Bored On a Saturday Night

It was March Madness and I don’t care about the games like I used to. So I decided to see some naked women. Spearmint Rhino is my go to. Especially, when I go alone. A clean club that plays a good mix of rap and rock from the last couple of decades. The lighting they use is fine but, I don’t like the smoke machine.

Because I don’t go weekly I tend to show up at 9 and stay for around 5 hours. The front desk wands you, scans ID and charges $10. If you wear their memorabilia (on non UFC PPV nights) you get in free. Apparently, they now have a topless bartender at the secondary bar. She’s sort of cheating by wearing pasties.

Not a lot of customers there for the weekend. I think there were around 15 dancers. They have a visual roll call on their website but, not all of the girls that are there show up on it. As long as girls weren’t camped out at a table with another patron it wasn’t hard to get their attention. They sadly were only running the main stage and not the runway or side stages near the bar.