Discussions by shailynn (page 131)

Rolling on the floor. Today on Howard Stern they referred to stripper glitter as "pussy dust." I think this is worthy of an add in the glossary....

We will trade you San Jose Guy for Farmerart. ...

A gay couple (Jeremiah and Timothy) is traveling on a plane. "What if we had sex?" asks Jeremiah. "Are you crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward, everyone would watch us doing it..." "Nobody is...

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/42-old-mom-4-auditioning-houston-texans-cheerleading-184208952--abc-news-wellness.html "Has had prior dance experience" $10 bet that experience was being a stripper! ...

1. Most Grouchy: twentyfive skibum gammau95 2. Most Influential: Shadowcat Papi Juice 3. Most likely to get murdered by a stripper: Gawker Johnsmith69 4. Who we miss the most: Motorhead Rech Farmerart Dougster 5. Who we miss the least: Dougster Alucard 6. Who we...

There’s been a lot of talk about TUSCL disappearing, hopefully that doesn’t happen but let’s say it did, like tomorrow, how do you carry on? Over the years I’ve become very fond of this place,...

How to download good porn. Needed: * Computer * Android Phone/Tablet (or) Credit Card * $15 After all, not all of us can fuck strippers everyday. 1. First take your computer and download "Free Internet Download Manager" http://download.cnet.com/Internet-Download-Manager/3000-2071_4-10071618.html (this is a...

Pretty damn good for 52. Damn I love MILFs https://www.instagram.com/p/BhKUM5DAjlu/?utm_source=ig_embed...

Is Juice considered an Instagram Influencer since he's posting links for us to click on all the time? https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/apos-married-instagram-influencer-195534209.html Fucking snowflakes....

In a crowded city at a bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt, with matching tight leather boots and jacket... As...

Facebook has been talked to at length on here before and surprisingly a good amount of people here do not have an account. As a New Years resolution I decided to “erase” myself...

of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage, but the man was insistent...

I think I'm pretty high on the scale. Reason why I think that? Two of my buddies are traveling for work right now, and both don't travel that often for work. Both, on the same...

My first time buying condoms, at age 16, I went to the pharmacy. The hot cashier at the counter could see that I was new at it and gave me the pack asking if...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would...

Check out this article from USA TODAY: An offensive tweet from Donte DiVincenzo's account in 2011 surfaces https://usat.ly/2Gs7rxW WTF, dude is the MVP of the NCAA Championship game coming off the bench and all the media can...

There you go... https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/2019-mustang-bullitt-orders-open-142000810.html Estimate around 480HP. I have two SUVs that push over 500HP but I think SCat would have a weight advantage by about 1,500 pounds on me!...

Check out this gallery from USA TODAY: NBA cheerleaders in 2017-18 season https://usat.ly/2x5y7vH Something for Flagooner to wank to while he’s on his flight. ...

Trying to get that iTunes money. Eat your heart out P-Nemesis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOg...

Sparks flew, she fell at my feet, and we wound up having sex right then and there! Gosh I love my new taser ...

Willis Drummond or Theo Huxtable Back in the day? Both from “well-to-do” families Both living in NYC during the crack era Both had cute “sisters” to give them dating advice ...

Dear Nina, I remember sometime ago you were leaving your once loved club for another club down the street in the D. Are you still working there? Moved on to another club? ...

Dougie would be going nuts on here right now. Check out this article from USA TODAY: Exclusive: If Dow enters bear market, nearly half of Americans don't have a plan, survey shows https://usat.ly/2DJ6ivG...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/ethan-couch-apos-affluenza-teen-144133993.html He'll get you from point A to B quick!!!!...

What the fuckin' fuck happened? My wife is almost twice her age and has a better body!!!! https://s1.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/c2588RkBAK064tY_DRGwtA--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3c9NjQwO3E9NzU7c209MQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/4fc5d48d9e39a968f23379baf10a28bd...

Annoying much of the time, but man those derelicts sure did liven things up around here. SCat, Jackslash, Papi and I try, but I think we’re just a little too far away on...

Hopefully better than Charles Barkley’s. I’m in a pool using the ESPN bracket app with a little over 100 people, and was shocked when I looked Saturday night and was in 2nd place. I...

Oh nobody ever listens to Shailynn, everyone thinks I'm a nut somewhere higher on the foodchain than crazyjoe but lower than Juice. I mentioned Stormy is trying to get something more than just...

I’m going with Oklahoma. Kidding. Kansas Virginia Michigan State Villanova or Purdue - can’t decide on that one. ...

Where I live everyone is a little “late to the game,” but in the past 6+ months all the chain grocery stores are offering to pull your groceries and pick them up for a...

Check out this article from USA TODAY: Toys R Us could file to liquidate by Wednesday https://usat.ly/2GpLgW7 There’s 3 ways I can play this: 1. Better get there PLs and buy some toys on sale for some...

Dear god, we will give you Justin Bieber if you bring back Craig Mack. https://www.google.com/amp/www.nydailynews.com/amp/entertainment/craig-mack-new-york-rapper-diddy-bad-boy-label-dead-46-article-1.3871459...

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt? I will explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later Military Police ran up and asked,...

I love me some MILFs, I love me some MILFs in heels. Please see below: Case in point, MILF Candance Cameron. Photo Set 1 - Smoking Hot (thank you heels): http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2589584/Candace-Cameron-Bure-puts-perfectly-toned-pins-mini-playsuit-DWTS-rehearsal.html Photo 2 - No Heels =...

https://www.pedestrian.tv/news/ferry-mcferryface-collision/...

FTW (for the win). Easily hottest teacher accused for banger one of her students. I don’t think any of us would turn her down, and she’s in Floriduh!!!!! http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/science-teacher-26-sent-nudes-had-sex-romps-with-teen-boy-student-cops-say/news-story/c8811b506f8b360f40a1808f644a0770...

Fuck you Jackie...

I ran across this article on Newser today and it was a really good true story about a psycho roommate turned squatter. Totally worth the read if you need some entertainment. At least Gawker's...

It's been awhile since we have heard from Juice, myself and a few others have become concerned. Crazyjoe did some research and found out where he is, and we all need your help to get...

Gay, examples: 1. Wearing your necklace over your sweater or any shirt for that matter. 2. Wearing your sunglasses on the bill of your NASCAR baseball cap that has flames on the...

Did anyone actually watch it? Slam dunk contest? 3 pointer contest? Friday nights features? I caught the tail end of the Slam Dunk Friday night, quickly realized it was nothing like the contest 2 years ago and turned...

I know where Carmen is, she’s in San Diego with Subraman. Where do you think Dougie is? Raising hell on a bass fishing message board? Maybe one about vinyl records, or a...

When compared to others!!! https://www.yahoo.com/news/couple-quit-jobs-sold-belongings-102322009.html ...

Juice has been MIA lately, hope he's okay. I'm guessing he's doing mad overtime at Piggly Wiggly or the WI-FI is down at the YMCA again....

Cleveland was going to pick up Juice's option from Charlotte but it would have pushed them over the salary cap too much. ...

I don’t know why but every time I watch this movie I swear it’s Juice. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mUTQUaT2wZU https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W3BcIm5d6Pk ...

Man, whoever this new troll is being Randle and Scarface, you're doing a great job. Keep up the good work. It's refreshing to have some pleasant trolls for once. BTW - for those...

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/560-million-lottery-ticket-jeopardy-160855150.html She signed her name on the back of the ticket instead of setting up a trust and putting that name on the back. Now she's suing, possibility of forfeiting the winnings... etc. etc....