Questions about Strippers

Q What did the cab driver say when the stripper tried to pay the fare by showing him her vagina?

A Got anything smaller?

Q What would happen if I raped a stripper?

A You would save five dollars.

Q Why are strippers like squirrels?

A They've always got some nuts in their mouth.

Q How many strippers abused by their boyfriends?

A All those who don't listen.

Q Why are strippers like blunts?

A They get passed around until they're all used up and then they get thrown away.

Q What does it mean if I'm banging a stripper and she starts foaming at the mouth?

A She's full.

Q Why are strippers like paleontologists?

A They make their living by touching old bones.

Q Why is a stripper like a door knob?

A Everybody gets a turn.

Q Why did the stripper go by the name "Penny"?

A Because she was two-faced, worthless and in everybody's pants.

Q What's the difference between a stripper and a horse?

A Not everyone has ridden a horse.

Q What should I do if a stripper tells me she's a hooker?

A Tell her to keep her wrists straight when she tees off.

Q Why did the stripper apply for a loan?

A She wanted to get back on her back.

Q What's hard on a stripper?

A The back of her boyfriend's hand.

Q This stripper used to like me, but now she won't even dance for me anymore. What happened?

A She recovered her eyesight.

Q How can I make sex with a stripper magical?

A Fuck her and disappear.

Q Why is beer better than a stripper?

A Beer is always wet.

Q Why are a stripper's customers like her stripper heels?

A They're easy to walk on once you learn how.

Q What's a stripper's opinion of Roe vs Wade?

A Two ways of getting across a creek.

Q: Why is a stripper's pussy like the weather?

A: Because if it's wet, it's time to go inside.

Q: How can I stop this stripper from lying to me?

A: Use duct tape.

Q: What do you say when a drunk stripper wakes up and asks if you're raping her?

A: Say, "No, I've already finished."

Q: Why is eating a stripper's pussy like knowing the mafia's secrets?

A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.

Q: What's the difference between a 15-year-old stripper and an 18-year-old stripper?

A: 20 years in prison.

Q: What's the worst thing that can appear on a stripper's resume?

A: Being fired from a blow job.