'Unicorns'

mjx01
Aspiring Global Hound
No, I am not referring to a mythical horse with a horn and rainbow hair. In this case I'm referring to your ideal, impossible to find/catch dream girl (or guy for our lady friends).

A different thread got me thing about what I consider a rare combination of both physical and personal characteristics. Basically, my unicorn / dream girl is:

1) Smart. As stated in the other post, any amount on math skills rocks my world. (I'm such a nerd.) Any science interests are also a major plus. Doesn't need to be Einstein, but I can't handel dumb as rocks.

2) Caring/nice, but isn't so much of a push over that people take advanatage.

3a) Above average looks. I don't need a 10, but lets say 7+.
3b) Petite. Some where around 5-3, slender. She can't be bigger than me. Not aneorexic.

4a) Enjoys sex. Not implying anything crazy, but enjoys it on a regular basis.
4b) Initiates at least a little. Let me know that she's into me.

I'm sure I've said this before, but IMO, 1 and 3 seem to be mutually exclusive. Add 4 and your SOL.

So... do you have a 'unicorn'?

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rickdugan
13 years ago
I read this and for a moment thought that I logged on to E-Harmony.

Seriously, is this post about a mythical girlfriend or a stripper?
JuiceBox69
13 years ago
I like a girl who will take my money and fuck my brains out !
shadowcat
13 years ago
What a coincidence. avalons07sent me a PM last night. She just joinded TUSCL and did her first review. Now she wants to add an avatar to her name. She wanted to know where to find a photo of a unicorn as that is what she wants to use. I told her to just Google unicorn photos. You may be seeing her soon on the discussion board.
CTQWERTY
13 years ago
Mjx, I suspect Katie Morgan would suit you fine. Problem is she's a celebrity (porn star). She has a genius IQ (yet somehow got involved and arrested for drug smuggling). Bet her bank account has a fair amount of zeros after a crooked number these days!
vincemichaels
13 years ago
Yeah, sigh. My former ATF who retired and moved down South.
lopaw
13 years ago
I got no time to chase unicorns.
If she's breathing, I'll take her. ^_^
gatorfan
13 years ago
No I don't like trannys.
looneylarry
13 years ago
Have seen a couple over the years. There have been several that looked fantastic and were savvy/intelligent, but were too into themselves. There were others, obviously, that were beautiful but were dumber than a box of rocks. The right combination of a beauty, smarts, and social skills is a very rare thing, indeed.
steve229
13 years ago
"The right combination of a beauty, smarts, and social skills is a very rare thing, indeed."

One should always have something to strive for, I think, even if the possibility of attaining it is remote. In my case, it's even rarer since the right combination of "beauty, smarts, and social skills" needs to come wrapped in a certain outfit.
runrdude
13 years ago
I'm with Lopaw. No eunuch horns for me. Give me ready and willing.
silkypants
13 years ago
Misha, day shift at the Penthouse club in Detroit. Uncertain about number 1 but covers 2-4 if she is in anyway into you. I have met other great girls but to date only one girl that had everything. I will go back to Detroit in November to have my little PL heart broken.

Do unicorns even have phone numbers?
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