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Bleak Future For Juicy

3 of Juice's favorite things are not going to be available (as they were) for some time.

1. Poker in a casino

2. Strip Clubs and touching boobies

3. Buffets

....and Juice thought the end of the world came when they took down Backpage and he couldn't find $50 hookers, then they took away the xBox360 bargain game bin away at his local WalMart, and THEN they raised the price on Four Loko. Looking back, THOSE were the good ole' days.

On a more serious note, of Juice's favorite 3 things listed above, I really don't know how those things will be if and when they ever reopen.

How do you manage a buffet? If people still need to social distance, how do you play poker at a table? Slot machines, even most table games can be spread out, but poker? hmmmm up to 10 people (and a dealer) crammed into one table... and strip clubs... how will local governments manage "contact" rules in a club setting?

There are usually fixes to most issues... for example by state "guidelines" all self dispensing drink machines in a C-store had to be shut down. to combat this, one local store roped off all the self serve machines and they have one employee manning all the machines wearing gloves, a mask and a face shield. You ask him/her what you want and they get it for you.