tier or third-tier dancers. The only one I recognized from weekday afternoons was…

Sportsmen's Lodge Gentlemen's Club

Canton, Ohio

I never thought going to this...

I never thought going to this club on a sunday. But, I guess I was kind of bored & thought would give it a try. 6 PM & only 2 dancers. But one was hot.…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

This club was a big disappointment....

This club was a big disappointment. There is no contact with the dancers at all, the club was very smokey, and the dancers are constantly pushing you to buy them drinks. They offer…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Made a return visit after three...

Made a return visit after three month in a late Friday afternoon. I got there around 5pm and stayed till 10pm and overall had a good time. The day shift girls remains almost the same…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to Follies on a Sunday...

Went to Follies on a Sunday afternoon around 3pm, beat the parking attendant,so parked for free. I think I had to pay $5 for admission. The parking lot was packed, and the place…

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, Indiana

was in the area so decided...

was in the area so decided to stop back here and see if "Willow" was working. I went in and gave the doorman my coupon I printed from the website. He doesnt have a Tip…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Visited for the first time on...

Visited for the first time on a Saturday evening from 7pm to 10pm. Parking is free and cover is 10 dollars including soda drinks and some free food. Beer is cheap and place is safe…

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, New Jersey

I don't know what made me...

I don't know what made me stop in here last night. I'm glad I did, since it turned out to be interesting and will make me return for more investigation. There were only a few…

Bouzouki Gentlemen's Club Greektown

Detroit, Michigan

Stopped in after the casino to...

Stopped in after the casino to check out the place. I've never gone, but had nothing else to do so I figured I'd see what it's like. I was pleasantly surprised at how…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

I do not live I Jax,...

I do not live I Jax, but I do often visit. This is the second club I tried on my last visit and it was well worth it. When I first got there only two…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

It's been awhile since I visited...

It's been awhile since I visited the club. I used to go to hang with favorites, but they've long since moved on. As for the club, it hasn't changed much, but the dancers…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

A lot of variety here. ...

A lot of variety here. Most of the girls were very friendly but a few were more aloof. Lot's of pretty faces and fantastic bodies. Very little stage dancing as most of…

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sappiest line you've ever used

My ATATF (the one I've mentioned before who retired at the old fart age of 23) had the perfect ass. I am not exaggerating in the slightest. It was the ass by which all other asses are measured. On the…

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Another award winning review.

woosain23 Member Since October 2011 Last Seen October 2011 Reviews: 1 Clubs: 1 Heavenly Bodies • Elk Grove Village, Illinois • October 7, 2011 Visited on: Wednesday Evening • Dancers on Shift: 6-10 Ratings: Physical Club: 5 • Dancer Quality: 6 • Dollar…

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Golfing PL's

Out on the course today one of the golfers in my foursome has a "Heavy Putter". He let me try it and it has a really nice feel to it. It is such a nice club, I am…

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Do any of the Spearamint Rhinos in CA approach the quantity and quality of dance

To me, the greatest collection of hot dancers I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing under one roof is easily the SR in vegas. With SR being a chain, I was wondering if any of the SR…

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Anyone getting turned off during a lapdance

I am not that into extras - on a rare occasion when I need a release, there are some ATFs I go to, but mostly it is bump and grind that I really like. Since I live in metro Detroit,…

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Another dumb ass...

A man who was kicked off the property of an Orlando strip club early today wanted to make sure law enforcement officers knew how upset he was — even though there were deputies with him when it happened. Timothy Dowling, 24,…

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las vegas strip clubs-update

I just found out that I'm going to Vegas again in a month and am in need of some info on the current status of lv strip club scene. I try to avoid the rhino as it is purely…

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Detroit!

Sorry. I saw Disgusting and Dilemma as prior threads so I had to indulge and start a Detroit thread. How 'bout them Tigers?!? Have to brush off my beisbol (hat tip to my new Espanol programming package!) apathy now…

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DILEMMA!

which would you choose for an ATF: 1--dancer with the greatest ass that you have ever seen or 2--dancer with the perfect set of tits

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Disgusting

You might want to think twice before trying those grocey store samples. http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/article/221813/82/Anthony-Garcia-New-Mexico-man-in-semen-tainted-yogurt-case-heads-to-court

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

OK, I have never been fond...

OK, I have never been fond of this place but I have to say I have enjoyed it quite a bit the last couple times I have visited. Last visit was on a…

The Whiskey

Seminole, Florida

Wow! new club in town. the...

Wow! new club in town. the only one in seminole in fact. I stopped by to check it out and I was amazed! They had 14 girls. All were 8's and above. The bartender Tiffany…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Stopped by the Playhouse like I...

Stopped by the Playhouse like I do every couple of weeks for the last few months. They are getting to know me in there. They are getting to know who my favorites are…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

I hadn't been here for a...

I hadn't been here for a couple of months so I decided to try my luck again. I really should have stayed home. This place seems to be getting worse as time goes by. The…

Black Betty's

Sayerville, New Jersey

Stopped in about 8:00 pm. There...

Stopped in about 8:00 pm. There were about a doze motorcycles in the parking lot. The bikers were taking up one side of the bar. They were peaceful and didn't bother anyone. A shot girl…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

As with most things in life,...

As with most things in life, how much you enjoy your experience at a strip club will largely be determined by the expectations you had going in. I'll admit, my expectations weren't particularly high…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Visited earlier tonight (Thursday). Showed...

Visited earlier tonight (Thursday). Showed up at 6:40pm, just before shift change. I found it hysterical watching all the night dancers getting dropped off for work. One grandma dropped off a dancer…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

This is definitely in the top...

This is definitely in the top of my club list. It's a comfortable place, with low pressure to take a girl for a dance, although that could just be because it was busy and…

Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

I heard the club was having...

I heard the club was having its grand opening, so I thought it was time for a revisit. I got there about 9 pm on a Saturday night. You could tell by the small number…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

The club itself has not been...

The club itself has not been given a face lift in a while. I am not a regular, but since I first visited this place nothing has changed. The $15 cover to get in is…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

I have seen a couple of...

I have seen a couple of strip clubs in Baltimore,MD and Vegas but i must say this club blew my brains out.This club is located all down the end of the road with brightly lit…

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, Florida

Was at a party and on...

Was at a party and on my way home when I decided to stop by as I am normally a day shift guy. Well I know Tues can be slow, but at 9:00, there…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

Part 3 of my Tuesday night...

Part 3 of my Tuesday night saga - see my reviews for BT's and Bare Necessity. Well, things could not get any worse from the other two clubs, and fortunately, there were people in…

Cannonball Cabaret

Brampton, Ontario

Really amazed this place gets rated...

Really amazed this place gets rated so high - I assume it was the day of week I went that changed the experience. The place is located in a decent area, north of the…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Another fabulous visit to the Hollywood...

Another fabulous visit to the Hollywood Show Club. My friend and I were greeted as we walked through the door by two very lovely beautiful ladies who were very friendly a blonde and a brunette.…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Left HiLighter to try to find...

Left HiLighter to try to find some more attractive ladies. I know I can always count on Bourbon Street for that. The girls here are consistently the most attractive in town. Most…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

Made a follow-up visit to UJ's...

Made a follow-up visit to UJ's a couple of weeks ago. Physical description following is copied from my previous review - it is still accurate: Club itself is basically 90’s décor – neon, dark fabrics,…

Bare Necessity

Kendall, Florida

Part 2 of my Tuesday quest...

Part 2 of my Tuesday quest - see my reviews on BT's South Miami and Stir Crazy. This club is mediocre at best and, as the last few reviews reveal, it has been going downhill.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Will I ever learn? It...

Will I ever learn? It is all about the girl!! And I know it! There is a price to pay for learning, but the readers of TUSCL should not have to pay more than…

DG's Club

Dallas, Texas

I stopped here only because the...

I stopped here only because the rating at TUSCL. Was Wed late afternoon around 4pm but the club was dead. There was free lunch till 4pm but it was like a dollar menu with a $7 drink. A…

Mints

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Stumbled upon Mints with my Girlfriend...

Stumbled upon Mints with my Girlfriend last night. We had just got to Niagara Falls and were already tired of all the franchise andcommercial tourist spots littered around the area. We drove straight up the…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

So apparently this club is owned...

So apparently this club is owned by someone from the band Pantera, or something like that. They have a spacious parking lot and the doormen and bouncers are surprisingly cool as well. Most think they're…

Rouge Gentlemens Club

North Hills, California

Decided to give rouge another chance...

Decided to give rouge another chance after a disappoint first visit. Is free admission, just pay 5 bucks for your drink. They do hustle you to buy drinks to the girls for $10. But just…

Club Royale

Huntertown, Indiana

Theres a new girl that just...

Theres a new girl that just started working there i forgot what her name was but MAN is she SMOKIN'! This girls got LEGS for DAAAAYS!! the only reason i give the dancer quality rating…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

My wife and I visited the...

My wife and I visited the club for the second time together. Arrived there around 9, and had to pay a 10 dollar cover each. Lot's of girls in the club, many just…

Club Plush

Walker Mill, Maryland

Been meaning to hit up Irving's...

Been meaning to hit up Irving's for a while, and finally got a chance a couple weeks ago. Wasn't ready to go home, and was ready for some lappers. The place is pretty…

Strip Club Etiquette and Dating Advice

<p> I have been to strip clubs in Albuquerque, El Paso, Tijuana, Miami, etc. I have realized many things over the years and will try to simplify everything I have learned based on my observations.</p> <p> First, shower and look decent when you go to a strip club. Many strippers compliment me that I smell nice and appreciate that I took the time to shower before I came. They tell me that many men come right after work and smell really bad.</p> <p> Two, respect them and they often take my hands and let me roam and explore their bodies and they often enjoy it themselves. An awesome stripper in Miami once told me, &quot;Thank you for not grabbing and squeezing my breasts very hard…

Building the Perfect Strip Club: Part 2, The Stage

Our first tricky element inside the club is the Stage. In fact the stage represents such a dilemma I considered getting rid of it entirely! Why? With the lap dances providing so much dollar potential per song and the stage so little typically the stage is financially a waste of time. Except in places where being at a club is about showing off to the other customers the chances of somebody ‘making it rain’ are about as likely as winning the lotto. Everybody knows that the same money is going to get them far more value on the lap dance couch. Do this simple test. Make an estimate of the tips that a dancer is taking as they leave after…

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Sheriff busts strip club in Mississippi

A raid of local businesses resulted in the arrest of four exotic dancers. Montana, Ecstasy, Jenna and Danni were all working at The Pony on Highway 45 Alternate on Thursday night when they were arrested and charged with misdemeanor indecent…

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Ex-Stripper Turned Hedge Fund Manager Says Her Fund Is Up 160% YTD

She used the pole dancing money to fund her Wall Street career. http://www.businessinsider.com/niki-marx-ex-stripper-turned-hedge-fund-manager-says-fund-up-160-2011-10 The future Mrs. Farmerart?

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Best time for couples

I've only been to a strip club once before years ago. But, I'm looking to spice things up with my hubby. Do you have any recommendations for me to take my hubby to for the best bang for our buck…

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Help with Los Angeles/Orange County Clubs

Will be visiting the LA/OC area in November. The vast number of clubs is overwhelming, even for a South Florida veteran like me. I am looking for great grindage. My current favorite clubs include Inner Room in Cocoa Beach, Platinum…

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'Unicorns'

No, I am not referring to a mythical horse with a horn and rainbow hair. In this case I'm referring to your ideal, impossible to find/catch dream girl (or guy for our lady friends). A different thread got me thing…

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SWAT Teams in St. Louis Protecting Bank of America; Refusing Customer Withdrawal

I think Steve Jobs got out at the right time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db_P0wHsSz0 Supposedly customers seeking to make withdrawals are being directed to the website to do so. Only the website has been down at least four times thus far since last Friday…

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What should we do about our naked neighbour? Too funny.

DAVID EDDIE | Columnist profile | E-mail From Thursday's Globe and Mail Published Wednesday, Oct. 05, 2011 2:11PM EDT The question A young female neighbour recently installed a new bathroom window that seems to lack sufficient opaqueness. Our kitchen window looks…

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Clubs where thr girls are naked most of the time?

A few years ago I visited the Mons Venus in Florida, and I was pleasantly surprised to see that the girls just walking around trying to get dances were usually partially or fully naked, and I wonder why no other…

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What cities and states have the most relaxed lap-dance laws/rules.

I know there are a lot of clubs where you can get away with more than you are supposed to, but I am curious as to the highest legal limits out there (especially in the US, but stories from the…

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"Prohibition"

I've been watching a program from PBS called "Prohibition". There are VERY definite parallels about the pursuit & use of Alcohol to the pursuit of non-marital/extra-marital Sex that is not reproductive & the indulgence in it. I'm presuming you Gentlemen…

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Off the wall

Doc's post about wasted dancers reminded me of the most off the wall thing that I saw in a club. Several years ago, a very pregnant dancer turned waitress/mixer while pregnant was convinced by a very drunk customer to get…

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Comcast

Aye! I was briefly a subscriber to the English language version of the Playboy channel. During that time, while trekking through the on-screen menu, I came across the Playboy channel in Espanol. My subscription to the one didn't entitle…

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Tales of a Drunken Dancer

Last time at the club, I had three girls I knew working the shift. With that many, you wouldn't expect to spend much time alone, and I didn't. But, that didn't stop the vultures from swarming! In less than 5…

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Busted!

Urban Diplomat Dear Urban Diplomat: I spotted my under-aged son spotting me at a strip club Dear Urban Diplomat, Last weekend, my buddies and I were at a strip club when my 17-year-old son and two of his friends walked in. We…

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Poll: Better Compliment to a Dancer?

She's: A) Hot B) Beautiful Let me know if someone has better material. I'm always on the lookout to improve my PL "A" game! [Hmmm..... for those of us who follow financial news, CNBC reporter (Simon Hobbs?) in Athens covering the riots reports…

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House Moms

Do they really serve a purpose in a club or are they just another tipout for a dancer?

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What's new with Gridget?

What's new with Gridget?

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When is best?

A simple question; when is the best time to go to a club? Middle of the week or the weekend?

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At least it wasn't at my favorite club - Platinum Plus.

COLUMBIA, SC (WIS) - Columbia Police are investigating an early morning shooting that sent one person to the hospital. The shooting happened in the parking lot of Fantasy Island in the 3000 block of Two Notch Rd. Police said the…

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Breast Implants, they save lives!

<a href="http://www.postchronicle.com/news/breakingnews/article_212385445.shtml">http://www.postchronicle.com/news/breakingnews/article_212385445.shtml</a>

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A thank you and request for advice

First off, I would like to thank the members here for there many post re OTC. I have been lurking for about 2 months now, and have read all the accumulated wisdom on the subject here. This has…

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Oral Sex May Cause More Throat Cancer Than Smoking in Men, Researchers Say

A virus spread by oral sex may cause more cases of throat cancer in men than smoking, a finding that spurred calls for a new large-scale test of a drug used against the infection. Researchers examined 271 throat-tumor samples collected…

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San Antonio suggestions?

I'm visiting San Antonio for the first time on Wednesday and Thursday. Can anyone suggest a good club for me to visit? I've heard good things about the clubs in Texas, but have never visited one. Any pointers would be…

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Now why didn't I think of that?

Worried about uni fees? Then lap dance your way to a debt-free degree: Spearmint Rhino boss's message to hard-up students By Lucy Buckland Last updated at 5:15 PM on 4th October 2011 Strip your way to a degree: UK vice president of Spearmint…

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help me pick...

driving from Boston to Louisville. I'll have two evenings to kill. Have the following stopover options: 1st night: Pittsburgh, Akron, cleavland or Toledo(if it's really worth the extra hour) 2nd night: Dayton, Indy or Louisville. prefer blue collar places. Extras always welcome…

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So you want a Backpage escort?

JENSEN BEACH, Fla. -- A 33-year-old man who claimed to be a mixed martial arts fighter was incapacitated by a shotgun after a fight with an internet prostitute and her husband early Monday morning, according to the Martin County Sheriff's…

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Lap dance gone wrong? Phily shooting.

A gunman shot up a West Philadelphia strip bar Sunday, wounding two people, including one of the dancers, possibly after a lap dance gone wrong. Police responded to La Pearl Lounge, in the 300 block of North 54th Street, about…

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Oh shit. A breast exposed.

Two women were cited Saturday for allegedly having a breast exposed during a burlesque show in Des Moines. According to a police report, Officer Robert Hoelscher and Sgt. Chris Hardy went to 3711 Ingersoll Ave., formerly the Ingersoll Dinner Theater, on…

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My Detroit Weekend

51 songs 14 entertainers 2 clubs 2 nights 1 ROB - $140 just to avoid the drama not make a scene 1 greatest dancer/entertainer of all time 0 happy endings but that is my fault Another really good weekend Best lines of my Detroit weekend in chronological…

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Polygamy....or not ?

Saw this today, man walks in restaurant with a woman under each arm. It turns out that one is his wife-the other his girlfriend. Legally, this isn't polygamy, but is it, otherwise, or something else ?

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How Many Flags Do You Have?

On a another forum devoted to globetrekking/seduction (RooshV, look it up), the members define fucking a woman from another country as getting "a flag". The guys on this particular forum travel abroad, try to figure out the culture of sex…

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Update on Follies Atlanta

I just spent a very successful after noon there today. My favorite informed me that the club is having a meeting tomorrow with the dancers. The subject will be raising the VIP charges. Currently the charge is $42 to the…

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how far can you go with the strippers?

How far can you go with a stripper? in club, and out. Can you take them home, is it appropriate to ask them how far they will go etc. Orange County and Las Vegas clubs mostly.

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Lions Now 4-0!!!

The Lions' Super Bowl express rolls on!!! Come back from 27 to 3 deficit.

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Red Parrot - El Paso

When did the RP go nude and BYOB? Or is this 2 Oct review just more BS? http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=3803

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Indy Hopes To Curb Super Bowl Prostitution

INDIANAPOLIS -- While a lot of cash and crowds are sure to come to Indianapolis for the Super Bowl, state and city officials said Friday they are cognizant of the dark side the big game brings -- prostitution and human…

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Dancer Reports Robbery

An exotic dancer told police early Sunday morning that a man she was with had robbed her following an aborted romantic encounter, according to police reports. Reports said Stratford police officers were dispatched to the Cumberland Farms on West Broad Street…

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All whores are lying, thieving strippers

Thanks Dugster. If these are the prices that we would have to pay if prostitution were lealized everywhere in the U.S., then I would prefer that things just stay the way they are. http://www.tuscl.net/d2.php?DID=4136

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Holly Madison Breast Insurance

Holly Madison really values her assets. By that we mean she just took out a $1 million insurance policy on her breasts. Yes, breasts. The reality star says they're her "primary money makers right now" so they need to be…

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Hooters Lawsuit Claims Rival Restaurant Stole ‘Trade Secrets'

WASHINGTON -- Hooters, the restaurant chain famous for its scantily clad Hooters Girls, sued the partner of an upstart rival in Georgia federal court this week, accusing the company developing Twin Peaks restaurants and a former Hooters executive of stealing…

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obviously fake reviews

I've seen a couple here that fell well into the TGTBT (Too Good To Be True) category, but this one really is *the* silliest one I've ever seen: http://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=266775 anyone seen one to top this?