Let's not get it twisted, we actually don't love strip clubs

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Muddy
USA
We just love banging filthy whores. Let's not give the middle man too much credit now.

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ilbbaicnl
a year ago
Generally they're not filthy. That mud you're finding on them must be rubbed off from you.
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shadowcat
a year ago
We're all different. I just like to get out of the house.
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drewcareypnw
a year ago
Muddy speaks wisdom. The structure provided by the SC is useful to me though:

* no pre-booking required
* low risk space at low cost compared to OC, IC, or Hotel
* see the goods before trying (LDA)
* try before renting (VIP)
* variety of girls
* can be in and out, figuratively and literally, in 30 minutes
* built in deniability: "I was just looking" or "it was just a lap dance"

...it works well for me.
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wld4tatas
a year ago
Nonsense, we love strip clubs.
Most of us don't host at home, and don't want the cost and hassle of arranging an appointment OTC.
Drew has a great list there.
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wallanon
a year ago
I'm still a fan of clubs. It took me years to decide I wanted to see dancers OTC. The issue I've got with local clubs is I know too many girls in every club near my town. If I want to have the "new face" experience I have to travel now lol.
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Jascoi
a year ago
the sc is a venue that gives me access to the girls i like.
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Context21
a year ago
I like the clubs hate the music.
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Huntsman
a year ago
I go for the articles. Oh wait, wrong excuse.
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PAWG_Patrol
a year ago
Smoking blunts at Follies surrounded by 30 women during day shift felt like heaven on earth. But no other club has come close to that feeling! 😂
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Dolfan
a year ago
I like strip clubs. I also love banging strippers. The two are not mutually exclusive.

I also love bacon and french fries, no rule says I can't have both. Unless you ask my cardiologist, but I think he's full of shit and it's really the spinach cucumbers that are clogging my arteries and he's trying to pay back his student loans.
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ilbbaicnl
a year ago
The primary purpose of the club is the safety of the strippers. Not necessary in my case, as I am never threatening/coercive.

For non-extras dancers, their SO is less likely to suspect them of fucking PLs if it stays in the club.
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georgmicrodong
a year ago
@Muddy doesn't speak for me.
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Puddy Tat
a year ago
@drewcareypnw nailed it, at least when I was an extras guy. I've hung up that jimmy hat for the time being. Now it's more about chilling with a nice view, getting some dances and getting me riled up for her later.
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HedonistBG
a year ago
@Muddy If that's all you care about then you should go to brothels, not strip clubs. I find brothels boring. And the more strip clubs become like brothels, the more boring they are to me.
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Muddy
a year ago
Haha let's not take it too seriously, just dumb jokes. Yes I love strip clubs too...too much perhaps.
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Studme53
a year ago
C’mon - who doesn’t love a good bathroom troll ?
They make you feel both pity and resentment simultaneously.
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JimGassagain
a year ago
Bippity, boppity, bacon!!
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JamesSD
a year ago
Naked ladies dancing on stage.

Mostly naked ladies walking around acting extra friendly.

I don't mind strip clubs at all but yes, without the women they are worthless
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stripperlover777
a year ago
I Love Strip Clubs
StripperLover777, LOL
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Jascoi
a year ago
"without the women they are worthless". true. although the over the top ladyboys can be a sight. (but i prefer the real ladies.)
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misterorange
a year ago
drewcareypnw best post in a year
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