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DEAR GOD

shailynn
shailynn2921329

They never tell you what you need to know.

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

We will trade you San Jose Guy for Farmerart.

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twentyfive

Amen !

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tumblingdice

THIS IS GOD,THROW IN SHADOWCAT AND YOU GOT A DEAL.

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440viking

I'd trade the san jose creep for anybody or anything.

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Hugh_G_Rection

Kills me to say this, but....

You are God. You have a choice: listen to Farmer Art's amusing stories for a few centuries or SJG's rants ? If this is anything like an NFL draft, Gentlemen, we are screwed.

(Same logic applies: Dear Lord, couldn't you have left Barbara Bush with us just a bit longer and take that douche-bag Sean Hannity in her place ")

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flagooner

^ huh?

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Hugh_G_Rection
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shadowcat

Hey tumblingdice - Maybe if you quit drinking you could find that vibrator.

"tumblingdice

Joined Jun 2012 Clubs: 3 Reviews: 8 June 2, 2013 • Hey Cat,That vibrator She used on you is in my top drawer jabthehut

Joined Nov 2008 Clubs: 9 Reviews: 13 June 2, 2013 • So dice has his mother living with him in his very own house and he keeps a vibrator that has been up some man's ass. All this by his own admission."

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flagooner

My huh? referred to this

"...If this is anything like an NFL draft, Gentlemen, we are screwed."

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