You can have boobs. You can have beer. But not at the same time.

I have visited the club on a few occasions. The parking lot is a nice size. When you walk up you have two choices. You can go to your right into the Blue Iguana, have a few beverages, shoot a game of pool, and watch the game, or head to the left into the nude club. My biggest gripe is that i can't drink a beer and look at a beautiful naked woman. I started on the bar side. Beer prices are surprisingly good for a strip club. I ordered a Lager, Yuengling for those who aren't in the know, for $4. I believe they have can beer specials as well.

I stayed over on the bar for a few beers, spoke to the bartender who told me she dances on specific days. A handful of dancers came into the bar side to get a drink during their break. Two were blonds and another was a brunette. They were of quality, so I decided to give the club a whirl.

I then walked over to the club side, paid my $10 cover, got my wristband, and walked in. The club is spacious with a long rectangular stage with multiple poles and a lira, otherwise known as a hoop with seating, bench seating around three sides of the stage which includes a pool table as well. To the right are some small stages with sofa seating. Nice areas for a group of guys. There appears to be a VIP area upstairs, but I was not up there.

Now onto the important subject. The girls. I am horrible with names, but I will say they had a little bit of everyone. They had a nice mix of white, Latina, AA, blonds, brunettes, thick, thin, naturals, bolt ons, tattoos, piercings, and on one occasion a little person. I would rate the girls from a 5 to an 8 vith most girls in the sevens. Girls will get on stage and do 2 to 3 songs on stage getting more undressed each song. All of the girls did a nice job interacting with the mongers sitting at the stage.