Texts from a Stripper

11/9/2013 3:17:13 PM

11:33 Dancer: Hope I get to see you today, sweetheart

11:41 Me: Hi baby. I can't come to the club today

11:52 Dancer: Awww ok well hopefully I see u later in the week

1:37 Dancer: Hello sweetheart

2:22 Dancer: I'm lonely. Can't wait to see you again!!!

4:49 Dancer: Hello!! How are you?

5:15 Dancer: Awwwww. I miss you sooooooo much. Can you stop at the club?

5:19 Me: Sorry, baby. I can't make it

5:21 Dancer: Awwwwâ€¦I was sooooo hoping to see u

5:30 Dancer: I'm so horny

17 comments

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Doc_Holliday

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11 years ago

5:55 Me love you long time

Doc_Holliday

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11 years ago

Were these mass texts she sent to everybody? Or did she just fail at reading comprehension?

Dougster

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11 years ago

Needs money badly, but business too slow. No clue how desperate she looks.

Alucard

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11 years ago

NOT horny jack??? Hmm...!

Doc_Holliday

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11 years ago

More like broke or wife has the keys to his dick.

Ermita_Nights

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11 years ago

I wish I'd saved a text exchange I had once arranging OTC. I text her the full address including zip code (so it's easier for GPS). She texts back what street is it on? Which is in the address obviously. Back and forth like this for a dozen messages. Dumber than a sack of bricks.

SlickSpic

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11 years ago

@Ermita-I told a stripper that I was born in Puerto Rico. She replied back, what part of California is that?

crazyjoe

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11 years ago

A dancer told me they were from Texas and I asked them what part of Colorado is that in

mmdv26

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11 years ago

My new iPhone5s will do "facetime". Interesting possibilities for communication with dancers.

georgmicrodong

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11 years ago

mmdv26: Only if she has an iPhone or an iPad. While the protocol is, or was intended to be, open, nobody but Apple is implementing it. That I've heard of.

gatorfan

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11 years ago

6:04 Dancer: Please western union me $1000 for my rent.

Subraman

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11 years ago

OMG it sounds like she really misses you! I can't believe you didn't go in, I feel bad for her.

Ha ha, I keed, I keed!

THE CHAINDOG

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11 years ago

That's why I never give my dancer my phone number, and I am a guy that wore heat and escorted girls to video shoot.

magicrat

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11 years ago

"6:04 Dancer: Please western union me $1000 for my rent. "

Hehe Gator...I've gotten that one before myself

tumblingdice

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11 years ago

I will see your texts and raise you pocket calls(Purse calls).About once a week I receive a purse call from different strippers.I'm guessing when they pick up their purse to head to VIP they accidently hit my number.I hear prices,services,first names,etc.Some of you PL's are FAH-REEEKS.Still trying to figure out who John is that likes to get his nipples pinched for $100.

Dougster

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11 years ago

Anybody remember the "Seems Legit" meme?

Papi_Chulo

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11 years ago

I donâ€™t think it had to do anything w/ $$$ - I think she really likes you â€“ it really came thru in her texts.

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