Do Strippers and Computers Mix?
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
As I was chillaxing in the Detroit Penthouse Club one afternoon, a mature customer came in and took a booth across the stage from me. He pulled out a MacBook, fired it up, and began working. He ignored the stage show. Now I have a MacBook myself, but I would never bring it to a strip club and do work. I go to strip clubs to relax and chill, and if I want to get some serious work done I would never try to do it in a strip club. I guess I can't multi-task.
And a little later a young guy showed up and sat at a stage-side table near me. He whipped out an iPad and began looking at things. I also have an iPad and I play with it every day--but not in strip clubs!
Have any of you used a computer or iPad in a strip club? Why would anyone want to mix computers and strippers?
Of course, there's a joke that's apropos:
Q: Why is a stripper like a computer?
A: Because you don't appreciate either of them until they go down on you.
And a little later a young guy showed up and sat at a stage-side table near me. He whipped out an iPad and began looking at things. I also have an iPad and I play with it every day--but not in strip clubs!
Have any of you used a computer or iPad in a strip club? Why would anyone want to mix computers and strippers?
Of course, there's a joke that's apropos:
Q: Why is a stripper like a computer?
A: Because you don't appreciate either of them until they go down on you.
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I've never used a computer or iPad in a strip club
I don't get how anyone could get work done in a strip club atmosphere. All the pretty, naked ladies would have me distracted
On the other hand, it's important to be patient and picky, even to the point of being willing to leave without getting a single dance. Doing otherwise encourages the dancers you don't really like to "claim" you in the dressing room, and deprives the dancers you do like of the $$$ that will keep them from moving away or getting straight job. So, if you can't stay entertained watching the stage show, makes sense to find some other way to pass the time waiting for a chance with a fav.
I took it out back by the woodshed and shot it.