Let's not get it twisted, we actually don't love strip clubs

Muddy
USA
We just love banging filthy whores. Let's not give the middle man too much credit now.

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ilbbaicnl
10 months ago
Generally they're not filthy. That mud you're finding on them must be rubbed off from you.
shadowcat
10 months ago
We're all different. I just like to get out of the house.
drewcareypnw
10 months ago
Muddy speaks wisdom. The structure provided by the SC is useful to me though:

* no pre-booking required
* low risk space at low cost compared to OC, IC, or Hotel
* see the goods before trying (LDA)
* try before renting (VIP)
* variety of girls
* can be in and out, figuratively and literally, in 30 minutes
* built in deniability: "I was just looking" or "it was just a lap dance"

...it works well for me.
wld4tatas
10 months ago
Nonsense, we love strip clubs.
Most of us don't host at home, and don't want the cost and hassle of arranging an appointment OTC.
Drew has a great list there.
wallanon
10 months ago
I'm still a fan of clubs. It took me years to decide I wanted to see dancers OTC. The issue I've got with local clubs is I know too many girls in every club near my town. If I want to have the "new face" experience I have to travel now lol.
Jascoi
10 months ago
the sc is a venue that gives me access to the girls i like.
Context21
10 months ago
I like the clubs hate the music.
Huntsman
10 months ago
I go for the articles. Oh wait, wrong excuse.
PAWG_Patrol
10 months ago
Smoking blunts at Follies surrounded by 30 women during day shift felt like heaven on earth. But no other club has come close to that feeling! 😂
Dolfan
10 months ago
I like strip clubs. I also love banging strippers. The two are not mutually exclusive.

I also love bacon and french fries, no rule says I can't have both. Unless you ask my cardiologist, but I think he's full of shit and it's really the spinach cucumbers that are clogging my arteries and he's trying to pay back his student loans.
ilbbaicnl
10 months ago
The primary purpose of the club is the safety of the strippers. Not necessary in my case, as I am never threatening/coercive.

For non-extras dancers, their SO is less likely to suspect them of fucking PLs if it stays in the club.
georgmicrodong
10 months ago
@Muddy doesn't speak for me.
Puddy Tat
10 months ago
@drewcareypnw nailed it, at least when I was an extras guy. I've hung up that jimmy hat for the time being. Now it's more about chilling with a nice view, getting some dances and getting me riled up for her later.
HedonistBG
10 months ago
@Muddy If that's all you care about then you should go to brothels, not strip clubs. I find brothels boring. And the more strip clubs become like brothels, the more boring they are to me.
Muddy
10 months ago
Haha let's not take it too seriously, just dumb jokes. Yes I love strip clubs too...too much perhaps.
Studme53
10 months ago
C’mon - who doesn’t love a good bathroom troll ?
They make you feel both pity and resentment simultaneously.
JimGassagain
10 months ago
Bippity, boppity, bacon!!
JamesSD
10 months ago
Naked ladies dancing on stage.

Mostly naked ladies walking around acting extra friendly.

I don't mind strip clubs at all but yes, without the women they are worthless
stripperlover777
9 months ago
I Love Strip Clubs
StripperLover777, LOL
Jascoi
9 months ago
"without the women they are worthless". true. although the over the top ladyboys can be a sight. (but i prefer the real ladies.)
misterorange
9 months ago
drewcareypnw best post in a year
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