My ATATF (the one I've mentioned before who retired at the old fart age of 23) had the perfect ass. I am not exaggerating in the slightest. It was the ass by which all other asses are measured. On the ass continuum, she was at the top, then there was a long empty gap, then everyone else.
Among her outfits was a pair of lacy black panties. They were (in and of themselves) moderately sexy, but on her, OMG! The first time I saw her dance on stage wearing those -- I shit you not -- I started to mist up a bit. I told her afterward that "I now understand why some people cry when they see great art."
Now frankly, I meant that -- but yeah, it was sappy as hell.
My other line, which is usually bullshit, but we both know it is and it still makes the dancer smile is "Oh, they're playing music?" when she comments on a song while dancing.
So what about you guys? Who's willing to expose his inner PL for a second and tell us your sappiest line (whether genuine or bullshit)?
Some never fail lines: Do you come here often? What's your sign? What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? I have a great and good friend who is a producer.