Discussions by jackslash (page 531)

MY ex-ATF texted me, telling me she's pregnant. No, I'm not the father. The guy, of course, has run out on her, which anyone could have predicted from the type of men...

http://www.wjactv.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/one-person-dead-two-custody-after-shooting-at-altoona-nightclub-876.shtml Strip club shootings are really shadowcat's turf, but I was drawn to this story because I grew up in Pennsylvania. Who knew that Altoona, PA, even had a strip club? Altoona is a nothing...

Alan Markovitz is really in the strip club news today. http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/23808470/exotic-dancers-file-lawsuit-against-three...

Alan Markovitz is really in the strip club news today. http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/23808470/exotic-dancers-file-lawsuit-against-three...

"Business man. Scumbag. Entrepreneur. Exploiter. Alan Markovitz has been called a lot of things over the years, and now the strip club impresario has a new handle: friend of Benny. That's Benny as in Benny...

My CF texted me, saying she hadn't made any money all day and couldn't even make tip out. Could I come in? So I went to see her for the second time this week...

I've often thought about opening my own strip club. Maybe not a good idea. http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/10/houston-man-gunned-down-days-before-opening-strip-club/ ...

This was the question sent to an advice columnist: "I found a wallet at the train station. It was next to a can of bourbon and had $150 and a strip-club card inside. I looked...

Strippers arrested in Israel. http://www.timesofisrael.com/police-arrest-15-women-in-raid-on-haifa-strip-club/ ...

I was reviewing last week's stripper-related activities. Monday. My CF came to my home for our weekly OTC session, which includes socializing, dinner and a movie on TV. BBBF and FS. Tuesday. ...

It's nice to see that women can be as stupid as men. http://nypost.com/2013/10/13/strip-club-catfight-ends-in-stabbing/...

A reviewer of the Flight Club details how he and his buddy each took a dancer to VIP, had the full menu, and then traded dancers for another extras session. Personally, I would...

Photographer took series of pictures of his mother (an exotic dancer) having sex. Honest? Provocative? Or just plain creepy? http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2013/oct/09/leigh-ledare-photographs-mother-having-sex?CMP=ema_565&et_cid=52300&[email protected]&Linkid=http%3a%2f%2fwww.theguardian.com%2fartanddesign%2f2013%2foct%2f09%2fleigh-ledare-photographs-mother-having-sex ...

Hostage taking in Blazing Saddles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upvZdVK913I ...

A New York strip club will no longer show the Giants games on TV. http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2013/10/07/popular-manhattan-strip-club-pulls-the-plug-on-pathetic-giants/ ...

I stopped by the Detroit P******** Club for lunch last week. I hoped I would see one of 3 favs, but they were not there. Eventually a dark-haired MILF with big...

Q What did the cab driver say when the stripper tried to pay the fare by showing him her vagina? A Got anything smaller? Q What would happen if I...

"A 21-year-old Boca Raton woman met a man at a strip club, went to his Dania Beach apartment for a drink and then bound, beat and robbed him with the help of two accomplices,...

As I was chillaxing in the Detroit Penthouse Club one afternoon, a mature customer came in and took a booth across the stage from me. He pulled out a MacBook, fired it up,...

While having drinks in the club, my CF said to me, "Don't look. That customer at the end of the bar is staring at us." Of course, I looked. A guy...

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/09/26/lynsie-lee-isn-t-a-vegan-and-other-fun-facts-about-the-stripper-tweeting-cory-booker.html?utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&utm_campaign=cheatsheet_afternoon&cid=newsletter%3Bemail%3Bcheatsheet_afternoon&utm_term=Cheat%20Sheet “When he's president, I want to be his first lady. I think a stripper would make a great first lady. I have better arms than Michele Obama, OK?” I like the idea of a stripper...

I read this in a review of my favorite strip club: "The shot girl hinted to me that if I bought the rest of her shot tray she would go upstairs to the VIP area...

I was watching some porn online yesterday, because I can't spend 7 days a week in strip clubs. I came across a video that seemed just what I wanted--a couple of big boobed...

PL1: "I think I caught a disease from a stripper." PL2: "Are you sure?" PL1: "I'm HIV positive." ...

Q How does a stripper say goodbye? A "I'll be right back." ...

When I first started getting dances from my CF, another dancer acted jealous of her. This dancer talked trash about my CF and even said "she's fucking the DJ." I discounted the...

Q Why are the Jacksonville Jaguars like a Jacksonville stripper? A They both suck for four quarters....

http://www.gamepur.com/news/12061-topless-strippers-gta-v-have-extended-role-gameplay-mechanics-detailed-leak.html GTA V will have more strippers. But what I want is a game with nothing but strippers....

The Detroit Hustler Club had this offer on its Facebook page: "$6 Slippery Nipples, Blow Jobs & Silk Panties!" You can imagine my chagrin when, having raced to the club at 80 miles an...

http://www.cnbc.com/id/101024767 Rick's Cabaret lost because they classified strippers as independent contractors but treated them as employees. The judge found "the list of rules Rick's laid down could be described as "micromanagement." Among the dos and don'ts detailed...

The Peppermint Hippo is now my favorite strip club: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CY3zqjXE6Q ...

Thanks to TUSCL, I know the phrase "camel toe slide," which is when a woman straddles a man and rubs her pussy against the man's erect shaft. Yesterday in VIP my CF was...

The writer argues that laws restricting strip clubs are anti-family values, since single mothers support their children as strippers. http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/2013/09/07/3691164/ban-will-mean-strippers-kids.html...

Thanks to ranukam for bringing back some classic threads. TUSCL is a virtual Algonquin Round Table of wit and sophistication....

My favorite dancer Mandy told me she drives 2 hours to visit her boyfriend in a Michigan prison. She said he went to jail for drugs. She aroused my curiosity about this boyfriend, who...

My ex-ATF drank vodka like it was Kool-aid. One afternoon at my house she consumed a prodigious amount of vodka before and after our sexual bouts. Around the time I...

I wonder if this club will be better than Tootsie's and Scarlett's? http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/cultist/2013/08/vivid_live_a_miami_shores_stri.php ...

I recall Farmerart writing about the No. 5 Orange strip club. Here's an article about the club's chef. http://roadsandkingdoms.com/2013/how-to-cook-for-a-strip-club/ ...

Reading an article about accusations of prostitution in an Iceland strip club, I came upon this quote by 2 strippers: “We work to entertain. We speak with men, make them feel comfortable, dance for...

I stopped by a club last night, saw an attractive stripper on stage and tipped her. We went up to VIP, and during the first dance I felt her nice titties and sucked...

http://www.kiiitv.com/story/23106506/man-stabbed-defending-strippers Why didn't these Texans have their guns with them?...

A stripper and sex worker writes about what she sees as the problem with extras. I, on the other hand, have no problem with extras at all. http://www.thegloss.com/2013/08/05/sex-and-dating/harlotry-sex-workers-extras/ ...

I was so happy to hear about Bella again in a recent review of Bogart's: Avatar cooperpooper Prop cooperpooper Ignore cooperpooper Send Private Message to cooperpooper Joined: Mar 2013 Clubs Reviewed: 2 Total Reviews:...

Judge Allegedly Pounds Gavel, Stripper: http://abovethelaw.com/2013/08/judge-allegedly-pounds-gavel-stripper/ ...

I was molested and harassed in a strip club today. When I sat down at my table I saw on stage a black dancer named Lola who I haven't seen in a couple years. ...

A stripper writes about dancing in Williston, North Dakota. http://www.buzzfeed.com/susanelizabethshepard/wildcatting-a-strippers-guide-to-the-modern-american-boomtow My favorite line: "There's Diablo Cody winning an Oscar, and here I am in Williston, 31 years old and shaking my ass for guys with...

A new 24-year-old stripper came to my home last night. After banging her in missionary position, I requested a change to doggy style. As I'm about to enter her, I see tattooed...

Friday night I went to a new strip club. I gave my car to the 2 young valets, walked inside, and partied until after midnight. When I come out, one 20-something-year-old valet runs and...