Off the wall

Good Lord. Hope I never see anything comparable.

UMMMM, I think you spend entirely too much time in the club because you have the best most bizarre stories.

A new dancer, first time dancing. Just turned 18. Really had no idea what she was doing. Sort of klutzy trying to "dance". Cute enough, but seemed dumb as a bag of dirty. No originality. Just wore a plain white bikini.

Anyway, her first set went as well as could be expected. I spoke with her a couple of minutes during her tip walk. I also asked the barmaid, one I've trusted for years, if the "new" was an act for tips or real. Real it was. So, on the stage for her second set, I notice a very obvious brown stain on the backside of her bikini bottoms. I said nothing, but another went on stage whispered to her, and off she ran. Never saw her leave the dressing room and never saw her again. The barmaid said she sort of disappeared. There is no back door out of the dressing room, yet she somehow got out without anyone noticing.

Disgusting!!! The new dancer shitted on herself. I would have left the club immediately..

At Heartbreakers in the mid 90's, I spotted a petite dancer (my fave fetish)and asked for a dance. Instrad of a dance, she actually squirmed in my lap. I also noticed during the dance that she had a ton of makeup on her face and her hair pretty much glued to her forehead. Just as her dance ended, a middle aged woman two seats over said "She's really something, isn't she ?"

At that moment, I realized that the woman was her mother and the girl in my lap was 15, tops, most likely younger. A definite "YIKES !!"

Just then, another dancer, on stage earler (I had asked her also for a dance) came by and asked if I wanted a dance. I gladly hightailed it out of there.

NOTHING I have seen in a SC comes close to water breaking on stage, 15 year old lap dancers, or shitty bikini bottoms.

Some of the sights on display in the busy VIP at Brampton's Cannonball Cabaret are purely surreal but never disgusting, just titillating.

Amongst other weird stuff, my favorite club used to have a dancer who was 60 something, one I've previously admitted to getting FS from. Anyway, DATY is somewhat common there, and I once saw this one girl who looked like she was jail bait perform some DATY with her. I've seen some old-young lesbian porn on the internet, but I'm not sure I wanted to see it live. (I was told in my last visit she has finally retired, although I wouldn't count her out til she's dead.) I also saw this one dancer there who had a wig take it off in the middle of her stage dance to reveal a shaved head. It ruined her for me for life.

@johnnymapalo- the shit stain could have been her period. Period blood doesn't show up so much up front. It does show from the back though. Also it dries incredibly quick on fabric and stains brown, not red. Have a great day! Lol

My strangest strip club experience: In 1978-79, I was at a club, whose name I can't even recall now, near the L.A. airport. This was in the days before lap dancing, so the stage shows were the focus of club activities. One dancer's stage show was rather memorable. She had a very talented vagina! She could expell great amounts of air, vaginally! (It sounded like vaginal flatulence.) It was almost like playing a song, on her va-jay-jay. She concluded her act by smoking a cigarette, vaginally!

I can back up Stiletto25's comment. A dancer I was a regular for was sitting in my lap having a drink with me after we had just finished a VIP. After the drink she got up to check the dance list to see when she was on stage next. When she left, I noticed a blood spot on my pants. When she came back I didn't say anything but she was embarassed and apologized profusely. It really didn't bother me much. As Stiletto25 said, after it dried, it was brown.

About 10 year ago I stpooed into a club in Columbia SC named Pleasers on Bluff RD. I had never been in the place.

There were about 6 porkers working. I took my drink to a table to watch the stage show. The biggest of the porkers was on stage. At least 300lbs of blubber, covered with tats and piercings. The teeth that weren't missing were gold.

It was a topless club but she was totally nude. There were two guys sitting at the tip rail. They were shoving dollar bills into her pussy.

I couldn't get out of there fast enough.