I Met A Beautiful Girl Down At The Park Today

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Sparks flew, she fell at my feet, and we wound up having sex right then and there!

Gosh I love my new taser

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  • a21985
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    7 years ago
    Shocking to hear such a wonderful love story! Good for you! What breed of dog was she?
  • san_jose_guy
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    7 years ago
    And then after the tazing, she pulled out a gun and put a slug right into Shailynn's gut. He'll be out of the hospital pretty soon, and so he is posting now, because he knows that he won't be allowed to put up bail.

    SJG
  • rossl
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    7 years ago
    LOVE it...!
  • twentyfive
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    7 years ago
    Do you get pick of the litter ?
  • Papi_Chulo
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    7 years ago
    Sometimes romance requires a bit of a "charge"
  • Cashman1234
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    7 years ago
    Your park has electric fences?

    I’m happy for you and the lucky girl!
  • max_starr
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    7 years ago
    Never ending story. Go.
  • vincemichaels
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    7 years ago
    Musn't tell Juice about this, shailynn.
  • JuiceBox69
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    7 years ago
    LMFAO that's fucked
  • ATACdawg
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    7 years ago
    I bet she kicked your butt when the battery on that taser finally died!
  • 4got2wipe
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    7 years ago
    I thought that shailynn had finally bought into the dachshund system, but then the story took a disturbing and non-brilliant turn!
  • Clubber
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    7 years ago
    Hope you kept the trigger pulled so she wouldn't become wife like and just lay there motionless!
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