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Doing an overnight date

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MackTruckGod Bless Dancers

I did an overnight date last night with a hot ass flapperjack tiddy lot lizzards. I woke up to da flaapperjack lizzard over me about a foot from my face just staring at me. It was wierd and it surprised me so much I let loose of da morning gas in a big loud smelly fart attack! She got mad at me for da smell and told me not to est taco bell anymore. She pissed at me!!!

What can I do to get another overnight date with her? I need advice from some seasoned professionals. Please help!

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BBBC

^ Keep preaching brother! We need to convince all these breeders there is better options out there! Vagina is yucky! 😘😉

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ATACdawg

Quit eating (sic) at Taco Bell. Try Chipotle instead. Problem solved. You're welcome. 🤮🥴

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Warrior15

Yeah, you need to lay off the not-so-nice spices ! :-)

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gobstopper007

Overnight dates are for chumps. You need to focus on front room make our session

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crazyjoe

lol, did you get the taco shits?

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