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Doing an overnight date

MackTruck

God Bless Dancers

I did an overnight date last night with a hot ass flapperjack tiddy lot lizzards. I woke up to da flaapperjack lizzard over me about a foot from my face just staring at me. It was wierd and it surprised me so much I let loose of da morning gas in a big loud smelly fart attack! She got mad at me for da smell and told me not to est taco bell anymore. She pissed at me!!!

What can I do to get another overnight date with her? I need advice from some seasoned professionals. Please help!