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I Met A Beautiful Girl Down At The Park Today

Mar 28, 2018, 4:37 PM
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shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.

Sparks flew, she fell at my feet, and we wound up having sex right then and there!

Gosh I love my new taser

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a21985

Shocking to hear such a wonderful love story! Good for you! What breed of dog was she?

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san_jose_guy

And then after the tazing, she pulled out a gun and put a slug right into Shailynn's gut. He'll be out of the hospital pretty soon, and so he is posting now, because he knows that he won't be allowed to put up bail.

SJG

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rossl

LOVE it...!

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twentyfive

Do you get pick of the litter ?

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Papi_Chulo

Sometimes romance requires a bit of a "charge"

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Cashman1234

Your park has electric fences?

I’m happy for you and the lucky girl!

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max_starr

Never ending story. Go.

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vincemichaels

Musn't tell Juice about this, shailynn.

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO that's fucked

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ATACdawg

I bet she kicked your butt when the battery on that taser finally died!

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4got2wipe

I thought that shailynn had finally bought into the dachshund system, but then the story took a disturbing and non-brilliant turn!

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Clubber

Hope you kept the trigger pulled so she wouldn't become wife like and just lay there motionless!

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