Bring the vibes, The Ronas hasn’t stop them...

I’ve finally gathered the kahunas to drop reviews for all the beautiful establishments that keep us “bros” entertained. What you will notice is that I frequent day shift because I have to support other life forms after business hours, sucks. No cheesy comments on how the dances are here. Let’s start here, “Chicas Locas” the place to be if you can't afford to take a trip to the Caribbean islands... well Cuba.

This place is definitely hands down the best location with this type of Talent in Houston to have fun with dancers. I’ve been going here for years and there hasn’t been a box unchecked. My advice, Go a few times to interview them all and spend some dough (bring the vibes) then find your regular. Not a “new face, new case” type of establishment for our type of energy. I’ve had this one Talent for 4 years here and it’s like clock work when I visit. She’s worth every trip of my time and hard earned money for adult entertainment. Pray she never retires or goes back to Cuba!

Miscellaneous: range of dancers are all 6-8.5s but a lot of Fake parts there, Free private dance area for 20 a pop, VIP $175 w/bottle but not worth it unless you got your work bonus or income taxes back, Food is trash so don’t buy it but if you’re starving come during free buffet hours, buy only drink special drinks unless you want to get finessed out of three digits of cash which you will need to spend on EVERYTHING here, dress clean because you WONT get in with what I call “the feels” pants (worth a few tries), and lastly respect the game. They’re dancers and workers here, nothing less so don’t fall in love. All business with these international transplant ladies.