The new Scores strip club is hiring:
"Hiring every tue from 5pm-9pm ENTERTAINERS,bartenders,servers,bar backs , door girls"
I'm thinking of applying. I've worked too many years in offices, being bored to death by the daily routine and my co-workers. I want to work with strippers and drink all day.
But what position should I apply for?
- Entertainer (stripper)--This would probably require a sex-change operation. No thanks.
- Server--I could do this, but I don't believe a male server would get many tips.
- Valet--This would be a job I could do, but I would be outside without a view of the strippers.
- Bathroom troll--I suppose I could do this job too, but I still cling to some scraps of self-respect.
- Bouncer--I would need to be bigger and tougher. This is not a job for a 98 pound weakling.
- Bartender--This sounds like the best fit. I would be inside the club where I could stare at the stripper all day. But I would have to learn how to mix drinks.
What job would you apply for?
Bartender. As a man, you can easily talk man talk with other patrons and give out amazing advice on the ladies. With the ladies, you can mingle and give them what they love...and that would all be apart of the job