I went to my favorite Detroit-area strip club to look for Black Friday bargains. I was hoping the strippers would have "SALE" or "50% OFF" tags attached to their thongs. But I was sorely disappointed. Rather than being fully stocked, the club had only about half of the usual number of dancers, and the girls did not seem to understand that the day after Thanksgiving calls for low, low prices. These strippers were un-American!
The dancers are now allowed to dance fully nude, but I could not even talk the girls out of their panties. Not one dancer would remove her bottoms, although I whined and begged. They told me if I wanted to see pussy I would have to take them up to VIP.
Finally I gave up, and took my CF to VIP for fun at the regular price. Black Friday was a bust. But I enjoyed the bust of my CF.


Down the street from Tropical Lei is a stripper clothing boutique named Unico. I wonder if they had any Black Friday Specials.