Restaurant "Reviews"
misterorange
Kamala, you're FIRED!
You ever go into a restaurant or a regular bar and instinctively start taking mental notes as if you were gonna write a TUSCL review on the place? This doesn't enter my mind when I'm at a place I know well, but whenever I visit a restaurant/bar for the first time I'm checking off boxes from the moment I pull into the parking lot. How busy is it, are there potholes, type of neighborhood. Then inside I'm scanning for general layout, size of the bar vs seating area, liquor selection, interesting decorations, anything that might be useful for a review.
Then of course, and perhaps it's a little creepy, I analyze the female servers for age, ethnicity and overall attractiveness. I don't mean just ogling some waitress in a tight skirt, I take a more systematic approach as if I'd be writing about it later. I'll even assign 1-10 ratings and take a count of how many I'd like to bang in the VIP if there was one. Then I'll consider, of the one's that are not my type, how many would some other TUSCL perverts probably find attractive.
Anyway, I don't do it intentionally, more like I catch myself doing it, and then it kind of makes me laugh.
Then of course, and perhaps it's a little creepy, I analyze the female servers for age, ethnicity and overall attractiveness. I don't mean just ogling some waitress in a tight skirt, I take a more systematic approach as if I'd be writing about it later. I'll even assign 1-10 ratings and take a count of how many I'd like to bang in the VIP if there was one. Then I'll consider, of the one's that are not my type, how many would some other TUSCL perverts probably find attractive.
Anyway, I don't do it intentionally, more like I catch myself doing it, and then it kind of makes me laugh.
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part a would be the usual specifics as detailed above by orange. i would add also menu and payment options. the usual as one would find say yelp or tripadvisor.
now since we are on tuscl then yeah certain depths of perversion will present themselves. if what's being shown on the tv doesn't grab my interest my shifty wandering eyes will shift and wander. scan through the crowd and eye away. dude and his girl at their table i'll mentally note she has thick thighs and a real popped out ass. that dude is going to probably smash her ass up a few hours later. or why can't i get that nice waitress to serve me. i never see these kind of reviews on yelp. if i did i would go that site way more often.
i know i know that's not nice. but hey i'm pretty sure other guys would the same to me or others with their dates. that's reality.
I am grading women wherever I go, whether it is a strip club, restaurant, grocery store, train station, concert hall, or anywhere else. It is just my nature as a red-blooded American male. sinclair is like that 1960's song from the O'Kaysions: I'm A Girl Watcher.
Other night wife and I out to dinner, couple cuddling at the bar, we're making guesses as to how soon they'd be going at it 😅
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