Christies Cabaret
1675 W Baseline Rd Tempe, AZ 85283

One good apple is all it takes

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Phxmrbig
May 13, 2021, 9:58 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Wednesday afternoon...Have not been here in years. Looks like there was an interior remodel... looked nice... would like to understand what the barber chair with a spotlight is all about...?/‘? Annoying to pay a $7 entrance fee at 1 pm, but I guess it includes lunch if you want.... both cashier and waitress asked if I was expecting lunch...very few customers and dancers.. probably 80% of time~ no one one stage. Waitress was quite pleasant... my drink order, which is typically $12 at bourbon Street and $15 at HighLiters, was $20 here.... so not crazy... but I’ll admit, slightly annoying.... not the waitress’s fault....she was quite pleasant....don’t know her name.. she was not intrusive, but was attentive for when I wanted a refill. I only had 2 alcohol drinks, but once I started ordering club soda- service did not drop off..she looked (dark conditions and 40 year old eyes) sorta Asian, and had some keloid scars _ not an insult, just an ID... great waitress. Very few dancers... likely would have been a 30 minute and out situation had I not been approached by a vey nice young lady... won’t provide additional details, only that with heels she is taller than me...I am 6 foot barely... by an eighth of an inch. She was great, and while I might present as a PL here... whatever... first time I ever hung out with a dancer for (literally) 120 minutes , aside from her one stage dance, and she asked for nothing... of course I threw her some money, at the end, but shocked how she didn’t push... and literally, 15-20 years since the last time I didn’t get a dance at a club.. the problem was... she kept making me laugh... which is not sexy... but cool... there was a shorter older guy, who really looked like the old guy from”UP” movie.. and I feel so bad, but it was awesomely amusing seeing him go up and tip all these 6 foot goddesses in heels, on stage, while he was forced to crane his neck up at them... but all I’ll say is... you go old dude!

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