I Met A Beautiful Girl Down At The Park Today

shailynn

They never tell you what you need to know.

3/28/2018 4:37:10 PM

Sparks flew, she fell at my feet, and we wound up having sex right then and there!

Gosh I love my new taser

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a21985

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7 years ago

Shocking to hear such a wonderful love story! Good for you! What breed of dog was she?

san_jose_guy

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7 years ago

And then after the tazing, she pulled out a gun and put a slug right into Shailynn's gut. He'll be out of the hospital pretty soon, and so he is posting now, because he knows that he won't be allowed to put up bail.

SJG

rossl

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7 years ago

LOVE it...!

twentyfive

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7 years ago

Do you get pick of the litter ?

Papi_Chulo

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7 years ago

Sometimes romance requires a bit of a "charge"

Cashman1234

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7 years ago

Your park has electric fences?

I’m happy for you and the lucky girl!

max_starr

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7 years ago

Never ending story. Go.

vincemichaels

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7 years ago

Musn't tell Juice about this, shailynn.

JuiceBox69

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7 years ago

LMFAO that's fucked

ATACdawg

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7 years ago

I bet she kicked your butt when the battery on that taser finally died!

4got2wipe

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7 years ago

I thought that shailynn had finally bought into the dachshund system, but then the story took a disturbing and non-brilliant turn!

Clubber

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7 years ago

Hope you kept the trigger pulled so she wouldn't become wife like and just lay there motionless!

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