How Does a Stripper Say Goodbye?

lol

She goes to her cell phone.

A: (it's) so long

Lol so true.

"I'll be right back."

I've had that happen many times. Their loss.

She gets married.

Q: How does a custy say no?
A: Maybe later.

Q: How does a stripper say you're a fugly toad?
A: I have to know a guy really well before I'll see him outside the club.

Q: How does custy tell a stripper she's the greatest?
A: With a whole dollar bill.

I gotta go freshen up (then you see her hanging w/ another PL)