Dolfan

I'm stuck on the MVC name. I've always called that place the DMV, Department of Motor Vehicles. Is the MVC name normal? Anyway, I avoid it like the plague and only go if its an absolute must. I sure as shit don't expect to see hotties there, just pissed off citizens and employees determined to do the absolute minimum. I'll take Assmanjoe's word on the explanations, he seems knowledgeable on the subject. I'll also repeat with another clear expert in the field mentioned, "red beans and rice didn't miss her." I don't know the science or if there is any, but my anecdotal observations suggest there is a correlation there. The Cuban chicks around here at least do eat plenty of beans.

I'd agree with iknowbetter's assessment, except for the air dances at Scarlett's bit. I'd say they're lower contact, they're not likely to kiss or even let you suck a nipple, they're almost certainly not gonna stick their hands down your pants, but not what I'd call air dances either. Tootsies isn't the worst place, for a while there it was really bad with like half the girls not even wanting to do lap dances, either demanding you do a 3-4-100 set or outright only doing rooms at sky high prices. But I stopped in after the Orange bowl a few weeks ago with some friends and we had a good time. I would say of the 3 places you mentioned Tootsies is most likely to have the bimbo types. E11even, as mentioned can have some absolute motherfucking knockouts. It's kinda expensive, and really very night-club ish. I think I've kinda exceeded the age where I'm willing to tolerate a night club, it sure as shit isn't something I seek out. Cheetah Hallendale is right across the street from Scarlett's, if you do check out Scarlett's you can check there too. I'm not a huge fan of that joint, and I'd probably recommend a day visit over night, but it's worth a few minutes and a few bucks for an Uber and a beer to check it out if you're nearby. The girls there tend to be pretty eager to please in the dance rooms for moderate tips.

Miami is a big place. Pretty much any club in south Florida offers significant two way contact for dances. Sure, some offer more than others but even the clean clubs are pretty high contact. I'm not super familiar with all the Miami clubs, I'm most familiar with the Pompano clubs, but its a bit of a stretch to call them Miami. If they're included in your area, BT Pompano has a bunch of chicks with boots. I hate boots. Quality at BT has dropped massively over the last 6 months, at least for my tastes. But given your description, you might love em. They're nearly all Latinas, mostly thicker, lots of fake tits and asses, tons of makeup, hair and lash extensions, and yes those stupid thigh high boots. Cheetah's got much better looking girls IMO, more natural and slimmer. Diamond Dolls for years has been the hands down place to go for cartoon inspired bimbos. In recent months they've toned that down and have a mix of those girls and some natural ones. DD's table dances are air dances now, enforced by management for the time being at least. Mileage in the individual song booth is down too, with girls pushing hard for the 3-song stall. But, if you're up for that DD might be your option. At Tootsies, you'll have a hard time finding a girl who'll dance for you to LDK. If you do, they'll likely demand a tip comparable to what you'd pay for FS at other clubs. You'll also likely have trouble finding girls who'll make out. You'll get the occasional kisser, sure, but I wouldn't count on making out. Super hot girls is harder to meet. It depends on your taste. Scarlett's had some hotties the last time I was there, just after New Years, but they had been pretty middle of the road the previous several visits. They weren't really the bimbo types tho. Some guys love the girls at Booby Trap on the River and Klub 24, but I find them overweight and trashy. But, they do love those stupid boots at those places too. Really though, any of the mainstream popular clubs should work for what you're describing. Super-hot girls is gonna be tough, but you'll likely find one or two to your liking at most clubs.

Absolutely, fake tits and all. https://www.instagram.com/p/C9DEf-kOu9G/?img_index=1

I'm just hoping those Cali girls don't all come here thinking this is LA.