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Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Overall best spot imo

this is probably going to be my go to spot when ever I’m in town. Club is located in a decent area with its own big parking lot. It was free. No valet bs Cover…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Duo singing a wonderful song

As has been written before.m this is a video/sex toy store and old fashion Times Square live girl show place. The girls are in ‘little closets’ behind a glass partition. If you want to discuss…

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Stripperlover… This rick has gotta ask you something…

Now this rick is not going to criticize the obsessive posting of photos, but I gotta know what is going through your lil hairless ape mind? Is it the drugs? If so, try drinkin’ Jack. That stuff even helps you…

FKK Forum

Canadian Spas, Tijuana, and FKKs are Better than Indy Escorts

Many escorts want so much personal screening information. In return, so many are 20 years older than their pictures, 40 pounds heavier than their pictures, or robs. https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-woman-accused-setting-her-224359250.html Personally, I think the Toronto scene (ie. Allure massage, Cafe Atlantis club,…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Taboo Rush Hour

Stopped by recently after the immediately adjacent club XO was found empty. Upon arriving the administrator and bouncer were fighting with a group who thought they should be exempt from the $20 cover. Although…

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An Ode To Eva Longoria and MILFs Wverywhere

This morning I was reading an article on USA Today about Eva Longoria being up for some Woman of the Year Award. These days she is more of a director than an actress. To me she’s off the charts…

Ildas place II

Queens, New York

Thick mature Latinas

If you don't like thick mature Latinas...well this club won't be for you! Cougar City! Visited on a Saturday night around 11pm. Club is in the Elmhurst neighborhood of Queens. Which to most is a…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

A fine place to enjoy some beers and dancing

I had drive by this place a few times leaving work, and against my better judgement decided, eh what the hell - let’s see what the burbs has to offer. The club is on a…

About LDKs ... the good, the bad, and the sticky

An LDK (or "lapgasm" in other online places) occurs when a guy cums in his pants due to the friction caused by a dancer during a high-contact lap dance or VIP session. It's a topic that comes up often enough in strip-club-related forums that it's worth having a round-up article that captures often-stated opinions and realities. As usual, these are my opinions and thoughts. I'm expecting some debate and disagreement (especially since I'm not an LDK guy, except on two occasions long ago). === DO GUYS REALLY CUM IN THEIR PANTS? Yes, absolutely. And though it's not a majority of strip club customers, the demographic is also larger than a handful. There are enough guys who LDK that it comes up semi-regular in…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

Decent eye candy and vibe

Chez Paree was my second stop among downtown Montreal strip clubs. I didn't have terribly high expectations and as such I wasn't disappointed. The club is on a side street under a marquee that looks…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

Scoping out Downtown

I've never heard a lot of good things about the strip clubs in downtown Montreal but my hotel was just a few blocks from a few of them so I figured it was worth checking…

Seduction

Atlanta, Georgia

No More Rain In This Cloud

I pulled up to this place about 5:15. I found out they charge for parking starting at 7 pm, it’s 20 bucks. They charge a 20 dollar cover starting at 10 pm. The club is…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

There’s Always One Great One

Typical Tuesday at noon walking into Hilighter. Great parking in the daylight hours, free and large. Door guys just wave you through at noon on a Tuesday. This place is looking a bit worn but…

The Red Room

Port Richey, Florida

Not my night but chill and I will be back.

It is a small place. Even with that it is comfortable and fun. When you enter the bar is right in front of you. It goes from the the far left to the stage area/seating.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Oh I love a rainy night!

It t’was a reigny” Saturday night! I got here around 7:30 pm and paid a $10 cover after going through the metal detector. Saw a blonde cougar here by herself and a couple of other…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Kittens

The clubs in Seattle have been dead the last couple of months, especially during the day. That's true for Kittens, Pandoras and Lake City Deja Vu. Went here at the end of the month thinking things…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

$20 Per Visit to Lapdance Area?

Went here for the first time last night (a Friday), and it was $20 each separate time you brought someone to the lapdance area. Overly taxing when you want to try dances from different girls. Never going back there.

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

A quick and normal visit

It's Thursday night, around 9 PM, and I find myself back at the club. It's been a while since my last visit. There's a slight drizzle outside, but inside, the club still has that arid,…

Club Boom Boom

Akron, Ohio

Good time , nothing special .

Went in around 12-close on a Thursday night. They had about 4 girls working 1 hot aa early 20's a really hot AA with curly hair and perfect tits. A girl that's barely 18…

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No Screencaps on PMs at TUSCL

How am I suppose to send a copy of this bonkers PM I received out of nowhere telling me to go fuck myself if I can't screenshot? I'm hoping this guy just has tourettes and he wasn't really responding to…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Slow start, but a good finish

Arrived mid afternoon and the place was empty: No dancers on stage, 2 customers, barmaid was talking to one of them and a guy was restocking the bar. I got a beer ($4.50) and thought…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

DO NOT Waste YOUR Time

I was in the area and I decided there is a club here in the city so I went in for a drink and to pass sometime. I park in a parking lot around the…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Back after a short hiatus - Friday Afternoon Not Too busy

Club details - Plenty of safe parking available. Upon entering you pass thru a metal detector. The bouncer at the day knows me enough to wave me in. When you enter the club the main…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Good Fun

Stopped in last Friday, July 14th around 530. $10 Cover....Drinks are cheap like $7 for beer. I don't bother with shots and it's not like there's a cocktail menu. Maybe 15 girls in the place.…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Place peaked years ago. But it’s still OK.

Visited before midnight on a Friday. Cover was $30 and coat check was $3. Bar on the right as you walk in had a couple of empty seats. To the side of the bar are…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

The Palace, a break from solitude

Recently I found myself in San Antonio. I was on a road trip that took me through the great state of Texas. I am by nature a loner, but even I have a need for…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Busier than usual

Good 'ol BJ's. Its about 5-10 min south of Elgin on a Highway with not much else around. Its at the very end of a divided stretch of highway where you have to…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Float On

I'll go chronologically : The parking lot is huge and free $10 cover the bartender takes when you sit at the bar You get a "complimentary" soft drink or water bottle. The bartender often asks if you'd…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Great Time, Lowkey Spot

First off, I’ve been here before but I’ve always stopped by on my way through to a business trip — usually midday on a weekday. It’s usually pretty dead at that time, as most…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Probably not coming back.

Not much to say in this review because not much happened. Arrived, parking lot seemed safe. Next door is an Adult Video Store/Novelty shop. No door person on this night and walked in without a…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Decent time on a slow night

Went in on a Tuesday evening just to check it out. The parking lot is fenced in and well lit if safety or discresion is a concern. I walked in and the door lady said…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

AM fun with Andrea

I showed up just after 8am for tho monthly ‘nipples & nibbles’ event (they open at 8am on the 1st friday of each month). They also offer coffee and a breakfast spread; I didn’t have…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

2 for Friday after a 14 year gap between visits...

Since I was in Huntsville on business and we ended the boring conference early I decided to go some where I had not been in roughly 14 years. Well in 14 years time a lot…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Mmmmmm Midweek

Getting a chance to change up from weekends to weekdays, gave me an interesting perspective on Pandora’s. Driving southbound on Lake City Way I was actually tempted to try a different club. Drove…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

It's a mixed bag

Oasis is best known for wild incosistency, and this visit was no different. Especially now since cheerleaders has gone to shit, i find myself stopping by more often. Location wise it's on a long strip…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Newport News, Virginia

At least the drinks were cheap.

Was only in town for two nights so after meetings I popped into headlights, after making my way through security I was able to find a seat with a view of the stage a get…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Couple Fun

I was in town with my wife and after a few drinks at dinner we decided going to a strip club would be fun...it was. Parked in the gravel lot, payed the $5 each…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Miss Yesteryear and Hot Milfs

Made a return to Rest a bit this week. Been going to rest a bit for many years. Good local bar with lots of older Brazilian dancers of all shapes and sizes. My go…

The Whiskey

Seminole, Florida

Old Fashioned Lap Dance

First stop at the Whisky in over a year. $10 cover and wanded to enter thru a curtain door. $5 beer at the bar - did not see a waitress. Bathroom was dirty…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Hot girls | Expensive | Heavy club hustle

This place had the hottest girls I’ve seen in Detroit. Parking was $20 I don’t think I payed a cover (I forget). Mandatory coat check. They were not too strict on dress code. There may…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Sexy black girls | Party vibe | Expensive

Pulled up tot his club and parked for $20 in the lot the have. Pretty big was empty when I came. -Coatcheck $5 I think -Cover 20$ or $25 -Non alc drink 8$ I wanted to put…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Foreplay has been closed for many months

According to the May 4, 2023 minutes of the Baltimore Liquor Board, the owner of Foreplay intends to voluntarily close the club until the license could be transferred. https://llb.baltimorecity.gov/sites/default/files/May%204%202023.pdf I’ve driven through The Block several times since last May during busy hours…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

Potential for greatness but I made a mistake .

After reading the reviews I was hesitant to go, expecting it to be underwhelming but I was in the area so I go for it. I have my ID and fee ready and step in…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Unique place with fun to be had but can get boring

Conveniently located off NJ 35 next to a Pizza place and a liquor store but this isn't a BYOB place. Entry is 20 bucks and $7 for a drink usually but you can get half…

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Photos section abuse

@founder The bot called "stripperlover777" continues to make comments with an automatic upvote to itself, and just now when I went to look through photos, I just gave up because the bot is posting stock photos of nature and other random…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Mediocre Tuesday

I arrived about 6:30, I have to come from about an hour south so when I first get in I like to just relax check out who is there before entertaining any back room fun.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Synn is my usual go-to most of the time

I think there are enough reviews describing the place. As i live in the IE, an hour drive but worth it compared to the local offerings/extras. Parking lot is packed on a weekend night. Sometimes…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Birthday weekend Part #2

Context: Birthday weekend and was there from 2:30 AM- 5:00 AM. Slid to the club after leaving a party to end the celebration right. Parking: $20 to park yourself Entrance: Light pat down by 2…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

A fairly decent way to spend an hour

I pulled into the parking lot at about 6:15 PM, and the number of cars indicated that it probably wasn't going to be terribly busy inside. The parking lot is fenced, so there's a degree…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

quickie at PM

Stopped by PM around 2:00 PM on a Tuesday afternoon for a quick drive by . Standard Pat down and cover at the door .. wasnt…

Diamonds & Lace Showbar

Chattanooga, Tennessee

Friendly and clean with easy parking.

Two of us were in town for the evening on business and decided we'd come see what Chattanooga had to offer. Finding the club was easy as the sign was bright and the parking was…

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Surge Pricing in Clubs

It’s been in the news this week that Wendy’s may roll out surge pricing next year. They will utilize dynamic menu pricing based upon the time of day and demand. I don’t use Uber that often, but apparently…

Fringe Gentlemen's Lounge and Grill

Morristown, New Jersey

Empty but Decent.

Stopped by on a Thursday night around 10:30PM. No cover, (and nobody at the door). Long circular bar on right, separate from the dancer's catwalk which is in the center, and…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Another good visit with some disappointment

This is one of my favorite strip clubs because it's close and usually a reliably fun experience. Parking is easy (and free) at an adjacent municipal parking lot. You enter the door and go down the…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Gallaghers 2000 is fun again?! I think we're back?!

I am writing this review after visiting on back-to-back days, on Wednesday and Thursday during the same week. I have been visiting Gallaghers since it had a much bigger party scene 15-20 years ago... and…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Favorite Club In Sac

I've been going to Gold Club Centerfolds every few months since before they closed during the pandemic. Even after they reopened, it's still stayed my favorite chill club in this area. The place is clean.…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Can be good if you can get the right girl

Went on a Friday night 5 to about 6:30 and then again from 9 to 10. This review covers both. Huge place with two Bars. Lots of customers both early evening and after…

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How can you tell if a review is AI generated?

This is a new item when Rejecting/Accepting. Thoughts?

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Better than expected

I was in town for work and decided to stop by since it was right down the street from my hotel. I had a great time. There was a 10 dollar cover, and I went…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Sunday Too Late

Sunday evening used to be one of the best times in my book to visit. But that was pre pandemic. I’d argue day time, doesn’t seem to matter which day is good also. Just not…

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Spring Training--Force Ranking the 26 MLB markets

So, for funsies I thought we should force rank the clubbing scene in the 26 MLB markets (I'm counting Oakland as SF, but you can dispute this or even count them as LV if you want). Note: Do we…

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Smash or Pass?

https://tuscl.net/photos :D

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Disappointing visit on a Sunday

I decided to visit EB on a Sunday afternoon as I was passing by. The parking lot is still half unpaved and filled with potholes. I was waved into the club without a cover charge…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Times have changed

This is a very overdue review. Stopped in here on a Friday night about a year ago. I’ve been out of the strip club scene for some time (like more than a…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Best in area, worth a visit

Best Trenton / Nearby PA club in my opinion. Barring happy hours drinks are $5-10 depending on what you get. $25 dance, $250 for a half hour VIP which includes a drink. Club is slow…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Ok time at Just Enuff

I visited Just Enuff late on a Saturday evening. I was lucky and got a spot in their small parking lot as someone else left. If that hadn’t happened, I might have turned around and…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

Lately

Anyone been in any time recently? Anything good happening? Any new girls? Any of the same girls still there? Thinking on making the trip

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Reopened 3/1/24

https://www.metrotimes.com/news/after-four-long-years-ypsis-deja-vu-showgirls-strip-club-is-back-in-business-35599790

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Hot Cubans / Private Dances

Showed up about 10:30 PM on a Wednesday night. $10.00 cover charge at the door. The place was filled with women, at least 35 of them through out the place. There were…

Purple Diamond

Memphis, Tennessee

Decent time, Would return

Short version: The dancers were on average slightly less attractive than at Gold Club, but I had a much better time at Purple Diamond. Purple Diamond is next to a run down strip mall. There were…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Dull three visits

Went to Gold club to check things out. $10 cover, $7 cokes. Security was somewhat heavy, Memphis is crime ridden though the club's location seems safe. On a weekday there were a dozen girls…

Night Shift

Baltimore, Maryland

pleasantly surprised

Living in DC, clubs are pretty expensive, as either they don't have cover but expensive drinks or dances are ridiculously priced. So, I liked that there was no cover and drinks were cheap. I only…

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Philly Nude Clubs

I'm trying to identify Nude clubs in Philly and the suburbs. These days, most seem to be just topless, or even Bikini. Below is what I have identified. Am I missing any? Outer Space (limited hours; used to be later…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Good for what it is

This sums up two visits day and night shift. Decent amount of parking. Simple id check and $5 cover. Big stage in the middle with seats around the stage. Only a couple tables with barstools. Booths…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Slow Saturday at Rhino

Went Sat around 10pm. I don’t need to describe the place for the 1000th time. They did install fog machines at the stage so it can get a little hard to see at times. There were…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not the best night I have ever had -- but look for Kiwi

I went to “the Pic” off the west end of Roosevelt Boulevard after The Pearl and OSC (both) were closing early on a Thursday night about 8:15 pm. Arrived at the Pic about 9…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Wednesday afternoon visit

Visited on a Wednesday early afternoon. Parking is in front of building and also across the street. No issue finding a space. Entering the bar manager sits at a desk on the left and dj…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

Better than expected

I thought I had put a review in of Bare Assets but apparently not so here does from my visit at the beginning of February. It is a small club, I think $8 cover when I…

Hustler Club

Nashville, Tennessee

A nice nightclub, but if you're looking for any real adult fun, look elsewhere.

The physical space of this club is typical, and on the good side of things actually. It's not gross, it's actually pretty clean/nice. Not "high end gentleman's club" by any means, but just…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Off day

Went in for my more or less monthly vivide visit yesterday. Probably 10 ladies on the floor when I arrived just before 2pm and about double that when I left an house later. $10 cover…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Decent Time but VIP too expensive

Went on a Sunday night (arrived early for a week of work in SF). Was there from 9ish to midnight and it was pretty empty. This is a nice clean club and patrons seem to…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Weekend visit at the Rhyno

Entered the club without much expectation. Upon entering you are wander down and I payed a $10 cover. Once you enter you are greeted with smoke clouds and loud music. My type of place. It’s…

Sophia's

Las Vegas, Nevada

What happened in Vegas

Was in Vegas for a night with nothing to do, so I made my way to Sophia's. As an out of towner, you will be charged extra at the door if you take a cab.…

Heartbeats Exotic Nightclub

Springfield, Michigan

Thursday night was meh...

I went in late on a Thursday night. Normally while in battle creek I go to the other club for their cigar bar but they were having a male stripper night so heartbeats it was. Parking…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Afternoon at OZ was ok after no fun at Atlantis

I visited OZ on a Tuesday afternoon after leaving a very slow Atlantis club. I arrived at Atlantis around 12:30 and saw 1-2 dancers none of which interested me. I stayed for 15-20 minutes hoping…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

Update regarding this club's dancer lineup

I submitted a review of this place a few months ago. This is just an update. Before that update, though, a brief summary of my previous review, written with the help of ChatGPT: ============================= I visited this…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Lots of fun and got a lot of attention.

I haven't been to BC in quite some time. I was not disappointed. The set up hasn't changed: it's a big club, well lit, well kept, and clean. When you walk in: the 2-level stage…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Smokin hot talent on the Blvd.

This is a review of my Saturday experience at Risque on Feb 24th. The cover on this night was $20 which was expected because I arrived late around 12:25am. The club has a circular…

Tijuana

Front room etiquette in HK

I have indulged in some extreme debauchery in the club - fucking with dildos and FIV with girls in shaving cream shows, sucking on tits during fichas and in my book, the best ficha experience, being able to lightly finger…

Tijuana

Cascadas Room Type Recommendation

Will be at HK for 2 nights on Tues 3/12 & Wed 3/13 and planning to stay at Cascadas for the first time. I’m already aware of the Tues night 70% off & Wed 20% off with the VIP card.…

Vixens

Salem, Oregon

Vixens oh Vixens

So as others noted this is not a traditional strip club but rather a "lingerie studio" where you pay $100 for a room and a half-hour with the girl. The rest is up to you…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Tuesday night free entry but not busy

Entry cost is still 20 but once I showed the IG promotion, I was let in free of charge. Nothing has changed inside. You still need to pay 7 for a drink. I ordered a room…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Disappointing afternoon visit

Was passing through the area and thought I would visit. Haven’t been in awhile. Was a Sunday afternoon about 4:00 pm so no cover charge. When you walk in there is small stage on the…

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Day shift ftw

I never leave unsatisfied. Maybe I'm just lucky or decent looking or youngish. But I see old guys leave looking satisfied too so I think it's worth it for everyone. $5 cover, $6 mandatory drink. $50…

The Tip Top Club and Bar

Eureka, California

Had to visit, not sure it's worth it

I had an opportunity to visit and I took it. I am not much for night time fun and would rather they open in the afternoon but hey. It is only open Wed-Sun…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

DEAD as a doornail

I will not describe the place as any different than i have seen on here a dozen or so times. Entered around 1:30. About 6 or so dancers maybe the same amount of customers.…

Peppermint Hippo Reno

Reno, Nevada

In town for work

Had a free night after a work conference and this was the closest club, it looked nice enough so I figured why not? Walked in at about 945. Cover was 10 bucks at this time, ID…

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Blazing Saddles is 50 years old.

https://www.npr.org/2024/02/29/1234699365/blazing-saddles-mel-brooks Would it be made in todays world? I doubt it.

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See what happens when you don't tip.

Full story and photo: https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/stack-cash-battery-653980?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Do the dancers get fully nude onstage or just with private dances

Question in title

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Late Tuesday night

Checked in at Coli on a late Tuesday night after 11 PM. Pulled into the entrance the mandatory valet parking ($10 with tip). At the entrance there is a booth that had an ID check…

L. A. Grand Club

Los Angeles, California

Not for me but I try it one more time

Finally had the chance to try this place out. Located between Olympic and 11 st in Grand Ave in downtown LA. Very close from crypto arena, like a 5 min walk. I went after the…

Politics

GUTFELD! Trump at the Black Conservatives Federation

This is 8 minutes long, the first 4 mins or so is priceless. The audience had a BLAST! You don't need to be "politically correct" all the time. Gutfeld is my new Zen Master since Craig Ferguson left CBS 10…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Extremely dead night

I been to the 19th Hole several times now since I have a thing for black women. I’ve never seen it this dead before especially on a Saturday evening. The club is easy to get…

Tijuana

Flights to the TJ Airport

Apparently American Airlines has started flights from Phoenix to the Tijuana airport. Played with the site for a bit and prices seem reasonable.

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Not bad for daytime

I visited a few times during the day shift recently (between 2 and 5). The bar is a big square with plenty of seating. Very quiet atmosphere. Two dancers on stage at a time. Dollar…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Choose wisely Grasshopper

Mick Jagger wrote "I can't get no satisfaction" in 1965, perhaps after a visit to Cheetahs in San Diego. That seems to be the prevailing sentiment about this place. But...... It is located in the end…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

Sunday Funday

As I’ve said before Sam’s is a bar with strippers. I went here on a Sunday not expecting much. However, I ended up having way more fun than I planned. So to get things started,…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Missed the Girl I Was Looking for But Still a Good Time

Drove myself there on a Friday night around 11:30pm, paid cover (about $50), and walked in. Of course, immediately pounced on while walking in, but host was with me and he escorted me to…

Heartbreakers Gentlemen's Club

Dickinson, Texas

Afternoon Delight

Came here during the day after skipping work. Free cover until 7 pm, but was told there was a two drink minimum, so I got a water for $2.50 and was able to get by…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

This place is not fun anymore.

So I live out of town and when I am in town I always try to stop by. This review I was in town late January on a Friday. Roughly around 2-3pm. I ended up…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

In and out quick. Will be back.

This place is a dive bar with great amount of parking. As soon as you walk in it smells like smoke. Now I honestly can’t remember cause it was a bit early, there may have…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

2nd visit place is a bust | Odd Cuban vibes

2nd visit here wanted to check out day shift. Place is a bust. Same Cuban chicks working doubles. Free parking and $10 or $15 cover again I forget. Booths where $20 and seats on floor where…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Fun first time for this gringo

I don't speak a lick of Spanish so I knew communication would be tricky, but it was well worth the journey. Cover charge was $5 on a Monday afternoon, and beers were $6 at the bar.…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

May Have Lost Its Luster

Drove to Chica's parked in their parking lot which isn't great but was ok. Was early afternoon on a Friday (1pm), entered without a cover. Walked in and there was probably one other…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Ebony Inn on a Saturday.

Went to Ebony Inn last Saturday and it was good time. This is mostly a lapdance club, $10 a dance. The dancers are extremely friendly, and looking to please, they definitely "touch" as the customers…

Booby Trap On The River

Miami, Florida

Mixed Feelings about BT OTR, may go back!

Overall had a good experience at BTR. Went for the first time at about 2am after a night out, and honesty was pretty dead on a Thursday night. Pretty much everywhere you read online, BT…

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Penny wise/pound foolish

In Desires a very attractive dancer, whom I had never seen, came over, introduced herself and sat down. Bought her a cocktail and later water for her friend and when she asked if I wanted a couple of dances, I…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Completely dead on an early Monday night.

Caveat before I get into the details. This was a Monday in the early evening. This was absolutely hands down the lamest club experience I've ever had. The club is located at 44th st.…

Moonlight Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Is Moonlight still open?

This used to be my favorite place many years ago. Wondering if it is still open? Thanks

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Relaxing for what it is.

Mandatory vallet. But there was only like 4 customers at most. Vallet dude really cool let me self park payed him $7. Once you walk in you pay cover which I think was $10 I forget…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

Amazing yet inconsistent trip

Parking Well lit parking, with the guy that takes entrance fees looking right at the parking lot. I felt safe leaving my car there. Security You pay the fee ($20 no drink required), he asks…

Showgirls Gentlemens Club

Cathedral City, California

Nice friendly place but not my thing

I generally don't like just topless places in California because they usually turn out to just be one step above a bikini bar, however this is the only club in the entire Coachella Valley and…

Grandview Live Gentleman's Club

Daytona Beach, Florida

Probably better on a weekend

Was in Daytona for work and decided to drop in . I know Wednesdays probably aren’t the most exciting time to drop into a club but I’m surprised they were even open. Parking and doormen were…

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Going on Vacation

I'll be away for a while Fill this thread with things you want me to work on when I get back

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Favorite line, lines or stanza of any song ever recorded.

Every day when I get home from work, I feel so frustrated, the boss is a jerk. So, I grabbed my sticks and go out to the shed and I banged on the drum like it was the boss' head.…

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Detroit and St Louis trip

Great news, well for me anyway. I will be in Detroit one night 3/23, then fly to St Louis for the week before another night in Detroit 3/29.

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Focus in Club - Look Only, Socialize, or Both?

Sometimes when I go to clubs, I just want to focus on the stage sets, and bury myself in my thoughts and a drink. Other times, I'm at least open to some barside company, or even welcome it. In situations when I…

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You Don't Need to Go to a Strip Club to see a naked woman in Venice Beach...

This story is...really something https://www.tmz.com/2024/02/28/naked-woman-fight-venice-beach-los-angeles-spiked-clubs/

Politics

Super Bowl is Racist?

I am thoroughly confused. Pre-Super Bowl all the social media chatter was how the MAGA crowd hated Taylor Swift Now this BLM activist says the opposite - being a Swifty is racist and the whole Super Bowl was a…

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Jeopardy Obscene Gesture

Social media is all abuzz about her “obscene gesture” But no article explains what it is. I guess I’m old and out of touch. https://youtube.com/shorts/XHuEdfg3c6A?si=SbC5KIhVdUrgpkX_

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Are these expensive OTC's even worth it anymore?

A lot these girls want $500 now. It's becoming sort of standard. They might settle for 4. But 3 I would think is fair just ain't doing it no more. Alright let's say we do 5. Then a hotel, we'll…

Tijuana

You can have it all in HK

I am sure that we all appreciate different kinds of beauties. I don’t think any man would be fixated with say only blondes. One of the best things about my experiences at HK is that I have been with such…

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Tuesday afternoon recommendations

Wondering which is the best spot in dallas for a Tuesday afternoon evening. Went to BDD but it was pretty empty. Was surprised to see that not all stages were filled.l today Looking for something that is not a dive.…

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For Blah: A discussion about boobs

Has this already been reviewed on TUSCL? I would be shocked if this is not where I originally heard about it. I was looking at a great pair of tits the other day, and noticed that the nips…

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TUSCL feature request: mark all alerts read

The new site seems excellent, but there is one more feature I think is definitely needed (unless I'm missing something). I started a discussion and got over 30 alerts on TUSCL about replies, etc. the first day, and over 30…

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Industrial Strip (IN) vs Florida clubs (Tampa)

Moved from Chicagoland to just south of Tampa. Was wondering what club would make me feel most at home to Industrial Strip in Northern Indiana. I'm not really looking for FS extras, but a great lap dance at…

Politics

The problem with Leftist groupthink and hypocritical liberal intolerance

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/02/tom-cotton-new-york-times/677546/

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Unusual stripper rules

I usually do not have any problems while doing lap dances in local clubs because I have done hundreds of them and know what the norms are. The two exceptions are one time when a stripper got angry because I…

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Smash or Pass?

https://tuscl.net/photo/13850 :D

Politics

AP: Killing nursing student out for run underscores fears of solo female athlete

Let me correct this Headline for AP: "Nursing Student Killed By Known Violent Illegal Alien from Venezuela in USA since September 22, 2022" The real story is about violent illegals allowed lose in America, not that women need to be…

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Smash or Pass?

https://tuscl.net/photo/13841 :D

Politics

I stand before you today, not only as your past and hopefully future president b

Title couldn’t say it all. “I stand before you today, not only as your past and hopefully future president but as a proud political dissident. I am a dissident.” ~ Donald J (Jesus?) Trump aka The Donald, The Teflon Don ~ Racist, Rapist,…

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Pompano triangle

Ive never been to a Miami strip club but will be heading down to pompano for a day trip Saturday afternoon, and will be visiting the clubs I was hoping to get some advice on what to expect from each…

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Pompano triangle trip

I’m planning on making a trip next week to hit the big three in Pompano and wanted to ask some questions. What are typically the best days of the week and times (day shift and night shift) to go? What…

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Smash or Pass?

https://tuscl.net/photo/13837 :D

Politics

Latest poll of presidential scholars: Lincoln 1, Biden 14, Rgn 16 & Trump last

https://www.uh.edu/news-events/stories/2024/february/02152024-presidential-greatness-survey.php I'm sure all the MAGA fanboys will be convinced by this.😂 But a wide range of scholars were sampled. Biden's biggest accomplishments so far IMO are (1) beating Trump and stopping the decline of America's global standing that Trump started, and…