Discussions by jackslash (page 521)

Man unintentionally fires his gun on a public bus, and then he and his girlfriend run into a strip club to hide. Makes sense to me. http://www.kptv.com/story/24484553/trimet-bus-gunfire-leads-police-to-detain-man-at-strip-club ...

Recognizing that extras make strip-clubbing expensive, I made a new year's resolution: Not to give up extras--that would be crazy--but to reduce their frequency. On some strip club visits I would look...

It appears that Alan Markovitz's bronze middle finger statue sold on eBay. http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2014/01/middle-finger_statue_erected_b.html ...

I was sitting at a table in my favorite strip club, and the downstairs bar was directly in my line of sight. A tall, thin blonde dancer walks up to an old...

Channel 4 News reported that the Highland Park Deja Vu Club was raided due to prostitution, drugs, under-age dancers, and after-hours partying. Highland Park is a small city within the City of Detroit,...

Pimp sues Nike for not labeling shoes 'dangerous.' http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/01/11/pimp-nike-jordan-sue/4431131/ ...

I had a dream about a stripper. The stripper was talking to me and asked me to move the strip club 44 feet to the west. The funny thing is that this...

Club Madonna is in a lot of trouble. http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/01/08/3858885/13-year-old-girl-forced-into-prostitution.html ...

Those Miami Dolphins like Tootsie's. It appears that Jonathan Martin was dragged in there like I was. http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/08/jonathan-martin-strip-club-richie-incognito-dolphins-tootsies/ ...

Snow and frigid temperatures cover much of the US. It was so cold in Detroit that a stripper's tongue stuck to my dick. Anyone want to comment on how cold it is where they...

Chicago residents regain their rights. http://www.chicagobusiness.com/article/20140106/NEWS02/140109925/chicago-ban-on-gun-sales-in-city-unconstitutional-judge-rules ...

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I don't buy the explanation of why he's called "Six-Nine" and I believe he's innocent because he has an honest face. http://www.actionnewsjax.com/content/topstories/story/Man-nicknamed-Six-Nine-charged-with-strip-club/dYWSb7nNh0iFqhaouMJkOA.cspx ...

The New York Times covers strip club news: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/03/us/houston-and-its-strip-clubs-call-a-truce.html?pagewanted=1 ...

It's January 2 and I had planned to make my first strip club visit of the year. But now I'm snowed in with no chance for fun. Detroit weather is not kind...

The rapper Game claims "You can write off strip clubs...making it rain." I was getting all excited, but then the Forbes article throws cold water on the rapper's claim. Forbes is a buzz-kill. http://www.forbes.com/sites/kellyphillipserb/2013/12/30/game-offers-tax-advice-to-rappers-write-off-strippers-sneaks-and-medical-marijuana/ ...

Excuses Strippers Use Not to have Sex with You 1 I can't. I'm having my period 2 I've got a headache 3 My boyfriend would kick my ass 4 My boyfriend would kick your ass 5 I feel fat 6 I'm too tired 7 You give me...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/n-strip-club-shooting-leaves-3-dead-christmas-article-1.1558062?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+nydnrss%2Fgossip%2Frush_molloy+(Gossip%2FRush+%26+Molloy) A "mammary mecca melee" is how the Daily News characterizes it. ...

On Christmas eve my CF came to my house for dinner and a celebration of the season. I had told her Santa had left some presents for her under the tree. When...

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The only bad thing anyone can say about strip-clubbing is that it is expensive. Based on countless years of experience, I will give you some good advice on how to make strip-clubbing more...

The other day my CF and I and a couple of her dancer friends were sitting at a table in the club, sipping our favorite beverages. My CF says to her friends,...

Maybe I'm too critical, but I get very annoyed when I see read reviews that say something like this: "Valet (0.07), No cover, Coat check (0.02)" "HJ (1.20)" Or "got BBBJ for $$$" Why...

Who knew that you could have such a crime spree in Wilkes-Barre, PA? Wilkes-Barre is the gateway to Scranton. http://www.timesleader.com/news/local-news/1059266/Gronosky-pleads-guilty-in-4-cases ...

I wonder why if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys, she's considered a "slut," but if a man does the exact same thing, he's "gay." ...

On Facebook, an ex-dancer posted that she would like to go back to dancing but can't stomach the current Detroit strip club scene: "I miss dancing on stage. I miss actual lap dances lol. I...

You know the photos accompanying this story are gonna be good. http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-stripper-boyfriend-tipper-stolen-car-20131214,0,7907703.story ...

It is snowing here in Michigan. The snow has been falling slowly but steadily since last night, and as the roads are plowed they fill up again with snow. Since it's Saturday,...

Who says accountants are boring? Comptroller steals $400K and spends it on strippers. www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Feds-Suspect-used-stolen-400k-on-strippers-5062623.php...

Last week my CF told me she had gotten engaged. She has been dating this guy for several months, and she had told me they were getting serious. He is 40...

A Detroit area dancer was beaten to death. A sad story. http://www.macombdaily.com/general-news/20131208/exotic-dancer-found-beaten-to-death-in-her-warren-home ...

This has to be the most disgusting strip-club-related story I've ever read. http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/12/08/young-newlyweds-celebrate-at-strip-club-after-fulfilling-dream-of-killing-someone-together/...

Love those Australians. http://www.brobible.com/life/article/australian-condom-ad-condoms-be-sold ...

Research shows that sex qualifies as exercise. http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/12/05/sex-as-exercise/?src=recg I planned to take a 5 mile walk today, but instead I'm going to the strip club....

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I was ratted out. Today I was sitting with my CF Muffy, a young blonde with big boobs. Out of nowhere, she says, "So you had sex with Candi." Candi is...

I went to my favorite Detroit-area strip club to look for Black Friday bargains. I was hoping the strippers would have "SALE" or "50% OFF" tags attached to their thongs. ...

A self-described feminist stripper has a dream: "In a recent blog post on “Twerking,” Danielson imagined opening her own club, run by and catered to the dancers. The entire staff, except door and floor guys,...

The new Scores strip club is hiring: "Hiring every tue from 5pm-9pm ENTERTAINERS,bartenders,servers,bar backs , door girls" I'm thinking of applying. I've worked too many years in offices, being bored to death by the...

A dancer, whom I know slightly but have never had dances with, sat down at my table. Then she began to cry. Me: "What's the matter?" Dancer: "I haven't been making any money,...

On Wednesday I was sitting with a favorite dancer in my favorite Detroit strip club. My fav told me that it was now legal for the dancers to get completely nude on...

There was a post a couple days ago about the Booty Lounge, a mobile strip club in Detroit. Here's another story with pictures of the strippers. These strippers aren't going to...

Driving home from the strip club tonight, I realized all I wanted to do is fuck the whore. Comments? ...

Alan Markovitz, the owner of my favorite Detroit strip clubs, always shows a lot of class. A dancer had told me that Alan was obsessed with his ex, but has he now gone...

11:33 Dancer: Hope I get to see you today, sweetheart 11:41 Me: Hi baby. I can't come to the club today 11:52 Dancer: Awww ok well hopefully I see u later in the...

Strippers love their cell phones. http://nypost.com/2013/11/08/officials-probing-blaze-as-possible-arson/...

They sound like a cute couple. http://www.nbc-2.com/story/23916425/ex-firefighter-enlisted-strip-club-worker-to-help-torch-vehicle#.Un4afpTN6to...