Ex-Stripper Turned Hedge Fund Manager Says Her Fund Is Up 160% YTD

She must have learned a very simple market trick. Solicite txtittyfan's market advice (like his calls to short treasuries and the dollar earlier this year) and then do the opposite!

She sounds like a daytrader to me. I think the first investor she talked about in the article was actually a FS customer she threated no more sex unless you invest with me.

Seems to me there was someone else who made mad money no matter the market... hmmmm, now what was his name... Ma... Ma-off... it'll come to me...

Is this the dancer that Dick Johnson hired to manage his money?

She sounds completely credible to me...of course, everything I know about finance I learned from this site, so who knows.

....or she could be making her money the "old fashioned" way (X $/hour in a notel) and using her "hedge fund" as a way to launder her 'ill-gotten gains'.

(then again, if her body's half as good looking as her face, I think I could be persuaded to part with a few dollars too!)

I wouldn't take her word for it that's for sure. If I learned anything from my strip clubbing days it's that most strippers are great liars

Farmer: LOL!!! I've been wondering who this dick johnson everybody keeps referring to was so i searched him and read his last few posts...LOL I think you're on to something!!