The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Good time, but it’s a journey to get there!
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fredoo
Feb 7, 2024, 7:32 PM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Thursday Evening
Firstly, for people who know this was THE spot a few years back. I remember it was $140 in the back room and extras friendly and the talent was good. Then SF went through SF things (we all see it online with the struggles of this city) and Covid happened and here we are today. So my first visit to this club after 5ish years and here’s my review.
My buddies and I went in just a little past 7 (which is when the club opens) and obviously things were slow.
Pro-parking tip - park at the parking garage on mission and walk. It’s probably a 5ish min walk, but I think that garage is safer than most street parking areas.
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