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This Sunday - Celebrate your Birthing Person

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misterorangeKamala, you're FIRED!

Just when you thought the left couldn't possibly go any further... You no longer have a mother. They're called "birthing people" now. Got it?

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shailynn

Well yeah, because there’s “men” who have had babies. When do you celebrate their day? On Mother’s Day or Father’s Day? Do we need a gender neutral day?

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Tetradon

I'm convinced all this gender-bending stuff is an episode of Punk'd, where our betters want to see what outlandish shit they can make us believe.

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Papi_Chulo

All this is proof that the only way these fuckers can win an election is by stealing it

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Papi_Chulo

I wonder how long before it'll be hard to find "Happy Mothers Day" cards

And wait till Thanksgiving and Christmas roll around

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misterorange

My birther person's grave says "Beloved Mother." Shit, now I need to buy a new tombstone. And I guess my kids will make mine say "sperm supplier."

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Sgtsnowman

I fully intend to supply Black Market Mother's Day cards once the thought police have outlawed them.

Hit me up here once it happens, and don't forget to support the single mothers in your life!

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misterorange

Yeah ICEE. Sounds like that's your whole goal in life. "Who cares?"

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Uprightcitizen

Ok on that pathetic reference why can't we just call them Breeders? Like cmon its HPD "Happy Breeders Day!"

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whodey

"Birthing Person"? Last time I called my mom a B-word I was twelve and she immediately washed my mouth out with soap and my dad lit me up with his belt when he got home.

I'm not going to risk doing it again.

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Muddy

We live in a clown world

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skibum609

If you vote Democrat, you support this shit and are a fucking douche.

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how

Chromosomes have lost their meaning, I guess? Science ain't for everyone, apparently...

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whodey

So do people who where adopted not celebrate with the mother who raised them since they are not their "Birthing Person"? Do they have to find their "Birthing Person" and send them a present even though she didn't want them and gave them away?

Do we have to call MILFs "BPILFs" now?

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Papi_Chulo

^ nope - what matters is "how you feel" and everyone has to adapt to you or else

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shadowcat

I think we should rename it Mother Fuckers Day. :)

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TheeOSU

^

No that would be father's day.

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MackTruck

I am fucking your birthing person

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