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'Unicorns'

mjx01
Aspiring Global Hound
Thursday, October 6, 2011 9:43 AM
No, I am not referring to a mythical horse with a horn and rainbow hair. In this case I'm referring to your ideal, impossible to find/catch dream girl (or guy for our lady friends). A different thread got me thing about what I consider a rare combination of both physical and personal characteristics. Basically, my unicorn / dream girl is: 1) Smart. As stated in the other post, any amount on math skills rocks my world. (I'm such a nerd.) Any science interests are also a major plus. Doesn't need to be Einstein, but I can't handel dumb as rocks. 2) Caring/nice, but isn't so much of a push over that people take advanatage. 3a) Above average looks. I don't need a 10, but lets say 7+. 3b) Petite. Some where around 5-3, slender. She can't be bigger than me. Not aneorexic. 4a) Enjoys sex. Not implying anything crazy, but enjoys it on a regular basis. 4b) Initiates at least a little. Let me know that she's into me. I'm sure I've said this before, but IMO, 1 and 3 seem to be mutually exclusive. Add 4 and your SOL. So... do you have a 'unicorn'?

12 comments

  • georgmicrodong
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    13 years ago
    <a href="[view link] Play</a> <a href="[view link] Power</a>
  • rickdugan
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    13 years ago
    I read this and for a moment thought that I logged on to E-Harmony. Seriously, is this post about a mythical girlfriend or a stripper?
  • JuiceBox69
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    13 years ago
    I like a girl who will take my money and fuck my brains out !
  • shadowcat
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    13 years ago
    What a coincidence. avalons07sent me a PM last night. She just joinded TUSCL and did her first review. Now she wants to add an avatar to her name. She wanted to know where to find a photo of a unicorn as that is what she wants to use. I told her to just Google unicorn photos. You may be seeing her soon on the discussion board.
  • CTQWERTY
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    13 years ago
    Mjx, I suspect Katie Morgan would suit you fine. Problem is she's a celebrity (porn star). She has a genius IQ (yet somehow got involved and arrested for drug smuggling). Bet her bank account has a fair amount of zeros after a crooked number these days!
  • vincemichaels
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    13 years ago
    Yeah, sigh. My former ATF who retired and moved down South.
  • lopaw
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    13 years ago
    I got no time to chase unicorns. If she's breathing, I'll take her. ^_^
  • gatorfan
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    13 years ago
    No I don't like trannys.
  • looneylarry
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    13 years ago
    Have seen a couple over the years. There have been several that looked fantastic and were savvy/intelligent, but were too into themselves. There were others, obviously, that were beautiful but were dumber than a box of rocks. The right combination of a beauty, smarts, and social skills is a very rare thing, indeed.
  • steve229
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    13 years ago
    "The right combination of a beauty, smarts, and social skills is a very rare thing, indeed." One should always have something to strive for, I think, even if the possibility of attaining it is remote. In my case, it's even rarer since the right combination of "beauty, smarts, and social skills" needs to come wrapped in a certain outfit.
  • runrdude
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    13 years ago
    I'm with Lopaw. No eunuch horns for me. Give me ready and willing.
  • silkypants
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    13 years ago
    Misha, day shift at the Penthouse club in Detroit. Uncertain about number 1 but covers 2-4 if she is in anyway into you. I have met other great girls but to date only one girl that had everything. I will go back to Detroit in November to have my little PL heart broken. Do unicorns even have phone numbers?
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