Is this what a strip club should be? Or as good as it gets?

I actually visited here twice, Sunday afternoon during the Pro Bowl and Tuesday night.

This is on a frontage road for an elevated highway, but easy to find. It is colorful, large signs, and well-lit - making it stand out. There is a food truck in the parking lot both visits, but I did not check it out. Inside it is massive, with three stages, three levels, a single bar, bathrooms in the back, lap dance room and VIP rooms near the front past the stage. If you sit on the tables near the wall you can see which dancers are being kept busy in the VIP and avoid sloppy seconds. I encountered some stanky pussy from one of the hottest dancers. The bathrooms are smaller than I remembered - recently remodeled? They have 2-for-1s every half-hour where all the dancers parade on stage and find a customer to take to the lap dance room (the songs seem cut short to me). Dancers who are not taken on the first pass must go back on stage for a group dance session and come back down to try again. They're supposed to offer you a cap or calendar, but I've never taken one.

Sunday afternoon was pretty awful. There was no cover and no bathroom troll, but there were less than ten dancers. 8 of the ten were not even worth consideration. The other two were both 9s. However, I only met one and do not remember her name. She seemed shy and unmotivated, and gave off newbie vibes. A hot little blonde, American but Latina-looking, studying nursing. She had great natural tits with a piercing through one nipple, an easy 9. She came up to me after one of the parades. The lap dances are topless only (no pasties) and have varying mileage. It's mostly a session to upsell to VIP, but she did not. Nor was she sure when the two for one ended. She did not offer me additional dances or try to upsell. She grinded some, but almost no mileage whatsoever despite plenty of two-way. So very little happened that short visit, but I knew I was coming back later that week. Sunday afternoon cover: $0. Bottles domestic: $6.75. semi-private lap dance: $40