I did an overnight date last night with a hot ass flapperjack tiddy lot lizzards. I woke up to da flaapperjack lizzard over me about a foot from my face just staring at me. It was wierd and it surprised me so much I let loose of da morning gas in a big loud smelly fart attack! She got mad at me for da smell and told me not to est taco bell anymore. She pissed at me!!!
What can I do to get another overnight date with her? I need advice from some seasoned professionals. Please help!
^ Keep preaching brother! We need to convince all these breeders there is better options out there! Vagina is yucky! 😘😉