Obsolete Jokes

Two crotch crabs, Carl and Chris, meet up on the beach on Florida vacation.
Chris: Man you're shivering like crazy!
Carl: Yeah, I rode down in a biker's beard, the cold air was blowing on me the whole way.
Chris: Next year, do what I do, go to a women's bathroom near the interstate, wait till you hear a chick talking about going to Florida, then jump in her bush.
One year later, they again met on the same beach.
Chris: You're shivering again, didn't you remember what I told you?
Carl: Yeah, I did exactly like you said. It was so comfortable in that bush, I fell right to sleep. But when I woke up, I was back in the biker's beard.

Two crotch crabs, Carl and Chris, are hanging in a chick's bush.
Carl: It's getting late, I'm gonna go crash down in the pussy, you coming?
Chris: Naw I'll crash right here.
Carl: You sure? It's nice and warm in there.
Chris: Naw you go ahead I'm good.
Next day, they're back in the bush.
Carl: You were smart to stay here. I was fast asleep, when a big bald guy came charging in, then he punched me over and over, and when he was done he spit on me.