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Everything you ever wanted to know about the "G" spot.

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No shame...

Lets discuss what its like for a new girl... First night is hard for us all. The reality hits you in the face like a strong hand of honestly and moral solitude. I sat in the mirror wondering if this…

Satin Topless

City of Industry, California

Make sure you “miss” bliss

Came to this club at about 3 am Pulled into the parking lot right off valley blvd and saw the tent that I heard the club takes place in now Guy said the cover was $35 and…

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Requiring the Covid Vaccine

And it starts. Rutgers has announced that they are going to require all students to have the Covid vaccine in order to attend classes in the Fall. https://www.rutgers.edu/news/rutgers-require-covid-19-vaccine-students But if you think about it, this is not really out of…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Back in Black

Was at HL yesterday, tried my old stomping here today. Arrived 1-sh, parking lot was packed! Walked in, got a pat down but no ID check, which is less than common. Front of the club…

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Greta Thunberg joke-tweets that worry over smaller penises will finally get more

Title couldn’t say it all. Greta Thunberg joke-tweets that worry over smaller penises will finally get more people to join climate movement. https://www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/greta-thunberg-joke-tweets-that-worry-over-smaller-penises-will-finally-get-more-people-to-join-climate-movement-11616705239 Reproductive epidemiologist Dr. Shanna Swan has warned for years about shrinking penises and compromised sperm counts linked to a certain…

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The political thread way better than all the other political threads

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7499 Damn you Bezos! Think of society more often! We need to stop inequality in the most important way!

Spring Break trip to Hong Kong TJ in 2021

After finally making plans to travel to TJ, I drove straight down to the border From LA to San Diego around 4pm on Monday. Getting across to the Mexico line was super easy. Long as you go on the Mexican National Line. The BP didn't do any check. I just walk through without any issues. It only took me 5 min to walk from SD side to the Mexican Side. This was my first time ever crossing the border and I was expecting the BP to check your passport and if you have FMM, but turn out, it was just a simple following the people walking across. Once I cross the border, I took the shuttle to Hong Kong Club.…

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

1st visit since re-opening

First visit since they re-opened. They closed the middle lap dance booth, I guess to social distance? Although those walls are more than high enough. They also closed the VIP room.…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

It's good to be back.

Haven't been to Treasures in a number of years, but I'm in Vegas with a buddy, and the town seems to be opening up. We took the club limo, and got a nice table by…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

AZ is open and the hot girls are back at HL (and i am sure other clubs as well)

Lap Dance Cost: 10 Avg. Drink Cost: $6 Cover Day: none Cover Night: 10 Alcohol, Food, Non-Smoking, DJ, Topless Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, VIP Room VIP is OPEN and $25 per song floor dances are open and $10 per…

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Dana Carvey Joe Biden impression - LOL

I've always thought Dana Carvey was funny as hell and very-good at doing impressions: https://twitter.com/i/status/1374780551102627841

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Airline hubs and strip club scene

Having a job which involves travel, or any other form of frequent solo travelling, really enriches a strip club hound's hobbying. Sometimes, the major hubs are in great strip club cities like Houston and Phoenix, sometimes in middling cities like…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Dances are back

Dances are available again! It was still fairly empty, but I am guessing that will soon change. Got a couple dances from some good looking girls. One older with really nice breasts…

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Stripper Freak Show

I was reflecting last night on some of the weirdest strippers I have met: 1) A dancer with Tourette Syndrome. I had to get a dance for the the lols. 2) A one-armed stripper. She actually had both arms when she started…

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The Pets of TUSCL

No I’m not talking about Penthouse Pets. Dogs, cats and fish. Willing to bet that’s what most people have. jackslash probably has a hamster and I bet RickDugans kids has a gerbil. Papi probably has an iguana.

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Back to their old tricks

Our governor dropped all restrictions on businesses this afternoon, so I decided to try my luck and see what Bandaids was like. Turns out, it was like a slow night at Bandaids Got in around…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Vics is where its at!

Wanted to give an updated review, I stopped by Vics last Friday and it was on and popping, Thursday Friday's are the day to go you, there are a lot of really thick ebony women…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

Surprising Visit

The last time I stopped in here it was called Paradise City and according to the review I did, that was 10 years ago. They are now open during the day but I had never…

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Are the girls thirsty?

Between the stimulus and reopening the answer locally is No. My ATF will happily schedule OTC with me but she never initiates reaching out to me which tells me she's not feeling broke or short of customers. The guys have returned…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Good weekend spot

I visit on Saturday nights every few months or so to see a regular girl there. But the last Saturday my buddy and I went around 10pm and it was already loaded. Almost no seating,…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Getting back to normal at Gold's

Gold’s has always been on my short list of clubs and it was one of the earlier clubs to open and had a decent outdoor area. Now I’m returning as it expands its hours and…

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Robin Williams would've turned 70 this year

In honor of that, I came across a Tonight Show with Johnny Carson clip with him back in '87. People always talk about how if you made it on the Tonight show your career was made, but in this case…

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First time dancer

Does anyone have any tips for beginner dancers?

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OT: Wow - crazy car from 1990

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WEhsS9ybwk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPyL6dye1U0

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The Virus & Burgos St Manila Philippines Opening?

Looked like it was going to be business as usual for a while but then this new virus/variant came out and now we're on general quarters lockdown again.this girl here just wants to go back to work and back to…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Post COVID HK mongering

This was my first time over the border since The Before Times, over a year ago. Even though people have been going there for months from The US, I didn't feel comfortable with a speak…

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I don’t know if you know this Americans, but the Brits are the best at racism,

Title couldn’t say it. “I don’t know if you know this Americans, but the Brits are the best at racism, they are the best! They are better than you Americans, they are so good, you don’t even know you’re being discriminated against. They…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Wednesday Afternoon Delight

I visited XTC on a Wednesday afternoon, arriving at 3:45 pm. The "mask required" signs as you enter are less prominent, but I was asked to wear a mask until I walked through the screening…

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The chicken fillet sandwich was the best

I stopped in this place about 9 PM on a weeknight after the Outer Space Club had closed. Wanted to see what this new place was like. It was a few weeks ago…

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Arizona opening up!

If I'm reading Governor Ducey's announcement correctly, social distancing and mask requirements will, henceforth, be up to the individual businesses. Should bode well for getting the clubs back to normal. https://azgovernor.gov/governor/news/2021/03/arizona-hits-3-million-vaccine-doses-administered-governor-ducey-announces-new

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

PH returning to almost normalcy

Decided to swing by PH to see if the vibe has improved. My last visit I felt the place seemed flat. I attributed this to the table seating vs Bar seating. The…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Eh...

This was my first trip here in quite some time, second time since COVID. It was the first week they were staying open until 2AM again. I got there around 12:30 got…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

Have It Your Way

I spoke to the manager for about 15 minutes before I entered last night. He referred to the club as (the new Arnie’s). This is a “private gentlemen’s club” but under Gary laws women cannot…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Glad Kittens is open!

Visited on a Weednesday afternoon/early evening. $11 cover/drink and temperature check with mask required to get in. Around 10 girls working - Girls were real friendly and would sit with you and try to entice…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Rainy Wednesday

went on a rainy Wednesday drove half hour only to see 4 brazilian girls at the club.hoping to see more ladies i stayed. the club seemed decent enough to hang out for one beer. there…

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WTF A OK Walker Autoworks? This is dickish, not rickish

This is just inappropriate: https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/fayetteville-man-receives-last-paycheck-in-oil-covered-pennies-dumped-on-his-driveway If you’re going to give a former employee their last paycheck in the form of pennies you should make sure they are clean pennies. If you want to give them an extra fuck you by covering the…

Peaches of Atlanta

Atlanta, Georgia

Surprisingly decent .

Arrived at 8:30 pm Wensday 3/24/2021 8:30pm No entry fee No parking fee Nobody here as they open at 8 I was here decided to stop by honestly because I had to take a piss and I was…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Ok Weeknight at 2001

So went to 2001 after finding 2001 live online for clubs in Tampa. First thing inside of club is ok but on the smaller side. Could use a serious upgrade on lighting for…

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Gym to give free memberships to those not taking Corona vaccine

Gym owner giving free memberships to anyone who can show they have not taken the Corona virus vaccine. 😎 https://wgntv.com/news/gym-owner-giving-free-memberships-to-those-who-dont-get-vaccinated/

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

I have seen better days at this club before COVID

Last time I was at Scarlet Lounge was in September so thought I would give it a try this afternoon. It used to be my favorite club back before COVID, and had a couple of…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Still great, coming back, but not be ready for every one.

It's tough waiting for places to open when you're avoiding crowds until you're vaccinated. Let me see if I can paint this picture properly. Every time I'm psyched to go I'm surprised at…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

Don’t go!

Decided to stop in for the first time in over a year. Upon entering the club the bar is to the left, the bouncer is (usually) to the right, a square stage just past the…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Underwhelming Compared to Past Glory Days

I decided to stop here after dropping a friend off at the airport. I had just driven past Landing Strip, which looked too full for my comfort. In contrast, Flight Club seemed fairly…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Solid Club for Relaxing Afternoon

I was killing some time before I had to pick a friend up from the airport. Paid the valet the usual fee and entered the bar after providing a name, phone number, and undergoing…

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East St Louis

Never made the drive across the river when in STL, but thinking about crossing over next visit. Are all the clubs here as shady as the look? One club actually has a 24 hour massage trailer next door and they…

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Are shrinking penises the reason for declining strip club attendence?

This scientific evidence could explain why fewer young men are getting into the strip club hobby. It could also lead more young women to seek out older men to satisfy their sexual needs. https://www.local12.com/news/nation-world/scientist-human-penises-are-shrinking-reproductive-problems-growing-due-to-pollution

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More California "Progressiveness"

If the rest of the U.S. becomes California we may be fucked: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNJjBC_w-oI

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Where is Eve ???

Haven’t seen @Eve post in 2-months and she hasn’t logged into TUSCL since February. We PM once in a while and I sent her a PM in late February since we has not PMed in a while and she hadn’t been…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Used To Be So Good

Stopped in at Wise Guys late on Friday night. Many moons ago this used to be one of the “go to” spots in WP, but even pre-COVID things had become sort of a joke here.…

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Vaccine "Diplomacy"

The Washington Post (not exactly a bastion of right-wing conservative thinking) says Biden is sending 2.5 million vaccine doses to Mexico. Within a few hours, Mexico announced it will close it's own southern border, helping to curb the flow of…

ShowGirl 1

Fort Wayne, Indiana

First time at this club and first time at club period.

I stopped in this club last Sunday for the first time. It was also my first time in a club. I found out a few weeks ago that two of my good friends…

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I miss American staff massage parlors

In the late 90s and early 2000s, I'd hit the American staff massage parlors. Nowadays, they're all Asian staffed. Sure, the actual physical massages are technically better at the Asian ones. But I miss the All-American ones. Where I'm at,…

Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe

North Bellmore, New York

A small but sweet club.

Billy Dean’s. Now this is a club to remember. I’ve been here a few times so I thought I’d set some things straight here. Set right in a small strip club next to a family…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Return after a long absence

I am now fully vaccinated and determined it was time to head out and see what I missed. I went to PO at around 2 on Monday. The only difference was it looked much darker…

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The Death of an Industry / Canada

All this talk about speculation about things returning to normal, and thinking about international travel, for some reason I went to a Canada monger site, TERB (Toronto Escort Review Board). I haven’t logged in for years, and man was…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Scoping out the night shift

Most of my visits to Silver Criket have been during the day, so I thought I'd give the evening a shot. Got to the club at about 7:30 PM and was charged $10 cover. Temperature…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

Nice and comfortable.

This review is about two visits but the first one is too short for a review of its own. I went in on a Tuesday about 7. I couldn’t see any girls in the floor…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Yes it is true, she's HOT

After reading the last review I decided to venture over to LS for a chance to see the aforementioned hottie. Arrived mid afternoon Tuesday. New Valet guy I noticed, anyway pass the keys get a…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

maybe it's because I am a female too?

I, a female interested in the industry, visited Le Girls in hopes of seeing what stripping is all about, and to see where I want to work in the near future! I hit this spot…

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Return of Table Dances in Charlotte ?

Do any of the regulars know when the table dances are returning to Strip Clubs in Charlotte. $35/ song in VIP for not so great mileage is getting to be pricey hobby. I am fully vaccinated so ready to party.…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Weird place for a bar, wild inside though.

I grew up in this town, this neighborhood actually when I was much younger. Ao a buddy rented an apartment in the area and after meeting up with him I wanted to see if the…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

vintage review but worth it.....

I want to preface that this is an old review from December. I'm surprised this club doesn't get enough attention compared to bigger named strip clubs in miami/south florida. Walked in paid the cover…

The Candy Store

Tillmans Corner, Alabama

Tuesday at the Candy Club

Decided to stop by and check it out since it’s close to my hotel. We arrived around 9. $5 cover which is a steal. Walked in and straight to the bar. Ordered a couple beers,…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Sunday night better than most

This was my second time there but first time at night was really busy about 25 clients and 25 dancers the entrance is on the first floor and the bar is on the first floor…

Rumors

Forest Park, Georgia

Toll booth for the parking lot.

The last time I visited this club was on Jul 5, 2019. So I decided to stop in and see if it had gotten any better. It hadn't. It got worse unless you are into…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Another slow Tuesday at Henry's...

After a Bogart's attempt I took the free ticket to Henry's. Hey look - they put a fence around the free parking lot with some tarping - probably to hide the shame?…

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Stop Over Fucking Yourself And Cum To Da Lawerd

Take it from thos wise 95 year old brethren! Stop chasing big asses and tittys! That is why you gettin rhumitoid artritis because every time you stick your dick up in there you loose some of your bone marrow. Stop…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

More of a report than a review.

Had a chance to stop into the Detroit area today so headed off the Bogarts first. Tuesday $10 dance day, day-shift visit at 12:30pm. Much of the crowd here knows the parking, layout, pricing, etc…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Lunch hour treat (but no dessert)

I visited at lunch hour. Pretty empty when I walked in, though that was partly the club is pretty dark and the day outside was pretty sunny. I might have missed a few people, but…

Club Stilettos

Bowling Green, Kentucky

Average Saturday night

I went here on a Saturday night. It wasn’t real crowded which was nice. It’s a small area with the stage to the right some seating in the middle then the lap dance area was…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Welcome Sign was UP!

First time stepping into this place since the last shutdown and it was definitely a welcome sight to see. Hours are still limited so I paid 10 for entry around 6ish. Waitress(looked better than some…

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Busted Brackets

Goodness anybody’s bracket still alive? I have 7 of my sweet 16 left 4 of my elite 8 Amazingly - all of my final 4 are still alive - Houston / Baylor / Michigan / Gonzaga. Who ever thought Loyola, Oregon State,…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Below average place

This place is so small. There were not enough places to even sit in the club. There is a smoke area outside, which is good as you dont even have to step out of the…

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Girls asking more money for a VIP than the club would charge

Is them asking for money than the club chargers for a VIP an indicator of extras? Was at a club couple weeks ago and this new check asked said she charges $150 for a VIP when the house charges $100…

King of Diamonds

Forest Park, Georgia

Doubt it's a strip club.

Drove by the club at 1:30 on 3/23/21 and it was not open. There were 3 or 4 vehicles including a U-haul truck around the entrance. I doubt that this place is more than a black night club on week…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

March

This is summary of visits for March. Tuesdays and Fridays. Enter through an automatic sliding door. During the day there is no cover. I was greeted by a doorman who took my temperature and had me…

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Which porn stars have you seen at the strip club?

Jada Fire. She's probably the last film star I'd seen at the SC. But for some reason I'm not much of a fan of hers. No reason. I was at the club noticed she made an appearance that night and…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Desire Full Speed Ahead

Covid 19 update We have all been suffering with pandemic lockdowns, unless your in a red state off the rails, it has been lean times for PL at the club. Good News Everyone! Desire is nearly back…

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Who wants to play: Stripper Cliches!

Make up your own points or score for yourself Describe your favorite stripper cliches that you actually experienced

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Floriduh Man At It Again

www.newser.com/s304024 Wonder if he had the same backpack from the rocket mortgage commercial that has the sandwich instead of the parachute.

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Are Things Returning To Normal?

If you’ve read the news the past 5 days it’s ALL BAD. Politics aside, and COVID aside, news seems to be going back to normal. Two mass shootings, I read on Newser this morning how spring breakers are…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

A satisfying experience

I was there on a weekday afternoon. I knew that it would be slow, but I also knew that I'd get all the attention of whoever was there. It's a run down place just outside…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Sleeping strippers

This is the place to be I’m guessing only on weekends and past midnight. I was able to venture out seeking a good time but was rather disappointed. As stated the place is top notch…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Dance Factory

This review is as a result of my visit to Cheetah Hallandale on Monday March 22nd, 2021. This’s my first visit ever to Cheetah Hallandale. The Inside of this club has been described multiple times by various…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Spanish fly

Haven’t been to platinum in awhile decided to stop by Monday March 23 Got there about 9pm . 20$ to park parking attendant told me it’s 40$ after 9pm which is outrageous. And it’s the…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

A Crowded Den of Iniquity (If that is your thing)

I had totally forgotten that they do the Thursday Night "Deals" before rolling in. Tax Returns hit and I wanted to celebrate (Reviews from TJs and Sahara on subsequent nights for the curious), I'd been…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Go here for a good time, but you won't stay for a long time

Another Strip Mall Strip Club. This one next to a shady massage parlor behind a Taco Bell. Cover was $20 on a Saturday Night. Coming in, Bar is along the back, secluded grind booths along each…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

High Quality, Low Quantity

Tiny little joint with a printed plastic banner the only indication of where to find it. Your Maps app will likely lead you to the wrong side of the strip mall, and you'll be certain…

Miami Divas Gentlemen's Club

Homestead, Florida

coin flip on service

I visited this place twice. the first round was outstanding! almost all of the girls there are cuban. so if you speak Spanish its a huge plus to get what you're actually looking for the…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

A great local club...lot of nice looking women.....very relaxed atmosphere.....and the BYOB is great feature too

My wife and I were in the Des Moines, IA area for the night visiting from MN and we decided to venture out and try a new club based on the reviews we read from…

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strip clubs and gentrification

In the city I live in, Indianapolis, there has been a decrease in the number of strip clubs as middle class customers with disposable income move further out of the city into outer suburbs. This migration has reversed recently as…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

A pic isn’t worth 1000 words

Decided to head to platinum and hoped the commotion from the tragedy at the spas had died down. Went about 2:30 and there where cameras at both spas but they were pointing at the locations.…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Curiosity killed the cat

Pinups wasn’t open until so I decided to stop by this be one of the few open on a Sunday. Arrived about 4;30pm parked In the back free. Entry fee was 5$ The added some more High tables…

Satin Topless

Anaheim, California

Just a Saturday night at a topless place

I wanted to check out this club so I could get out of the house. I was glad I arrived early, 7:00pm, so the parking wasn’t full, and was free. I walked to the door and…

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Myrtle Beach

Years ago, golfers from the Northeast would come down for the strip clubs. Then, the local government decided to set rules and ordinances that made most clubs unable to continue their operations. I looked on the review page and there…

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OT: Top Health Insurance Provider Tells Employees Not To Hire White Men

Cigna, one of the nation’s largest health insurance providers, has allegedly told employees not to hire white men as part of the company’s broader critical race theory campaign. According to an internal chat log obtained by the Washington Examiner, a…

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What age to inform my child that he is indeed a white supremacist

Whether he likes or not. Or knows it or not. Should do it right from the get go at 3? Or should we wait till he can read at 5 or 6 so we can feed him the appropriate propaganda…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Pretty Good Time

Getting back into strip clubs after getting fully vaccinated. Arrived a little before 9 on a Friday. Number of girls circulating grew as the hour got later but most didn't come out if dressing room until…

Cheetah Wilmington

Wilmington, North Carolina

Meh. Need cheaper dances.

Went with some buddies this past Friday night 7 pm. $10 cover free parking. 4 girls working. 1 hot 2 ok 1 huge. None of the girls approached us even though we are…

TJ Walk-through in the Era of Covid19

I relocated to Los Angeles for a job opportunity. Being relocated closer to Tijuana and not having visited in over a year I was anxious to scratch that itch. (Next week I am going to see a doctor about that itch…to see how I can increase it.) I had my first round of Covid vaccination and was a week away from my second round. (And I have a solid immune system or so it seems.) I thought it best to wait until I had received round two and had given it a few weeks to kick in. I read that in trials people were tested after two weeks and it was found that the vaccine was 64 percent effective after…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

First time back since the pandemic

Stopped by for the first time since covid hit. Not substantially different an experience. You walk in, get temp-checked, and take a seat. Instead of sitting at the bar, the stools were…

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A letter from a disgruntled sex worker...

Let me be the first to say i am over COVID... As the world opens up the sex trade has not. Strip clubs nationwide are still closed. People don't always see it because their clubs are open but they are.…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Not bad

Went there the other night, happy to see it wasn't full of the usual problems most clubs have.

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Saturday Night Kittens

Finally getting around to writing this review, well I was in Seattle and and decided to visit kittens cabaret. I arrived at kittens around 11 pm paid the entry of $10 and another $6 for…

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Ever been inside the dancer's dressing room?

Ever been inside the dancers dressing room, while they were actively in there? What's your story

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Great First Time

First time visit to PinUps. I was the first customer in the place. It opens at 4 on Sundays but I didn't see a single dancer until closer to 5. The club has three divided…

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When a cop almost shits his pants 😂

Cop refuses to destroy public shitters and almost shits himself while trying to get all of his gear off... lmfao! https://youtube.com/shorts/-dmBsCFQvaE

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Full of crap

Investors realized after they purchased a shit company management was full of shit. https://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/ubiome-richman-apte-sec-filing-charges-fraud-16042042.php Juice here is one of your favorite opportunities to pick this up as a penny stock. Sorry it didd'nt work out Crazy Joe.

Silhouettes

Providence, Rhode Island

First visit: Allens Avenue is NOT Ocean Drive

After visiting Silhouettes last week for the first time, and perhaps amplified by watching National Geographic specials on the Serengeti plain in Tanzania while under lockdown for a year, I have become quite nostalgic about…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Taking one for the team, that didn't end on a very positive note.

This is something of a follow-on to Tetradon's recent review, which I won't repeat, but wanted to add a few more pieces of information that I regard as critical. The club opens at 3 PM each…

Déjà Vu Bakersfield

Bakersfield, California

Finally somewhere that was open

I thought I’d go by since the county is more open now after being closed for so long. Looked on the website and looked like they were open. They were when I drove by, so…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

Want to return soon

I just returned from a quick visit to this location. After reading reviews about this place on this site I decided that I had to check it out in person. I arrived around 7:45pm and…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

better options near by

living in tampa i have heard/read a few things about these Pasco clubs. since they are all far away i dont usually go there unless i am in the area for some reason. *i visit clubs…

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Ricky, Scrubby and I

RickyDugan and Desertscrubby and I were in New York City having a good time and we visited the Empire State Building. We were all 3 on the roof and talking about our sword fighting championship we were going to have…

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Where the Hookers At?

Someone brought this up in another discussion and got me to think, where do hookers advertise now? Didn’t pretty much every website disappear for them to post on? Do they post on Tinder now?

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Remember Ginger Lynn?

I have the TV on while I'm doing some work and surfing the net and there's this low budget movie from 89-90 called Buried Alive on and Ginger Lynn is in it. So i decided to look it up on…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

A pricey Cuban with killer tits

Second trip to SoFlo and I had just left Cheetahs. It's just after midnight. Walking in they said I had to have a mask wich surprised me. No mention at the other club. Entering the…

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Jacksonville strip clubs ranking 03.2021

Any tips for best strip club in jacksonville?

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Brackets Busted

Ever before the games started today, there were 0 perfect brackets on ESPNs app that had 3.2 million entries. Yeah totally saw Illinois losing today, and Texas losing last night, and Syracuse making it to the Sweet 16 when 3…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Great club with nice $10 table dances

This was my second time in SoFlo and from what I had heard Pompano was the place to be. I knew Diamond Dolls so I wanted to try out some other places and this place…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

10 pm

I went at 10pm, I think the cover was ten also. There was maybe five dancers. They wouldn't do dances on the floor. Only in the VIP for 150$, it was behind a curtain on a…

Flesh and Bones

Portland, Oregon

Dead, bored, and expensive.

Pretty dead on the Thursday after work. I think there was one other customer in the whole place. Got a beer ($5 micro) and sat at the rack. It was kind of dark, which I…

Club 88

Queenstown, New Zealand

Queens of Queenstown! 8 and above!!

Club 88 is a small gentleman's club in the main market of Queenstown, walking distance from the famous Fergberger. It was my first visit to a strip club so I was totally floored but my…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Mileage Pretty Good - Dancers just so-so

Visited from 10:00PM to 2:00AM on a Thursday. Cover was $10, but they added something new allowing you to use a single cover to visit both Uncle Bucks and Scores with a wrist band.…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

First Time Here, Will Be Returning

I'm relatively new to the SC scene (went a couple times to a club overseas pre pandemic) so I wanted to hit up a club in the sates and found this website after looking for…

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

St Patrick Day visit

Came in on St. Patrick's Day in the evening after spending sometime at Delilah's which is only a few blocks away. Club is on a very residential street with no street parking. Entered without being…

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, Florida

VIP with unique dancer

My wife and I love going to strip clubs and we were out on a date night and decided why not, we are right by and that way we wouldn’t have to Uber somewhere else.…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Back in the GGR Groove (Almost)

First time back in 13 months. Early evening, 5:30pm, on Saturday. Entrance fee $20, lap dance $25, VIP $140 for 15 minutes. One drink minimum. As mentioned by other reviewers, the…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

My first review of Coliseum.

Hi, this is my first review and its been over a year since I have been to a club, so after work i decided to stop by the coliseum to check it out. So one…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

First Time Back Since COVID

After reading several review here, I decided to take the plunge Saturday night and check it out for the first time since COVID hit. I got there about 9:30 or so. Paid $10 cover at…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Best of the 3 IMHO

Spent a week in the Pompano area and checked out the three that come up on here quite a bit, Cheetahs, Diamond Dolls and Booby Trap. While all had their plus and…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Matter of time

One of the few places that probably was helped by COVID, as it was able to reopen due to location before city clubs - but you better hurry, as it now probably won’t last long.…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Just staring at Lux

So, back in Portland and found myself down in the Milwaukie area around lunch, decided to stop into Acropolis. They've remained semi-open through covid since they're a restaurant, but with all sorts of reductions....and then…

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WHAT'S IN JOE'S BASEMENT?

guys got any ideas what's in there? -big jug to piss in -a hole through a mattress for the sole purpose of not shitting all over his bed -scratch and sniff books of teenage girls. smells like perfume and real nice blend of…

Mary's Club

Portland, Oregon

Crowded? Since when does this place get crowded?

Dropped by Mary's Club on a Friday night a couple weeks ago; they're open at theoretically partial capacity. Last time I was there, there was maybe 1 other guy in. This night, the place was…

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Man shot, injured outside gentleman’s club after trying to choke security guard

I used to live in San Antonio. A lot of people--women as well as men--carry guns. https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2021/03/20/man-hospitalized-in-serious-condition-after-being-shot-by-nightclub-security-guard-police-say/

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Great Makeover, but be Prepared to Pay

Finally made it to SE Florida after getting my vaccination and had to make a trip to The Trap. Some things are better, some worse, some have stayed the same. Same: Parking is still a…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Late Night Lap Dance Quickie

I was staying nearby the Dancers Royale and had only a little time available which turned out to be unfortunate. Saw the club on the way to dinner and it was less than a…

Just Enuff Cabaret Rockford

Rockford, Illinois

Back to Bigfoot

It’s been since pre Covid that I’ve made a visit to Bigfoot, or anywhere for that matter. Walked in and was surprised how many people were there. It was good to see. Would have thought…

Politics

There is a Joe that is crazier than me!

https://youtu.be/IQdVsF5-0hQ ^ HE thinks he is going to take Donald Trump out behind the school gym and beat his ass! Yet he can't even walk up some stairs!😂😂😂

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YT Ad Increase- Put Up, Pay Up, or Punt ? (OT Warning)

In the last 6 months or so, there has been an annoyingly exponential increase in You Tube ads. Time was that save for some occasional 15 second ads at the beginning of some favorite movie scene clips, comedy specials, etc,…

The Pony

Peoria, Illinois

Slow to dead at best

Have been here a few times since last time i put in a review if i was not driving past it would not have gone at all. Average number Of dancers overall is less than…

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Miami Beach declares state of emergency and curfew

Anyone know how many, if any, of the strip club's in Miami are within the Miami Beach entertainment district and will be impacted by this? https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/20/us/miami-beach-crowds-clevelander-covid/index.html "If you're coming here because you've been pent up and you want to let loose, you…

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This is what happens..

when governors close strip clubs! :D https://i.redd.it/cmse3r8ltan21.jpg Oregon man on meth fights off cops while masturbating in bar An Oregon man high on methamphetamine told police he had no recollection of the events that led to 15 officers arresting him…

Outer Limits

Des Moines, Iowa

Worn out gem of a club

So this club is a dive bar with dancers. I know they make money, but I'm not sure how. I've been here a few times and can be completely ignored. Not sure why either.…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Pretty good for a Saturday

Went in on a Saturday afternoon and it was my first visit back since covid so I wasn’t sure what to expect. I wore a mask but there were no special protocols in place other…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

After a Long Year Shuttered Crazy Horse is Back!

OMG My home club finally re-opened on March 5th. There is new management and it shows. They even replaced the wobbly toilet seat in the men's room. Due to Covid restrictions face masks are worn…

Avenues

Jackson, Michigan

sinclair's Review

I went to Avenues Gentlemen’s Club at 21:30 on a Saturday. I was confused at first because the door on Michigan Avenue was slightly propped open with a rope across the entryway, but there was…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Getting Back in Form

I was back last night (Friday) for the first time in a year. In many ways the same but a few thins seemed a bit different. Feeling was generally relaxed with relatively relaxed mask-wearing -…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Good escort service?

Does anyone know of a good escort service and site? Would you say it’s better than finding a girl at HK? Looks/gfe/value,etc?

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HARASSMENT ALMOST ENDING BADLY

this guy makes vids on youtube that are sometimes hilarious. but here is a couple of scenes from a clip where the endings could have ended not too well for this fellow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmH99b41aKM

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Not much has changed

I was in Akron twice this week for other reasons and one of the days I took a side trip to Gatsby's before driving back home. Not knowing what to expect I wore a mask…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Still coming back to normal

DV8 was closed for a while due to covid, then opened in their parking lot, and then a couple days before I went had opened back up for normal inside operations. Well, covid-normal anyway. Went over…

Pink 301

Orangeburg, South Carolina

Open?

From everything I am seeing its debatable whether this or any other club is open at this location at this time? Anybody know for sure?

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

Ok time

This was my first visit to Tommy’s since September. Place hasn’t changed too much, still a crappy looking exterior with a fairly clean and nicely appointed interior, except the toilet in the men’s room was…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

First time at this club-Cute, Asian babe got my attention

I have read the reviews and decided to check out this club. Reading there was a cute, Asian dancer motivated me to make the drive to Bristol. I arrived on Friday afternoon around 2pm. There…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

I'm back in the game.

Friday 3/19/21 marked 2 weeks since I got my second Covid vaccination. I felt it was time to celebrate by hitting a strip club. I picked this club because I believe it has potential. I…

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Memphis

Might be in Memphis for a month or so for work, looks like based on the reviews the clubs don't seem to be to great. Anyone could point me in the direction of any info about AMPS or anything else…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Perfect for Guaranteeing a Fun Time

I went to Diamond Dolls last year early March before everything shut down so when things get to normal I'm sure this review will be more relevant. Took a 30 minute uber ride from Ft.…

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Reward offered for information after woman found dead

"Before she died, officials said Brooks was at Venus Strip Club at 9506 Michigan Avenue in Detroit." Does anyone know if she worked at Club Venus? It would be a good place to find drugs. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/reward-offered-for-information-about-woman-found-dead-in-melvindale-last-year

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University gives advice to students on how to juggle SEX WORK with lectures

They should offer a degree in stripperology. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14397714/university-advice-students-juggle-sex-work-with-lectures/

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What is the best club in NJ

I’m on the hunt for the best club to work at in New Jersey I need at least 3 choices to choose from. Right now all I have is Johnny’s Hitching Post. Any suggestions? Also telling me why may help.