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NEED A JOB??? SCORES DETROIT!

jackslash

Detroit strip clubs

The new Scores strip club is hiring:

"Hiring every tue from 5pm-9pm ENTERTAINERS,bartenders,servers,bar backs , door girls"

I'm thinking of applying. I've worked too many years in offices, being bored to death by the daily routine and my co-workers. I want to work with strippers and drink all day.

But what position should I apply for?

1. Entertainer (stripper)--This would probably require a sex-change operation. No thanks.
2. Server--I could do this, but I don't believe a male server would get many tips.
3. Valet--This would be a job I could do, but I would be outside without a view of the strippers.
4. Bathroom troll--I suppose I could do this job too, but I still cling to some scraps of self-respect.
5. Bouncer--I would need to be bigger and tougher. This is not a job for a 98 pound weakling.
6. Bartender--This sounds like the best fit. I would be inside the club where I could stare at the stripper all day. But I would have to learn how to mix drinks.

What job would you apply for?