Drive through strip club (tent)
georgebailey
Catalina
I saw a video clip about the "lucky devil lounge" in portland offering drive through. It's a tent and you order food on the outside, before your enter. The tent had stages on both sides and a DJ and it's closed off while you're inside. They deliver your food, that means the kitchen gets to stay open, and you stay and pay for a couple sets. I wonder what the business end of this looks like? I would support this. Especially to support business and get a little 'stimulation'.
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I respect the hustle but it does not sound like worth the time or money.
I also understand trying to support the clubs so when the country opens back up for business, there will be strip clubs to go to.
Really though, most of the alternatives offered are pretty lame and offer little to no entertainment value.
https://youtu.be/hOFs_u41Cc0
The boober eats idea sounds awful to me. I think it was a 30 dollar delivery fee. Of course a bouncer shows up to your door as well and they just drop off your food. I wouldn't want (most) dancers to know where I live, much less bouncers. I would definitely not do this option even if it were dancers from my favorite club and I could request certain ones. (Wouldn't want the nosy neighbors to know either)
Plus what if something in the order isn't delivered correctly. With the drive through technically wouldn't be so bad to go back (and I'm sure you go order something for less than 30 bucks).
If I was in Portland I would try it. The food at Lucky Devil is actually pretty good. But Im one who also likes all the bikini barista coffee stands in the NW.
I don't see how that works in a good way - paying 80-bucks just to have 2 scantily dressed chicks walk up, drop off the food, and leave - not to mention the PL will probably get hit up for extra-tips - maybe it can be some kind of a novelty for some dudes that rarely step foot in a strip-club, but IMO seems like very little ROI for regular SCers.
I certainly wouldn't want to have them visit my house (with a bouncer). I could just see it here's your food, tip extra we are in need right now ok bye. No thanks.
But the drive through, again depending on price/upcharge/food etc, I'd probably try that in a place with nice weather. I hope they send cars through one at a time though with some kind of organization. Not because I want to take social distancing to the extreme, but because it would be my luck that the person behind my car would not be paying attention (to the drive through actual line but other things) and run into me.
I would check out the tent drive thru just to check it out. If they have any kind of reliable stage set up the show should be interesting. I'm sure I've seen worse then they'll have on offer there. After 500+ clubs seen my worst visits are really, really bad. And if they're all somehow fug at the time I drove thru I'd have a rental car to keep them at bay.