Questions about Strippers
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Detroit strip clubs
Q What did the cab driver say when the stripper tried to pay the fare by showing him her vagina?
A Got anything smaller?
Q What would happen if I raped a stripper?
A You would save five dollars.
Q Why are strippers like squirrels?
A They've always got some nuts in their mouth.
Q How many strippers abused by their boyfriends?
A All those who don't listen.
Q Why are strippers like blunts?
A They get passed around until they're all used up and then they get thrown away.
Q What does it mean if I'm banging a stripper and she starts foaming at the mouth?
A She's full.
Q Why are strippers like paleontologists?
A They make their living by touching old bones.
Q Why is a stripper like a door knob?
A Everybody gets a turn.
Q Why did the stripper go by the name "Penny"?
A Because she was two-faced, worthless and in everybody's pants.
Q What's the difference between a stripper and a horse?
A Not everyone has ridden a horse.
Q What should I do if a stripper tells me she's a hooker?
A Tell her to keep her wrists straight when she tees off.
Q Why did the stripper apply for a loan?
A She wanted to get back on her back.
Q What's hard on a stripper?
A The back of her boyfriend's hand.
Q This stripper used to like me, but now she won't even dance for me anymore. What happened?
A She recovered her eyesight.
Q How can I make sex with a stripper magical?
A Fuck her and disappear.
Q Why is beer better than a stripper?
A Beer is always wet.
Q Why are a stripper's customers like her stripper heels?
A They're easy to walk on once you learn how.
Q What's a stripper's opinion of Roe vs Wade?
A Two ways of getting across a creek.
Q: Why is a stripper's pussy like the weather?
A: Because if it's wet, it's time to go inside.
Q: How can I stop this stripper from lying to me?
A: Use duct tape.
Q: What do you say when a drunk stripper wakes up and asks if you're raping her?
A: Say, "No, I've already finished."
Q: Why is eating a stripper's pussy like knowing the mafia's secrets?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
Q: What's the difference between a 15-year-old stripper and an 18-year-old stripper?
A: 20 years in prison.
Q: What's the worst thing that can appear on a stripper's resume?
A: Being fired from a blow job.
11 comments
A: Artichoke has a heart.
You would spend a long time in prison.
The boyfriend abuse was pretty bland, I don't get the hooker joe or the bank loan one, and the 20-year prison joke was boring too. Otherwise this was some funny shizzle. This has been bookmarked.