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Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Sunshine

Anyone know if Sunshine still works there? Late 30's blonde, killer body, massive e cup bolt ons.

Oval Office Gentlemen's Club

Green Bay, Wisconsin

Nice time with a keeper at Oval Office.

While at a conference in GB, i found Oval Office and I'm glad i did. My only time available was the afternoon so i went in around 4pm. First off, i don't normally speak about doormen…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

A Cuban Oasis in Irvine.

I was in DFW for work and had heard this was one of the places to go. I went in the afternoon before the craziness starts since I'm gettin old. Cover was $7 or $10 which…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Don’t wait on the girls

My wife (36 with a smokeshow solid 10 body) and I (37) went on a Friday night a couple of weeks ago. We got there around 10:30PM and it was pretty quiet when we arrived.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Desires has got the girls

I thought that I would stop by to drink a few beers, get a few dances and watch some playoff baseball. The club set up is simple and is repeated many times in other…

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Risky Business

Inspired by BabyDoc. Quite awhile ago a dancer that I knew well from Follies made a proposal to me. She wanted me to let her and a few of her girl friends use my house to take clients to for OTC…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Sat night fun

Reasonable drink prices. The fries were excellent. The Diablo burger would have been better if the bun was toasted. Depending on the dancer, can get a "mini" lap dance at the stage. Female patrons at the rack often get…

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Delightful Shopping Experience

I live near a major university. The grocery store I frequent is near a lot of apartment complexes occupied by students. I was working my way down the dairy aisle when I looked up after placing a carton of eggs…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Monday, Monday...

Recent Monday night visit was a well balanced visit. Had fewer dancers, but much fewer customers vs the weekend. More favored dancer/customer ratio offset the lower hotness level of the weekend crew. Visit specifics as…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Mens Club Charlotte NC

I’ve been to the Mens Club several times recently on Thursday nights. I have to say I’ve been very pleasantly surprised each time. By 10:00 there are at least 30+ girls working with most in…

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I love this for the ladies

I talk with the girls a lot. I’m genuinely interested in the hustle. At my favorite club the girls have something called a “free day”. It’s what you would imagine. Everything they make that shift goes in their pocket. They…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Nice little spot

Was in town for a few nights so my friends and I decided to give this place a shot. It was easy to find, and parked right near the front door in a large parking…

Bar Salon Le Vegas

Boucherville, Quebec

Townie bar with nice staff, good vibe

Visited on my way into Montreal. We went up a day early had a nearby hotel for the night. It was very much a townie strip bar, but the staff were nice. On a Tuesday there…

Studio 69

Heroica Nogales, Sonora

Heavy Gringo Tax. Hot Girls.

Friday night, expected it to be busy. Arrived about 7:30, which is a little early for this club. Walked into Mexico without any issues. Not carrying anything in a bag, so I walked past the…

Pompano Gold Club

Pompano Beach, Florida

Not Worthy to Be In the Pompano Rotation

As a long-time fan of the Pompano Triangle, I often wondered why the other clubs in the area are never really talked about. After this visit, I get why. The club is located at the…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

A sensual dance with Cola

I usually visit MI in the afternoons which tends to have older more milf types, but I'm older so that is fine with me. I had a couple of lap dances. I can't remember the name…

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

Bit pricy but good selection of girls

This is from a few months ago, went to Penthouse around lunchtime because I was picking up a friend at the airport and didn't have time to go somewhere else. Very quiet when I got there…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Friday night good time

Friday late evening visit, plenty of reviews that discuss the layout which hasn't changed since the remodel years ago from the old Club Ed. There was a $20 cover as they had some porn…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Friday after golf outing

Stop by the Boardroom after a round of golf on a Friday, figured I'd start the weekend off on the right foot. In the past it's been a good time with a variety of…

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Banned from Seeking

There have been relevant discussions before, but I never thought it would happen to me and I think I’ve been wrongly accused. I think my account was hacked. I noticed some strange quirks on my account a few days ago. Specifically,…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Satisfied… Three for three….

I’ve had the occasion to visit these past three Saturday’s between 2:00p-4:00p. Club layout is well reviewed, no point repeating location of the bar, stage and potty. Arrived, submitted to a perfunctory metal detector by…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Fun visit – Went according to plan, Except . . . .

Recent Friday afternoon – my impulsive side suddenly goes ‘let’s hit the club’. My practical side goes ‘Maybe, what’s the plan’? Impulsive: ‘see some titties, feel titties, feel them Good’. Practical:…

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In the Light of Day

Just making conversation. I don’t know why some girls look so different outside the club and some look exactly the same. A couple of months back I was walking toward the front door of a club and a girl in…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

As expected

Visit was a few weeks ago during a heavy downpour. Parking lot at about 1 not very full. Some other patrons and dancers arriving at the same time. Usual cover of 10…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

RIP Angelica

Shot in the face and killed by ex boy friend/ Pimp. Perp in custody. https://www.instagram.com/stories/highlights/17988377041893115/

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Sugars is perfectly eh.

Sugars is a but dingy and very tiny. Parking is a shit show. Either park at the paint store next door or way down by the theater and walk. Those are kind of your only…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

Goodbye Synn NH

This place has basically become my go to NOT club. They took the curtains down in the VIP rooms, so there is no longer any privacy at all. Especially given the setup, you are on…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Opens at 4:30pm weekdays

Well I always liked the day shift here years in the past. While they are not open days yet, they now open at 4:30pm. Which makes it a nice stop for a beer on…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Good Times with Keira Nibbles and Nipples is so Nice

Arrived at 10 am Nibbles and Nipples, standard crew. Bartender is nice I wouldn't mind getting couple of dances from her if it is offered. Visited by many girls that I don't remember the names,…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Disappointing would be an understatement

I went on a Friday, late afternoon. People are correct, it is dark at first. No cover charge when I walked in. I went straight back to the bar. I gave the bartender $6 for…

Pussycat Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

This place needs more bad reviews.

Felt as though I might have some luck at the pussycat in a Thursday afternoon/evening based on the reviews I had read and the number of cars I had seen in the parking lot. All…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Very quick visit. But mildly worth it. Will come back.

Had to deal with some business nearby and it’s been a bit since I’ve dropped in so I figured I’d check it out. I walked in and got a pat down. No cover. A curvy…

Satin Dolls

Boise, Idaho

Second Visit to Satin Dolls

Second time back to Satin Dolls. Options are limited in Boise, it is one of 2 topless clubs, but being topless means no alcohol. The 44 club is a dive bar next door…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Houston, we have lift-off

I arrived at Delilah's Den just after 12:30am. Parked on the street, this place has no parking lot. I've never been to this place after 8pm so I was curious to see if the vibe…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

At least strippers never strike!

I had to fly into Detroit to deal with the headache the UAW strike has brought to my company. Super stressful trip, so I thought I would cap it off with a treat. I haven’t…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Good, but some caution required

The basics: clean club with two stages, several lap dance areas, plentiful parking, safe area of town, no cover before 6 (or at all weekdays?), no bathroom troll. One urinal was broken when I was…

Politics

Politicians and their looks

There was an op ed in the wall street journal going after Vivek Ramaswamy side burns, and I agree with that he looks like a fucking riverboat gambler. Or at the very least an extra in some shitty high school…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Maybe worth a visit for the right girl.

My visit certainty left me with mixed feelings. The club is on a quiet industrial block. The bouncers checks your ID at the door their $20 cover charge a little steep considering they serve alcohol…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Had better visits, maybe next time.

I hadn’t been to the Post for a while but was in town on a Thursday evening and decided to visit. Most of the time this place is a good time, but not this day.…

NB Elite Men's Spa

Tijuana, Baja California

Bait and switch at NB Elite

This massage/ spa/brothel has been around for awhile but it's my first visit. They have a website which has prices for straight massage and packages with massages and extras. I walked here from my Airbnb…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Opens at 4pm, but totally dead

HB's started opening at 4pm, they went to 7pm during COVID but opened at 11am before COVID. I have gone here a few times around 5pm since tbeyvatartwd opening at 4pm. Every time…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Thicc Dancer Redeems the Hustle & Prices

I arrived at about midnight. To get to the parking lot, you have to go under a porte-cochere and have $10 extracted from you...to self park. Valet is also available. Once through the front doors,…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hong Kong management doesn't seem to get it.

all these new rules and price increases... is like Hong Kong is trying to commit suicide of its place in the monger world. I keep going back though because of the girl selection that's available. but after this latest visit,…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Inflation hits Sins

decided to try a sunday night to check the vibe. cute girl taking cover but cover has gone up from 10 bucks to 13 about a dozen girls working when I got there around 9:45. saw…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Friday evening, not a lot of talent but found one I liked

Haven’t been here since before the pandemic but figured, let’s give it a shot. Prices still very much the same. $5 entry, $10 private area tax, etc. this was a Friday evening right around 8:00.…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Good for a beer and a little view

This is review is a couple months old and combines a few visits to The Raven. The club is a single open room with a bar, two poles and a swing in the center, with…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Some serious mileage here...

My first time visiting a club in New Jersey, the area was a bit rough but it was hard not to notice this hidden gem from afar. A bit tough to find a parking spot on…

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Marrying Above Your Paygrade

When your dad is one of the greatest guitar players of all time https://people.com/thmb/Hbpyb1G8zBLu6p8MVNbiyMWxC-8=/750x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():focal(749x0:751x2)/Wolfgang-Van-Halen-101623-2-7c5d5de93a03475b8e10b997f5978771.jpg

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4 squatters arrested at CITY of South Fulton home an Atlanta suburb.

FULTON COUNTY, Ga. — People in a metro Atlanta community said their nightmare is over after a SWAT team went in and arrested four people they claimed were nuisance neighbors. Channel 2′s Tom Jones went out to the city of South…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Slow Sunday afternoon

Stopped in Sunday around 4pm, stayed a couple of hours. Plenty of parking especially on a slow Sunday, can get tight on weekend nights but the club does offer valet free of charge during peak times.…

Divas Bikini Sports Bar and Grill

Houston, Texas

Pleasantly surprised by day shift girls

I checked out this place on a Monday afternoon after work. I had seen the earlier reviews but decided to try my luck. I dropped in for day shift around 5pm. Walking in- They have a…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

It was meh! Cant expect more in Charlotte

I stopped by The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte on Thursday afternoon. As described in other reviews this place is in a strip mall surround by rundown stores (arcade,saloon and a restaurant) looked very sketchy but…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Wonderful Afternoon!!!

I was in Jacksonville for some work. And had some free time on Tuesday afternoon so decided to check Sinsation. I don’t live in Jacksonville but try visit this club at least once a…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

New Pricing, Quiet night.

It's been a while. After a lengthy hiatus, I came to Sins just in time for the new pricing. Cover is now $13 at night. Drinks are still $6 and dances are now $30…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Pleasant Surprise on a lackluster day

I was hoping to stop by and see my go to dancer, but I didn’t see her car in the parking lot. But I did notice the lot a little more packed than usual,…

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, Florida

Follow Up Visit

I stopped in for a follow up visit due to being a bit bored and bothered at work. Typical slow Monday afternoon, there were quite a few girls but most were chatting. I got quick…

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Smoking

I’m sorry to say this but I’ve had a fetish for woman smoking for a while. I didn’t tell them to start the bad habit and encourage them to stop but it’s not my choice so I enjoy the…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Price and right but you get what you pay for

I came by Industrial Strip on a Monday night around 9pm, their website advertises $10 dances and I thought it’d be a nice way to check it out. I was in Chicago so it was…

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Consequences for girls that come back from having a kid to early

Look I'm totally against government overreach. I've been a registered libertarian voter for years. I even have a statue in my front yard of Ron Paul and kid Rand Paul holding hands carrying a Gadsen flag. If you look in…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

A fun but expensive night

Club was decent for a Thursday evening, with a cool vibe and a lot of beautiful talent, including some girl next door types which is my thing. I thought the prices were a bit steep…

Paris House Modeling Studio

West Hollywood, California

A relic

Visited this place for the first time in, oh my God, it must be like 15 years. I can't believe it's still here. Truly a relic to days gone by. As other reviews have noted, this…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Friday night after poker

Arrived Friday evening around 8pm after a poker session at the HGC. Quick pat down and paid 20 to get in. Drinks are 8+ tip for water, not sure about soda/energy drinks. Place is dark,…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

First time, last time .... probably

Stopped by on way back from a meeting. Walk in pay the entry fee (i believe it was $10). Walk in and there is a big bar in front of you, slightly to the left.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Solid visit

Arrived around 4 pm on a Monday. Location is on Route 130 a few miles south on the NJ Turnpike. Bright pink building on the southbound side, hard to miss. Plenty of parking,…

Allure

Saint John, New Brunswick

Do try not to fall asleep on Bay of Fundy beaches. Bad idea.

Saint John, NB. Saturday night after midnight. Downtown. This place is called Allure now. Parking on the side of the building. I wouldn't say this area is dangerous but there are some homeless folks in…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Fun Saturday Night

It's been awhile since I've been out mongering. BT's proved to be a good welcome back. I parked outside the club and avoided the valet. Cover was $20. Domestic bottle beer was $8.…

Angie's Show Palace

Dieppe, New Brunswick

They can't say we never tried

Dieppe, NB. Saturday night. Just got out from a doobie brothers concert a couple blocks away. I love all that good shit. To kill time while the traffic is going lets go to strip club.…

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

October 14th @ Omar's

Went with my wife and another couple for some drinks and to watch the girls. Both women at our table were bi. Usually we will get at least one or two girls to visit, flirt…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Nice Thursday afternoon pit stop

Stopped in Polekatz after a quick pit stop down the street. Walk in, greeted at the door by a pleasant manager. Walk to a large bar along the right with about 15 barstools, tables down…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Imperial Showgirls Visit

Did a night time visit to Imperial Showgirls on a recent Saturday. The club is fairly nice inside and they have 2 stages so 2 dancers dance at a time. The place was not very…

Skin Cabaret

Scottsdale, Arizona

Phoenix real Estate.

$3,000,000 W. Floyd Samons, president of Samons Bros. Construction, paid cash for a 3,384-square-foot Paradise Valley house. The open-space ranch home only has one bedroom and 1.5 bathrooms. It also comes with a chef's kitchen, a large bar area and a…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Dayana

Anyone know when she works? Thank you

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Sunday afternoon blaze

I went to club blaze Sunday at around 6pm to try it out. I pulled up and the guy sitting in the parking lot had me park and pay 10$ for parking. Once I got…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Shortest Visit I Have Ever Had, But Worth Every Minute

A decade ago, Bridgeport was the center of the universe for CT strip clubs. I can think of 8 clubs that I visited with regularity. That count is now down to 4,…

La Cueva del Peludo

Tijuana, Baja California

local Mexican bar. just had to take a look.

so I've been wanting to go to check out this club for a number of years now and decided that this would be a good time to go because of the situation my friend is…

Sylvia's Playhouse

Portland, Oregon

First time in such an establishment, I will return!

Visited here for the first time. Well located but in a sketchy area of Portland. This area is known for the working girls that roam the streets in the area and at night you will…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Your friendly neighborhood strip club

Not a bad place to spend a night with a friend or 2. Some might call the place small but others might call it intimate. Girls are super friendly and I've seen them…

Club Castaway

Whatley, Massachusetts

Sara Jay in the house

Whately, MA. Friday night. This club recently re-opened and I wanted to check it out. Somewhat of a wooded residential area. Parking lot was little awkward but there are spots. Not a bad area. Walk…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Saturday night, nice experience.

Saturday night around 9 PM. First time here. Located in an industrial area that seemed pretty safe. Valet parking $5, it sounded like you could get them to park closer for $10 but…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Another good night at my regular spot

Rick's is my go to in nyc only really because it's the first place I went to and I usually have a good time so I don't feel the need to try other places. On this…

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Strip Club Business Plan

Does anyone understand the economics of SC finances well enough to explain to me? What if I took my retirement savings and bought a struggling club next year? How much would it take to buy in? How much…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Sat Night at Rhino COI was Not It

Went in around 12:15 am after drinking with friends. The place was not crowded. Usual seating area on right with back couches behind. Large main stage. Bar and VIP rooms/booths in the back. There were…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

A surprisingly great and affordable night

Went back to Titillations on a Friday night after work. It's located in a nice area of Bloomfield. Plenty of street parking if the small lot is full. It's connected to a cigar lounge I'm…

Club Omaha

Omaha, Nebraska

Mural masterbation?

What does this entail as an experience exactly?

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Hidden Provider Market

So I havent been on this site like I used to because I prefer the discrete and straight to the point atmosphere of latin parlor and independent providers. I was recently thinking to myself what percentage of girls who work…

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NYC afterhours strip club 2AMer.

Full story and photos: https://nypost.com/2023/10/15/man-shot-and-killed-at-nyc-after-hours-strip-club/

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Is my dick too big?

What's the right answer when a dancer asks: "Is your dick too big?" That's the question I asked by an attractive dancer recently. Those exact words. We were discussing fucking in the back. Before she'd agree, she wanted to know…

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Suzanne Somers, RIP

She was the object of many of my juvenile fantasies. I didn't know she was 76, in pics or tv commercials i saw of her in recent years she still looked good. She aged well but the cancer got…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Leggy blond

I started out at Bogarts and spent about an hour. All the reviews I read were spot on with the top 3 “ladies” the best looking, in demand and were about the only ones…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

Fully nude VIPs, but low mileage

I went there on a Sunday Night around 10pm. It's located next to a Kristal in case you get hungry. There was plenty of parking available. $15 cover, no alcohol on premises, byob (which I…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Off night

Went a few weeks ago on a Saturday evening. The club has been described ad nauseam -and it hasn't and probably won't change -but here you go. Parking in fairly large fenced in lot…

Nikki's Roadhouse

Princeton, Ontario

Not quite as I remembered it.

I've been to Nikki's quite a few times but that was mostly pre covid. Me and a buddy decided to stop by this past Thursday as we hadnt been in nearly a year and recalled…

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Favorites with Odor Issues

I recently encountered 3 dancers with hygiene issues....1 with breath, and another with downstairs issues. It's unfortunate, as all 3 had been good options otherwise. Ultimately, I chose to move on from them, as it's not worth the drama of communicating the…

Politics

Blacksplaining needed

Recently in the club, I saw a black dude with a cap that said "So MLK Till You Can Malcolm". I think I get the general idea, but is this a meme with more subtle meanings?

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Slightly average, cold staff, but overall good enough

Environment was nice, but very cramped, despite it only being 50% full. When I walked in, I sat at the bar watching sports (with most of the employees, no one seemed too interested in speaking…

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, Texas

3rd time is not the charm

Gave it a 3rd chance hoping it would be "the charm" well... it wasn't. I arrived on a Thursday around 11:40ish and the club was pretty dead. 4 other guys and about 6-8 dancers. More…

Club Wandas

Montréal, Quebec

Trip up North

Great spot to try out when coming north of the boarder. There was a good selection of very attractive women, and a pretty friendly inviting atmosphere. I’ve spent most of my times at strip clubs…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Relaxed Sunday Afternoon

Arrived mid-afternoon on a Sunday afternoon. Parked in lot between building and street. There may be on side and in back, as well, so parking doesn't seem to be an issue. Upon entry, screened…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Successful visit

Headed to tattletales and try to get there around 1 or 1:30. Pulled in and was surprised no valet and not a lot of cars. Valet usually five plus tip and you can self park…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

The word of the day, "Lackluster"

This is an amalgamation of a few weekend visits in the last couple of months. The place is not that hard to find, just take the Smithton exit and make your way to the back…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

I Still Haven't Learned My Lesson

Like many of the reviewers on here, I have been far from impressed with GGR over the past several years due to the continued decrease in talent level, increase in dance prices, general apathy of…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Crowded fun with a huge variety of dancers, and some (intentional) fire!

Lacking any full nude clubs in North Carolina, my buddy and I took a trip down to SC to check out Nikita's. As others have said, the parking lot is a little tricky to get…

Hi Beams Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Exploratory visit

Was curious about the spot so I decided to stop in. As always parking is tough in this area. I parked about 2 blocks away and walked through the residential area to get to the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Monday

Decided to go in on a Monday because had some time to waste. Pulled into the parking lot which had around 6 or so cars in the parking lot. Went inside and paid…

Pussycat Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Bring Protection

Based on a sample size of two visits, one on a Tuesday night and the next the following afternoon, I have a different impression of this place from that of the sporadic, previous reviews. It…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Two Weekend Days

Club details - Plenty of safe parking available. Upon entering you pass thru a metal detector. The bouncer at the day knows me enough to wave me in. When you enter the club the main…

Pearls Cabaret

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

RIP to Pearls

Sad to report that this one I believe has gone out of business. Two separate attempts on my now annual North Myrtle Beach vacation (Oct 2nd - Monday, and Oct 6th - Friday), and this…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Tuesday afternoon was pretty normal

CR Bristol is kind of a neighborhood spot with a few travelers visiting like me from time to time. It’s a decent size, long oval bar with stage inside with 2 poles. Girls come down…

Pony Too

Madison, Alabama

Overall, nothing special. Talent was lackluster and club scene was a pass.

Arrived early afternoon. Like 2 to3 ish. Huge parking lot with like 2 cars. Wasn’t sure if it was even open based on the lack of activity. Dimly light upon entry. Headed over to the…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

elite strip in metro/detroit area

Had drinks at some bars with some buddies, decided to take a trip to Legends. This was pretty late we didn't get there until midnight. Got inside and it was awesome. Multi-floor strip club it…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Cool place. Hope for a good DJ

To start this place has a decent size parking lot but awkward shaped so it could be difficult to maneuver on a busy night. The inside has a good layout to it. One stage in…

Blush

Commack, New York

she was there and well worth it.

This is an update to the review I wrote two months ago. I’ve been going to this place on and off for a decade, most of the time in late afternoons. This was…

Mile High Club

Humble, Texas

Comfortable, reasonably high contact place to chill.

I posted a review of this place a few months ago and I found myself in the same situation again: checked out of the hotel with time to kill, to early to check in for…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Worth it

Went there on a Sun afternoon. It was a slow Sunday. Few dancers, maybe 5 or 6. But spotted a hot 27-year old and went to the VIP for dances. You pay $20 to the…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Centerfold- Another Slow Thursday

Recently stopped by this legendary rock strip club to see if there was any new talent since my last visit from a few months ago. Unfortunately not. It was a Thursday evening around 7pm, pulled…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Madison from Centerfolds

Is she here now? Great dancer!!!!!

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Lucky Friday the 13th

I figured between the Middle East turmoil and terrorists calling for jihad if the world was gonna go to hell I might as well be surrounded by sexy ladies and boobies. I arrived around 1:30 pm…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

This didn't take too long. And I loved it.

Score one for the good guys. That's me. We'll come back to that in a sec. The vibe at Delilah's Manville isn't like most other clubs. Much of the time Delilah's is as sleepy as the…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Burgers n Boobs

Tried my hand at this lovely little RESTURAUNT. Burgers and boobies is what I came for, and burgers and boobies is what I got. The venue was split into two areas smoking and non smoking. There…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Slow on a workday

This place is on the value side of the spectrum. Cheap cover ($7 and includes a high-mileage pat down :)), cheap beer ($6), plastic chairs. Only one decent looking girl, others were really…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Jupiter

I don't even know if anyone is going to see this, but I know that you're not supposed to air your beef with a specific dancer in the Reviews section so I am posting this here instead. I wanted to…

Club 21Twenty

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Just another day at the cafe

I went here on a Saturday afternoon. When I got there, there were no girl there yet, only the bartender. Had a few beers and girls trickled in. There were a few regulars I…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

First timer at tropical lei

This was my first time visit to Tropical Lei. Layout - You walk in and you see a small square stage with table seating. A bench facing the stage with bench and table seating around the…

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Double meanings

They can be a bitch: https://www.reddit.com/r/OnlyFans/

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Dive bar with a pole - fine if you treat it like that

Came here several months ago on a weeknight during a work trip. Hit up mpire earlier in the evening and then came next door to Camelot. Feels like a bit of a dive bar restaurant…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Slow but satisfying mid-week visit

This is a second visit in six month. In from out of town. The first visit was a Friday afternoon. I am not sure if I had not been there in daylight I would…

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Strippers with 🤢 skin?

Anyone ever have a stripper that genuinely grossed u out(with horrible skin)? Last time I went to breathless daytime, and they said I had to spend $30 at the bar b4 getting a dance, in a very condescending manner. (Doesn’t…

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Anyone else see the "ring of fire' eclipse?

Just a few glimpses through the clouds here in western Oregon. Beautiful 😍 though.

Delilah's Den Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Want to buy a strip club?

Some interesting reviews on Atlantic City strip clubs and how to bid on this one. https://wpgtalkradio.com/strip-club-in-atlantic-city-nj-for-sale/

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Tipping: Red States vs Blue States

Saw an interesting article that showed a map of the states with the best and worst tippers. Seeing it in graphical form made it easy to see a pattern. Red states were the best tippers. Blue states the worst.…

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Good Looking Trees

Y’all have trees you would just love to have in your front yard? (Weather no issue, let’s say it grows wherever your at) I was recently in Monterrey, California and one tree that’s common there is the Cypruss https://calscape.com/ExtData/allimages/Photos/Cupressus_macrocarpa_image56.jpg I fucking…

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Hot Teacher fired after school finds out about Onlyfans

Did you guys see that teacher that was fired for having an onlyfans account in Missouri? Wow she's a hottie, why didn't we have hot teachers like that growing up. Says she is pulling in like 10k a month lol. https://www.komu.com/news/state/missouri-teacher-who-performed-on-onlyfans-has-resigned-official-says/article_b12898c8-6d0f-53f2-aed1-99bcfafd0691.html#:~:text=St.%20Clair%20High%20School%20English,St.%20Louis%20Post%2DDispatch. https://twitter.com/brooklinlovexxx?lang=en https://onlyfans.com/brooklinlovexxx

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On strippers and polygamy

Most men that call themselves true mongers would never consider themselves to be in a relationship with their regular girl. That would be antithesis to the entire point of a strip club. No matter how much fun you have, if…

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How many south paws do we have Here?

I'm left handed. I'm curious to see how many of you are. They say roughly 10-15% of the population is a lefty. I'm interested in seeing if that estimate applies to the PL/stripper universe. I suppose worth noting, my mother…

Politics

Palestine, Israel, and Hamas - the long view

I have actually spent a lot of time thinking about what the right and moral way for Israel to handle Hamas, Gaza, and the Palestinians would be. The terrorist and Islamist element in Gaza and the West Bank must…

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Safe club?

Last strip club I went to felt so sketch (cheerleaders Philly around 10pm on a Wednesday) saw about 3 dudes who looked like they were ready to rob someone at any moment. Anyone got a suggestion for just a really…

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Can we all give thanks to the librarian who finally permanetly banned SJG

from the library. And maybe the judge who issued the restraining order too. Not all heroes wear capes.

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What’s the most you would pay for a one-night stand?

Swiss football (soccer) player Alisha Lehmann claims a famous celebrity offered her $100,000 for one night. She’s decent looking. Blonde. Pretty face but not uber hot. If you follow such things her claim to fame is her ass.…

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Chat Icon blinking now

OK, maybe it's just me. My Chat Icon started to blink today, and I noticed a few messages from like 4 & 5 months ago. Anyone else experience this?

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No more paying for extras

Her health insurance will pay you: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3921618/I-m-beans-Vegan-mother-drink-smoothies-friend-s-SPERM-swears-s-discovered-secret-not-catching-flu.html

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Entitlement - It's Not Just for Strippers Anymore

Olympic gymnast Mary Lou Retton is in ICU. Her daughter posted Instagram post asking for donations, specifically stating (a) she won't disclose details of her condition, and (b) she is not insured. Sure, honey.....happy to help. Your Mom was…

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Crazy shit

Name 2-3 crazy things you have done in your life, you would never consider doing again. 1) In my mid 20s, on 2 occasions, I bought an old shitbox, fixed it up until it complied with the rules and then…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Changes at Sweet Illusions

Visited last Friday. Saw new sign on communal lap dance room that said "VIP Lounge". Little private rooms now are numbered 1,2,3. Got dances with T****, best body/boobs in the lineup. Just magnificent. Went to kiss nipple,…