How fast do you drive ?
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
I found myself driving across several states yesterday. About 700 miles and luckily it was all Interstate Hi-way. But still a long day. I was driving a my BMW coupe so the vehicle was made to go 100+. And I actually feel fairly secure in my ability to drive that fast. But I just don't dare. I am totally scared of getting speeding tickets. So I set the cruise control on 77. I've found that at that speed, Highway Patrol ignores me. But in this trek, I passed about half of other drivers, and I got passed by about half. Some almost ran me over for going so "slow". Got flipped off a couple of times.
On the highway, how fast do you drive? Do they still sell radar detectors ?
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And yes, they still sell radar detectors.
Pretty sure you can still get radar detectors. My current car has adaptive cruise and that works for me... I just set it to 80 and enjoy the ride.
In town, 5 -7 mph over.
On the interstate, what ever traffic allows. If I am driving in isolation, 9 mph or so over. If I can find one or two like minded drivers, I have no problem with the caravan going around 100 mph. I do the polite thing and take turns in the lead. Usually, just the first or last car is going to get the ticket. Many times I have been with a pack of cars hauling ass for hundreds of miles before anyone peels off for an exit. Always feels like there is some kind of camaraderie, even if it is only in my mind.
Post my face, wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55, oh yeah
I truly hate every person who puts puts their ass in the middle lane, passing no one. I see so many who should be in the right lane, but refuse to move over. This fucks up the whole system of a three lane highway. If you are on a standard four lane highway, and driving in the left lane not passing anyone, you are the asshole we all hate. Move your dopey ass over.
Pop quiz: you’re on an open stretch of road where most cars are doing 85. What speed do you go? Bzzzz. Wrong. You accelerate to 90, pull in front of the hapless hairless ape next to you, and slow down to 75. Keep your radio off so you can hear his tires screech! Bonus points if the car behind him plows into his rear end.
Pop quiz: you’re in the city cruising along in the center lane when you see an exit you want to use but there is a lot of traffic to your right. What do you do? Bzzzz. Wrong. You move the sun and the moon to get to that frickin’ exit. I just said that you wanted to use that frickin’ exit, didn’t I? Probably had something you wanted to see like a strip club or a 7-11 or whatever. And - when you’re a rick - getting to your favorite 7-11 or whatever bullshit you want to get to is far more important than the other damn dirty apes on the highway.
And if one of the people you cut off complains you just look out the window, lower your shades, and say “what are you gonna do about it wildebeest?” ROAR!!!
As for speeding it all depends where I am. Locally on the interstate I know where the cops always sit so I’m 10-15 over the limit. When I’m traveling in Pennsylvania they’ll usually leave you alone if you’re under 10 over.
Now when I’m in Ohio especially the turnpike I only go 2-4 miles over the speed limit. I get passed like I’m standing still but I’ve seen too many people get pulled over (including myself) for going 74 in a 70.
5 tickets past 20 years. 92 in a 70. 2 traffic cam tickets, 90 in a 55, written down to 64 in a 55. 3 warnings, 1 should have been a ticket the other 2 were bullshit stops.
On local roads with a 25 mph speed limits - I keep at the speed limit. There are too many kids and dogs around to take any chances.
In NYC I will usually keep up with traffic speeds. There are some spots where you just hit the gas and go until the next light.
The highways around me are so congested it can be a challenge to get near the speed limit. But when going on a more open road - I will go between 75-80. In Fl - I feel like I’m standing still going 80 on route 95!
How many of you damn dirty apes believe that skifredo only has two tickets from 48 years of driving?
Bzzzz. Wrong answer. The correct answer is “skifredo has zero tickets because skifredo is a homeless crab making up all of these stories”
1. Seat belts are mandatory.
2. Stop signs are optional.
3. Speed limits are merely recommendations.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
I will not pay it. I read they can’t do anything to you if you don’t live in Maryland for those type of traffic cam tickets. I live in NJ. I may be in trouble if I get stopped in MD though.
It wasn't the Peanut Farmer (President from Jan 1977-1981). It was Tricky Dick administration in Jan 1974, in response to the 1973 OPEC oil embargo.
I'm surprised they're not using EZ-Pass to do that even more efficiently. I'm sure it's coming.
In all seriousness, its completely ludicrous that the majority of people compliantly acquiesced to masks and Corona shutdowns but routinely ignore basic traffic laws and speed limits. It makes me hate most people all the more. I don't understand the need to race up just so they can sit at the next traffic light. I can't relate to the thought process.
I bet Skifredo’s Uber passenger lost bowel control on that trip.
I actually never owned a high-performance/high-power car; mostly cheap 4-cylinders – so part of the reason I don’t speed too-much – I also get aggravated/stressed easily and why I rather drive at a comfortable chill pace (mostly w/ the flow of traffic) and often try to leave w/ enough time so I won't be rushed.
I don’t do long-distance driving too-often – locally (Miami/SoFlo) AFAIK all freeways are 55 – I’ll usually do around 65 and sometimes 70 – I tend to stick to the middle-lanes and sometimes the right-lanes to stay out of the way – but with SoFlo congestion, and bad drivers particularly in Miami, sometimes I gotta get on the left-lane b/c the other lanes are too-congested w/ slow Miami drivers (many immigrants mostly Cubans that never drove till they got to the U.S.) – and getting on the left-lane it’s hard to do above 70 in Miami b/c of congestion – at night w/ less congestion I’ll usually do 65 to avoid tickets.
The few long-trips I’ve taken in the past were mostly the 200mi trip from Miami to Cocoa Beach when I used to hit Inner Room and would do the trip every couple of months – once you get out of SoFlo (past Palm Beach County) the speed limit increases to 70 – on my way to Cocoa past lunch time I’d do 75 to 80 and usually stay in the center lane sometimes the right-lane since even at that speed you’d be holding up traffic on the left-lane (doing 75 to 80 past Palm Beach county you are usually just keeping up w/ most of the traffic) – I’d usually come back from Cocoa Beach the same day past midnight – on my way back to Miami at night I’d put the cruise-control at 74 – at that time of night in the area of Cocoa Beach there’d be very-little traffic on I-95 so I could just put the cruise-control at 74 and I’d barely have to touch the breaks till I got into the northern-end of SoFlo entering Palm Beach county where the speed limit would go down to 65 and then a bit later to 55 (and there’d be more traffic so I’d usually have to take off the cruise-control) – on my way back at night from Cocoa-Beach to Miami I’d put the cruse-control at 74 b/c I “assumed” I wouldn’t get pulled over by keeping it below 5mph above the speed limit; w/ the little traffic in that area at that time of night one’s car would stand out more (I never got pulled-over doing 74 at night but IDK what the break-point would be; may be cop dependent?).
The last time I was pulled over was 2 years ago driving home from
dallas in oklahoma. I was going the speed limit and passed a cop, wasn’t even open throttle. They profiled me because of my car and out of state plate, pulled me over and called 6 male officers there. I was by myself, I am 5’1” and 125 pounds. They tore my car apart, I had two suitcases and a duffel bag and they took everything out on the freeway and searched it on the side of the road. I was pulled over for “loud exhaust,” which is legal in the state my plates are from. They brought a drug dog. I left there without even getting a fucking ticket. Also I don’t even drink and my car should not have been searched for drugs.
Anyway I haven’t had a speeding ticket in at least ten years. 👍🏼
I go the speed limit. Almost exactly or exactly. I don't want a police officer to have a reason to pull me over if he's bored. The only place I'll speed is in Detroit city limits and even then I've learned to be careful. I've never gotten a speeding ticket.
Residential areas, at most 5-10 over and very carefully.
Shorter interstate drives, I average around 80 (65 limit around here).
Longer interstate drives, I average 85-90.
Last two times (10 years apart) I was selected to contribute to chronically-mismanaged state government were on the New York Thruway, driving home from Thanksgiving. Both times I violated my own rule never to stand out from the pack.
I find New England cops generally don't give a shit unless you're really brazen about it. Really wish they'd bust aggro drivers (and force them to display a bumper sticker saying "I HAVE A SMALL PECKER") or teenage texters (and put 120 grains through their iPhone 12 at 1100 fps), rather than straight-line good-condition speeders.
Never had my car searched at a traffic stop. The Canadian border patrol, on the other hand, for some reason hates my fucking guts.
So I'm cruising along maybe 75 MPH in a 65 zone, crept up a couple MPH, then the limit change to 55 and, according to the cop, he said I was doing 77, which sounded about right. Turns out that 20 MPH over the limit is the breakpoint between just a small fine and a big fine with points and a mandatory court appearance, which would have really sucked because I was about 4 hours from home. But the cop was cool. He wrote me up for 74 which put me just under the 20 MPH breakpoint and also qualified me for something called the "Traffic Diversion Program."
I had to sign up for a "driver safety" course which is held all around NY state, so I was able to take it in Staten Island which is like 15 minutes from my home in NJ. It cost about a hundred bucks I think, and it was probably the most boring 6 hours of my entire life. But once you complete it they throw away your ticket like it never happened. No fine, no points, and as a bonus I got a small discount on my insurance for having taken the class. So if you're in New York state, my advice would be to never go more than 20 over the limit. It's the difference between a chance to get off the hook, or getting royally screwed.
If you wonder why some drivers go flying, they had too much of these dangerous drivers hogging the road.
I do enjoy going the speed limit and seeing someone pass me and get nailed! I guess I am a little devil! 😎