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mjx01
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'Unicorns'

No, I am not referring to a mythical horse with a horn and rainbow hair. In this case I'm referring to your ideal, impossible to find/catch dream girl (or guy for our lady friends).

A different thread got me thing about what I consider a rare combination of both physical and personal characteristics. Basically, my unicorn / dream girl is:

  1. Smart. As stated in the other post, any amount on math skills rocks my world. (I'm such a nerd.) Any science interests are also a major plus. Doesn't need to be Einstein, but I can't handel dumb as rocks.

  2. Caring/nice, but isn't so much of a push over that people take advanatage.

3a) Above average looks. I don't need a 10, but lets say 7+. 3b) Petite. Some where around 5-3, slender. She can't be bigger than me. Not aneorexic.

4a) Enjoys sex. Not implying anything crazy, but enjoys it on a regular basis. 4b) Initiates at least a little. Let me know that she's into me.

I'm sure I've said this before, but IMO, 1 and 3 seem to be mutually exclusive. Add 4 and your SOL.

So... do you have a 'unicorn'?

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rickdugan
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I read this and for a moment thought that I logged on to E-Harmony.

Seriously, is this post about a mythical girlfriend or a stripper?

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JuiceBox69
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I like a girl who will take my money and fuck my brains out !

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shadowcat
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What a coincidence. avalons07sent me a PM last night. She just joinded TUSCL and did her first review. Now she wants to add an avatar to her name. She wanted to know where to find a photo of a unicorn as that is what she wants to use. I told her to just Google unicorn photos. You may be seeing her soon on the discussion board.

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CTQWERTY
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Mjx, I suspect Katie Morgan would suit you fine. Problem is she's a celebrity (porn star). She has a genius IQ (yet somehow got involved and arrested for drug smuggling). Bet her bank account has a fair amount of zeros after a crooked number these days!

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vincemichaels
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Yeah, sigh. My former ATF who retired and moved down South.

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lopaw
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I got no time to chase unicorns. If she's breathing, I'll take her. ^_^

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gatorfan
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No I don't like trannys.

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looneylarry
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Have seen a couple over the years. There have been several that looked fantastic and were savvy/intelligent, but were too into themselves. There were others, obviously, that were beautiful but were dumber than a box of rocks. The right combination of a beauty, smarts, and social skills is a very rare thing, indeed.

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steve229
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"The right combination of a beauty, smarts, and social skills is a very rare thing, indeed."

One should always have something to strive for, I think, even if the possibility of attaining it is remote. In my case, it's even rarer since the right combination of "beauty, smarts, and social skills" needs to come wrapped in a certain outfit.

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runrdude
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I'm with Lopaw. No eunuch horns for me. Give me ready and willing.

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silkypants
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Misha, day shift at the Penthouse club in Detroit. Uncertain about number 1 but covers 2-4 if she is in anyway into you. I have met other great girls but to date only one girl that had everything. I will go back to Detroit in November to have my little PL heart broken.

Do unicorns even have phone numbers?

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