OT: Beluga whale returns phone

My first thought when reading the headline was, "ok Muddy, you've gone too far ... she might be overweight, but that's just wrong to dis a dancer who returned a customer's lost phone."

The whale was smiling; just got a few scratches under the chin from some happy, excited ladies. Lucky guy!

What, no treats? What about a cuttle fish or some sardines sardines? Baluga Whales are really curious critters about humans, will swim over (well of course, they can't walk) to boats and playful ones will retrieve like a Golden Retrieve.

Rickthewhale?

^ Although the whale is definitely pretty damn smooth, he ain’t a rick.

If he was a rick he’d be wearing a stylin’ suit and he’d ask for the girl to pour him some Jack before convincing her to do remover her top and do some unspeakable shit with his blowhole. ROAR!!!