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Texts from a Stripper

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jackslashDetroit strip clubs

11:33 Dancer: Hope I get to see you today, sweetheart

11:41 Me: Hi baby. I can't come to the club today

11:52 Dancer: Awww ok well hopefully I see u later in the week

1:37 Dancer: Hello sweetheart

2:22 Dancer: I'm lonely. Can't wait to see you again!!!

4:49 Dancer: Hello!! How are you?

5:15 Dancer: Awwwww. I miss you sooooooo much. Can you stop at the club?

5:19 Me: Sorry, baby. I can't make it

5:21 Dancer: Awwww…I was sooooo hoping to see u

5:30 Dancer: I'm so horny

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Doc_Holliday

5:55 Me love you long time

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Doc_Holliday

Were these mass texts she sent to everybody? Or did she just fail at reading comprehension?

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Dougster

Needs money badly, but business too slow. No clue how desperate she looks.

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Alucard

NOT horny jack??? Hmm...!

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Doc_Holliday

More like broke or wife has the keys to his dick.

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Ermita_Nights

I wish I'd saved a text exchange I had once arranging OTC. I text her the full address including zip code (so it's easier for GPS). She texts back what street is it on? Which is in the address obviously. Back and forth like this for a dozen messages. Dumber than a sack of bricks.

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SlickSpic

@Ermita-I told a stripper that I was born in Puerto Rico. She replied back, what part of California is that?

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crazyjoe

A dancer told me they were from Texas and I asked them what part of Colorado is that in

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mmdv26

My new iPhone5s will do "facetime". Interesting possibilities for communication with dancers.

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georgmicrodong

mmdv26: Only if she has an iPhone or an iPad. While the protocol is, or was intended to be, open, nobody but Apple is implementing it. That I've heard of.

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gatorfan

6:04 Dancer: Please western union me $1000 for my rent.

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Subraman

OMG it sounds like she really misses you! I can't believe you didn't go in, I feel bad for her.

Ha ha, I keed, I keed!

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THE CHAINDOG

That's why I never give my dancer my phone number, and I am a guy that wore heat and escorted girls to video shoot.

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magicrat

"6:04 Dancer: Please western union me $1000 for my rent. "

Hehe Gator...I've gotten that one before myself

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tumblingdice

I will see your texts and raise you pocket calls(Purse calls).About once a week I receive a purse call from different strippers.I'm guessing when they pick up their purse to head to VIP they accidently hit my number.I hear prices,services,first names,etc.Some of you PL's are FAH-REEEKS.Still trying to figure out who John is that likes to get his nipples pinched for $100.

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Dougster

Anybody remember the "Seems Legit" meme?

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Papi_Chulo

I don’t think it had to do anything w/ $$$ - I think she really likes you – it really came thru in her texts.

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