Restaurant "Reviews"
misterorange
FUCK Joe Biden
Saturday, April 20, 2024 3:58 PM
You ever go into a restaurant or a regular bar and instinctively start taking mental notes as if you were gonna write a TUSCL review on the place? This doesn't enter my mind when I'm at a place I know well, but whenever I visit a restaurant/bar for the first time I'm checking off boxes from the moment I pull into the parking lot. How busy is it, are there potholes, type of neighborhood. Then inside I'm scanning for general layout, size of the bar vs seating area, liquor selection, interesting decorations, anything that might be useful for a review.
Then of course, and perhaps it's a little creepy, I analyze the female servers for age, ethnicity and overall attractiveness. I don't mean just ogling some waitress in a tight skirt, I take a more systematic approach as if I'd be writing about it later. I'll even assign 1-10 ratings and take a count of how many I'd like to bang in the VIP if there was one. Then I'll consider, of the one's that are not my type, how many would some other TUSCL perverts probably find attractive.
Anyway, I don't do it intentionally, more like I catch myself doing it, and then it kind of makes me laugh.
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