Off the wall
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
Doc's post about wasted dancers reminded me of the most off the wall thing that I saw in a club.
Several years ago, a very pregnant dancer turned waitress/mixer while pregnant was convinced by a very drunk customer to get up on the stage for a dance. During her "dance", which wasn't much but a shimmy, her water broke. Everybody just stood there shocked for a few minutes, until one guy, apparently an EMT, ran up and escorted her down. She sat down for a few minutes while one of the bouncers pulled his car around to take her to the hospital, and I heard her call her BF and start screaming. "It's coming! It's coming! Get to the hospital!"
Apparently, even though it was a few weeks early, all turned out well enough; she was back at the club a couple of months later, and didn't look any worse for wear.
That was the weirdest for me. What about you?
Several years ago, a very pregnant dancer turned waitress/mixer while pregnant was convinced by a very drunk customer to get up on the stage for a dance. During her "dance", which wasn't much but a shimmy, her water broke. Everybody just stood there shocked for a few minutes, until one guy, apparently an EMT, ran up and escorted her down. She sat down for a few minutes while one of the bouncers pulled his car around to take her to the hospital, and I heard her call her BF and start screaming. "It's coming! It's coming! Get to the hospital!"
Apparently, even though it was a few weeks early, all turned out well enough; she was back at the club a couple of months later, and didn't look any worse for wear.
That was the weirdest for me. What about you?
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Anyway, her first set went as well as could be expected. I spoke with her a couple of minutes during her tip walk. I also asked the barmaid, one I've trusted for years, if the "new" was an act for tips or real. Real it was. So, on the stage for her second set, I notice a very obvious brown stain on the backside of her bikini bottoms. I said nothing, but another went on stage whispered to her, and off she ran. Never saw her leave the dressing room and never saw her again. The barmaid said she sort of disappeared. There is no back door out of the dressing room, yet she somehow got out without anyone noticing.
At that moment, I realized that the woman was her mother and the girl in my lap was 15, tops, most likely younger. A definite "YIKES !!"
Just then, another dancer, on stage earler (I had asked her also for a dance) came by and asked if I wanted a dance. I gladly hightailed it out of there.
Some of the sights on display in the busy VIP at Brampton's Cannonball Cabaret are purely surreal but never disgusting, just titillating.
There were about 6 porkers working. I took my drink to a table to watch the stage show. The biggest of the porkers was on stage. At least 300lbs of blubber, covered with tats and piercings. The teeth that weren't missing were gold.
It was a topless club but she was totally nude. There were two guys sitting at the tip rail. They were shoving dollar bills into her pussy.
I couldn't get out of there fast enough.