It was so cold...

I had a jacket on yesterday. 52, brrrrrr!

It was so cold in Soda City that my GF felt right at home.

It was so cold that I thought that I had lost my dick.

Lets see wife and I went skiing last Friday. The temperature when we arrived was minus 17 and the wind was a steady 20 mph, gusting as high as 35. 12" of fresh snow, the lightweights stayed home and I cannot remember ever having a better day doing anything.

Does the cold shoulder count?

Only when it plays with her cold cash.

It was 69 and sunny yesterday.

It was SO cold here in DC that the Republicans had to snuggle up with the Democrats to stay warm. We really needed a few more days .....

@Dice-Brother, you're cold hearted. Don't ever change.

There have been some interesting contrasts regarding the cold weather in the eastern U.S. Within a few days time, TV news reported that one day it was warmer in Anchorage than in Nashville and Atlanta. Another was that parts of Siberia were warmer than Chicago. That's COLD !!!

The coldest I have ever skied is -14. At that temp you best make sure all skin is covered.

I had to change a starter in a pick up with -14° temp with wind at 20 mph after digging the snow out from under it . I needed to start the truck to get warmed up

It wuz so cold my bro Zip suked a heat pad befor he suked my dick !

Luv u zip bro !

Juiice my man. You know I think of you as my lil' bro that rides the short bus. But how many times do i have to tell you that ain't me. Not sure who it is...maybe DoctorPhil. He seems to dig your Juiicey antics.

But seriously dude...stop letting strange men suck yo' dick. They might take advantage of your naïveté.

Zip, I'm sure that Juice's ravings are merely the result of hypothermia caused by his being outside in this fiendishly cold weather. He should be treated with empathy and warmth! (Pun intended)

True dat ATACdawg. Da Juiiceman don't mean no harm... Hope the dude has found a nice warm place to hang at.

It was so cold that I saw a congressman with his hands in his own pockets.

^^^Classic!

I swear this is true. It was so cold that a water pipe in my attorney's office froze and broke.

I'm still waiting for someone to say-
"How cold was it?"

It was so cold – my cum froze before it hit the floor

Below zero

It's so cold that my balls have become ovaries