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Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Fun Time early Saturday evening

After going to the car show at the Pavilions and having a sub sandwich at Blimpies, hardly any left anymore. Drove down to Thomas street and Bourbon arrived at about 5:15. So no cover. 2…

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Hearing impaired dancer

Just curious... have any of you ever seen or met a hearing impaired dancer? I'm wondering how she would know when to go on stage if she couldn't hear her name. Maybe she would just be constantly checking the DJ…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Sunday with low talent

This place is a small bar essentially with a strip club in the back. You walk in and pay the guy at the register. Pat down, ID check. Not super invasive. The bar is the…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

ClubOTB in November

Stopped here one Saturday evening last month after work. Pulled up around 11:30pm. ClubOTB is right off of 94, and easy to find. Tons of parking and truck parking if you need it. After paying…

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Anyone having trouble submitting a review? Just tried submitting one

I just wrote a review for the Wedgewood Inn, but am not sure it was submitted and made it to the Unpublished Reviews (or maybe it’s there multiple times) since hitting the Submit button didn’t seem to acknowledge anything and…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Flashdancers. Slowly drifting down

I've been going to strip clubs in NYC less and less. Its just been less fun each time. Once in a while I get the urge to see if my fave from my…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Afternoons are for ignoring

So, I have never had this experience before, here or elsewhere. I arrived mid-afternoon and the parking lot was relatively busy. I went inside and sat down at one of the tables between…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

released from a conference but not released at Mons

The Mons is STRIP CLUB ROYALTY, only because in the '90's and early '00's the club was off the charts for hj's, blow jobs and fucking either in the club or at one of the…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Friday afternoon, good quick visit.

One of my favorite Denver clubs. If you’re looking for a high-end, 10/10 white girl experience, this isn’t it. But personally, I prefer a more diverse selection and more contact. Went a couple Friday’s ago,…

Politics

This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense.

Title couldn’t say it all. CALVIN: This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery? If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it? And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Christmas Day at Diamond Dolls

I decided to try my ATF club on Christmas Day. Sounds like they opened up at 6pm tonight. I arrived at about 9:30. I wasn't expecting much considering it was Christmas and all. Payed the $10…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

DD on Saturday 12/23

Went into DD the night before Xmas Eve and it was popping! Lots of girls working. I was surprised it was so good on Christmas weekend. Lots of hot Latinas everywhere. Got seated with 3…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

TGIF Sampler

Had time to kill on an early Friday afternoon some time ago, so decided to drop by. The general layout has been spammed to death endlessly, so in brief: plentiful parking, some cars but can be…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Christmas Weekend Visit

I stopped into the HL on the Saturday before Christmas. I arrived around 4:00pm. The parking lot was surprisingly light on cars so my hopes weren’t real high for a good visit. Still no…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

The Bare continues to disappoint

Note to self: Remember never to go to a strip club on December 25. My friend and I should have known better but we were dropping a third friend off at LAX and we…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Good ol' Rest A Bit

I check this club out once or twice a year and since I found myself in the area, decided to give it another chance. This club is in a residential area, but should be…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Wednesday Slow but Fun Time

Visited during a business trip a few weeks ago -- had 2 hours to kill before flying out. The club is very close to the airport. Taxi was 30 bucks from airport to club and…

Bare Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Skip this no show.

Was in Austin for the first time. I rolled up in Bare around 10:00pm, they advertised "fully nude". It was the most expensive cover charge in the área $40, but if the show is good…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The difference is like, uh, night and day.

Arrived around 5:30 on a Thursday. Parking lot full, including 3 cop cars blocking the main way in, so I had to drive down the wrong lane and pull in to a spot by turning…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Christmas party

Went to the Christmas party on Wednesday, Dec 6th, so the NEW STUFF below is mostly a review of that. LOCATION: - GPS address for the club is 2 Globe St Providence, RI. Don’t use…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

"Christmas" at the Post

Returned on Thursday night for the Christmas Themed party. Came in at 6 when the afternoon crew was leaving. Got money from the ATM in the Club (I don't recommend this but Schwab reimburses…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Summary a few visits

The last month plus or so I have been by a few times. Mainly on weekends but some random weekdays. Domestic beers are $6, and mixed drinks 12-14. 2 bars downstairs and a patio that’s…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Slow day but still found a way to have a good time

Been here few times over the past year, always a good time and was treated well. Went there around 4 pm after work. Wasn't busy at all, maybe 5 other customers there and me. I…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

OZ in Clearwater is definitely worth the visit!

First time visiting the Tampa area on business and my clients wanted to go out and have fun. Overall, this club was very nice and I would definitely go back again. Walked in…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Another pass through Country Rock but Late on a Wednesday.

I have been through here a few times but it's been a while now. Passing through and got here about a quarter after midnight. Had a metal detector , don't remember that from before but…

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Sorting the data.

Someday will be able to search the dancers and the picture gallery by name of dancer or name of club?

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

VIP??

Does anybody have a good VIP recommendation for the Gold Club? Doesn’t have to be a dancer providing extras. I’ve done VIP with Sativa, Phoenix, and Maya this year. Sativa talked a good game but her VIP was lackluster. I…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Hi Liter day visit

I usually stop by here midweek during the day. I arrived around 3 and it was pretty busy. The talent between Tuesday-Thurs daytime always seems good, and this time was no different. The club layout…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Christmas party fun

Relatively new to the scene but have several good friends that frequent flight club. I decided to tag along for maybe the 3rd time in 5 years. I was not disappointed, we spent a couple…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

The Smorgasbord of VIP's

I was heading south after stopping at a few Pasco joints and decided to swing in here for a beer and a snack. The club has been described repeatedly, so it has a parking lot,…

"D" Spot Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

Hangout With My New Harem

Had such a good time previous day, headed back for second visit. Recap - Safe $5 parking, $15 entry fee, relatively inexpensive drinks, cheap VIP fees, attractive and diverse mix of high mileage dancers. See…

"D" Spot Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

Hidden Northside Houston Gem

In summary, D Spot is a hidden gem where you can have a really good time with a wide spectrum of attractive dancers, most with full menus. Pricing is relatively inexpensive, safe parking, loose management…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Another decent visit but a bit of a bust.

After my last visit I decided it’s worth checking out again but this time was more prepared. Same deal on arrival: I walked in and got a pat down. No cover. Parking is behind the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Christmas cheer

I found myself in the mood for some Christmas cheer at pandoras. Prior to heading to the club I touched base with the dancer know as the legend and confirmed she had some time for…

G String

Akron, Ohio

Saturday visit day time

Layout here has not changed. Walk in pool table next room is the bar and they have newer pole across from the bar. Music is by the TouchTunes. Most of the music is decent normal…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

Better Circus than before.

The group from Harem went to Circus probably over a year ago. Only night shift though, not day shift. Day shift seems to still be the typical circus group, which I have never enjoyed. The…

Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Cruisin’ Chubbys lives up to it's reputation

My wife and I headed for Cruisin’ Chubbys Saturday night to take a calendar I had made from a photo shoot to a girl who was dancing there. It’s only 60 miles from our home,…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

In and out

Tried this place at night and was out within an hour. Overall setup was the same. One main stage and a smaller satellite stage but only the main was active. For a Saturday night you…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Mia saved that bar.

Easy to find right off main street main street in a run down brick building , decent amount of parking. Never had a problem finding a spot. Enter and there's a long bar to your…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

First but not last...

This was my first time to try out the latina club Chicas Locas and probably won't be my last. Arrived around 7:30, plenty of parking, interior was nice and the greeter seemed nice and…

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OT: Soon To Be An Olympic Event?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBYeSpo4ciQ

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Hot girls, ok dances, decent place to kill time

Went on a recent Sunday around 8pm. The parking lot is ample and very brightly lit. Walked in and cover was $10. Host offered me a cigar, I guess there was some event going on,…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

King of Diamands just okay

I hadn't been to King of Diamonds for some time so I decided to stop in. The club has good parking and when I entered I was asked for my id and I paid…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Quiet Sunday Night

Location: Boardroom Cabaret is located in just off Route 24 Stoughton exit near a car wash and a strip mall---busy street Cover:$10 (Girl offered dollar bills if needed and also sold lottery tickets at front…

Brianna's Bar & Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nice place, but no female entertainment

I'm always good for a visit to hole-in-the wall places that have naked women. Brianna's is about a block from a route that I drive several times per week, so I decided to check it…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Consistently fails to live up to its potential

To set some background for this review, I've been going to emperors for about 15 years now. I was a patron as it changed to Scores and back again. I've had great times…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

A Ray of Hope.....Maybe

Finally getting around to this. For many years this place has been one of my definite 'go-to's for fun. Have met some of my all-time favorite entertainers here and a bevy of just…

Dixie's Gentlemen's Club

DeLand, Florida

Not bad. Beware the musty girl

Came here after I visited soft tails and their one girl club up the block. Came a little after midnight and missed some of the good girls. Place was busy for a Thursday night but…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

The fun was fleeting. TT still sucks

I'm going to start by explaining how I ended up at Tattletales, a club I'd promised never to visit again. This evening actually began at SugarNSpice. This was an act of despair because experience has…

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Top 40 Strip Clubs: Worst Rated list.

how many of you been to? I just checked the list and surprised to see I haven't been to any of the current clubs listed. but I've been to some that should also be on that list.

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

Gave it a try, not sure if it’s worth it

I will put a disclaimer here and say that this visit is about a month or so ago. But since there are not many other reviews I thought I would go ahead and post. I’ve…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Still on My Rotation

During the afternoon there is a well diverse mix of dancers. When I sat down on one of their couch seats, I was immediately approached by a very nice-looking dancer with a pretty face…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

Lovely dancer

Went on Fri afternoon, during the shift from noon to 3pm. Not too many dancers, a good number of people though. As a first time visitor, a dancer gave me a tour, which was interrupted, because…

Tijuana

Updated TJ Travel Guide (December 2023)

https://tuscl.net/article/59531 Thought I would update my TJ travel article from last year. Enjoy

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Part 2 of my adventures in HK - 19 year old beauty

Part 2 of my adventures As noted in my previous review, I had already fucked two girls by now and I was trying to recover before getting a 3rd girl. I was just hanging out…

Sensations Cabaret

Stuart, Florida

Couple friendly, we’ll continue visiting

Went on a Friday around 10pm. The bar area was pretty full with only one other patron at the stage. About an hour in, the club was full but still with people avoiding sitting around…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Good enough

Back to the V. Parking is still free during the day and I went early enough that there were plenty of empty spaces. Brief frisk and $10 to get in. Change for…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Friday Twilight (end of day shift)

Came in around 5 pm to an overflowing parking lot. Went through the metal detector and no entry fee yet. $10 after 7 or so I believe. A ton of dancers and guys in…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Curtain calls at Sahara

Was in the area and stopped by Sahara on Friday afternoon. Got there at 12:15, quick pat down and free entrance with purchase of a drink. Not sure if it’s free before a certain time…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Ghost town…

Having been to Desire a dozen times and Foxy a couple times, was interested in trying something new. Read a few reviews of this place, which were mostly not great but there were a few…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

It was the night before Christmas

I went Christmas weekend with a couple hundred dollars and had a great time. Cover charge was $20. Club was packed with many hot girls with ethnicities of Asian, black, white, and Latina. Club stays…

Updated Guide To Tijuana (December 2023)

There are plenty of famous red-light districts around the world. Amsterdam is one example, and there are also some good ones in Germany and Thailand. But if you don’t want to make a long trip overseas to get the experience, there’s a good red-light district in our backyard: Zona Norte in Tijuana, Mexico. As many of the veterans here can recall, I wrote a guide last summer targeting first-time visitors to TJ and what to expect. I figured that as we approach a new year, I’d write an updated version of that guide, given there have been a few changes. So without further ado, let’s get started: Tijuana is located in the far northwestern corner of Mexico, just south of the San Diego…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Potentially expensive night cut short

$25 cover charge to get in. It was still a little early in the evening so early for many customers but late enough there seemed to be plenty of women. I don't hear well so…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Fun afternoon BDD

This place is amazing with plenty of beautiful women of varying ethnicitys. It's huge and has multiple dance areas and about 6 dance platforms and a middle stage. The music was nice and set at…

Red Flags On Seeking

Quick article on Seeking. I like to switch off and on it when I'm not strip clubbing. I found some good girls on there but also there's a lot of scamming going. Let's look at some of the stuff if you've been on there a good while, that you'll see again and again to the point where you see it coming a mile away. And maybe even some stuff you just want to stay away from in general. -Take a look at those blue icons on the left of her profile. You sync various social media to your profile and I would be a lot more trusting if I saw facebook checked, instagram checked, even linkedin, photo verified and id…

Club Rock-Za

Honolulu, Hawaii

Mediocrity is king

This is the best place on the island, but that's not saying much. I did enjoy myself here, but will elaborate so you can decide whether or not it's worth your money. I'll also provide…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

This ain’t Kansas

Had to share my latest adventure – a Thursday night visit to this club that's been on my radar. First off, the layout? Super unique. It's got three stages: two are these cool circular…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

DAY-1 FUN AT PAs LA PEARL

I was in Malvern, working for a big giant there. So, I finally decided to go to this dive joint and make my TUSCL dream come true. I went there on three occasions, all Saturdays…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Happy friday

Went on friday night around 9.00 pm. There is paid parking across the street. It used to be $5.00 I think. Now it is $10.00. Parking was full. I came out of the lot took…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Understaffed Night in Madison

A friend who's also a club aficionado and I happened to be in Madison a few weekends back for a convention. We both favor full-nude clubs when available, so we decided to check out this…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

Fun Thursday evening. Not too many girls though.

This is beginning to be a monthly review. Got to the club around 6pm. The parking lot was pretty empty. Once inside there is a girl taking the cover charge. 2 dollar cover. I kid…

Crazy Horse

Adelaide, South Australia

Disappointing

Context: I went here on a Wednesday night around 8 pm… again this isn’t a prime clubbing time, but I work with what life gives me. South Australia is probably the most puritan state in Australia.…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Three Forks, Montana

Stayed until 2 am

This is in a small town outside of Bozeman Montana. I had read about this place online and wanted to try it after have a good experience at a strip club in California on my…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Average Day.

Arrived around 4-5 pm. No cover, no parking fee. Layout hasn't changed much over the years. I'd say the interior is above average for the area. It's full nude and full liquor here. Grabbed a Corona for…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Extended Friday night at XTC

Me and my friends went here on s Friday night. Entry was 30 bucks each. VIP was $25. With VIP you get, a wrist band which allows you access to another lounge where lap dances…

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New Jersey guys - an update on (the former) Bottoms Up, Irvington

I'm rather certain there was nobody more upset than me when the "for sale" sign went up. I've been doing a drive-by now and then, watching the progress of the restaurant renovation that took its place. It's been open for…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

West Hollywood, California

Quiet to start with but picked up.

Went earlyish (10pm) on a tuesday night. Initially it was almost deserted - two girls, no dancing on stage. (To be fair, it was December). One of the girls was pretty aggressive about asking for…

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What are dancers doing when they go to “freshen up” before vip?

Usually, when I get an lda dance, we go straight back with no detours. However, when the destination is vip, dancers often request a moment to go to the dressing room or bathroom to “get ready” or “freshen up”…

Mustang Sally's

Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania

Ok club, ok dancers

It looked like a small club from the outside, there is a center stage and a bar, almost all the seats were around the stage, i don’t think i was about to find a separate…

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Merry Fucking Holidays to all you PLs.

A Solid 9 Inch Turd Falls Out Of Stripper’s Butt While Performing On Stage. Requests For Her Lap Dances Are Up 300%. https://kvta4.com/entertainment/a-solid-9-inch-turd-falls-out-of-strippers-butt-while-performing-on-stage-requests-for-her-lap-dances-are-up-300/

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

" Toys For Tatas 2023! "

Friday, December 15, 2021, 6AM to 10 AM, "Toys for Tatas!" I arrived after 730 AM. The parking lot was almost full with no line at the door. Santa Claus greeted me at the door with…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Thursday Visit

Layout: Pat down at the entrance. $15 cover charge at the door. $8 drink inside. Center Stage with rolling chairs in the first 2 rows with bar style seating and back benches and side benches. Specials…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Toys for tatas

A friend wanted to go down because he heard they were having toys for tatas. We decided to head down the placed open at 6am, we got in around 6:15. The place was popping, tables…

Tilac's

Bangkok, Thailand

Talic's

Went here on my recent trip to Bangkok. There was no entry fee when I arrived around 9 pm. The club is rather small (rectangular shaped) with a stage in the middle (kind…

Politics

words of wisdom

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Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Back To Back Weeks

Two years ago, I did not know what TUSCL was and now I am only 660 reviews behind my friend Muddy. I had such a great time last week with Mary Jane that I returned.…

The Men's Gallery

Melbourne, Victoria

Viable (barely)… with proper expectations

Context: I went here on a Monday night around 8 pm… which isn’t a prime clubbing time, but I was in town and determined to try to see some of the local options. It wasn’t the…

Deja Vu presents Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Shreveport, Louisiana

Pricey but almost worth it

Went by to spend some money that I won in the casinos. The place itself is pretty cool. It's clean and it was packed when I got there around 1am. There's one big stage in…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Two for one review

This is a summary of two visits, one on Thursday and then the following the last Monday before Christmas. I am visiting the ol hometown for the end of year festivities and other stuff…

Blue Flame Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

3rd ATL Club visited, first time leaving disappointed

Context: In town for Halloween weekend for homecoming and decided to go with some of my guys. Had never visited before and went to the club after midnight on a Saturday. Parking: I believe it…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

The Cocoa Beach alternative

This place is a nice change of pace from Lido up the street. Parking is to tight, but always free. Cover at night is usually around $10. My suggestion is get there before 7 p…

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Login requires new password each time?

Just wondering if it's me or the site: Whenever I login now, I need to reset my password each time, goto email, do the reset and I'm logged in. I do understand the site is going through an uber overhaul.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Thirsty Thursday

I arrived late evening after having the night off of work on a Thursday night three weeks ago. Parking is fenced in and fairly private. I was greeted by a pretty nice door man. Interior…

That 1 Place Gentlemen’s Club

Warren, Ohio

Ups and Downs.

First the basics that rarely does anybody care about but somebody always criticizes leaving out. The parking is gravel and has some good size puddles, but not moon craters. The further reaches of the parking…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

First Jump

After a multi-year hiatus from the clubs I decided to visit the Criket Saturday early afternoon (for research). Good vibe in the place from the bouncers and staff. I got a booth and a drink,…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

A decent time

So it was my first time at Goldrush and didn't know what to expect, except for it being a black club. I got there at 9pm and it was fairly empty. There were maybe 6…

Treasure Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Not impressed

I have been to TC several times over the last couple years. Some visits good, some not so good. This one was just ehhhh. Quick layout of the club. Pay the girl at the front…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Good change from Tampa clubs. I'll be back

Arrived here on a Tuesday around 1PM. Parking lot was pretty empty. They share the lot with a training school for airline mechanics. Signs all over for Oz parking only. That must be a problem…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Missing the magic of Oz

Visited Oz on a weekday afternoon and the place was packed! Very few chairs to sit (and this is a fairly large club) and there were at least 15-20 girls working. Beers were well priced…

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#CancelReductionMammaplasty

Forget Israel. Forget Trump. Forget Red China. The real threats to world peace are the so-called "doctors" who perform breast reduction surgery! Can you imagine Sydney Sweeney without her incredible funbags on that thin, lovely, frame?…

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

Not worth a trip.

The club description: the parking lot is rough, potholes, and more than a little broken glass. Enter through the side door, interior is typically dark. It looks like they may have made a few improvements,…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Post dinner grab and go

After a work dinner, around 11, I decided to stop in for a beer and a bit of fun. I took an Uber from the strip to the Casino across the Nugget…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Wednesday Late Afternoon Trip. Now they have dances!

Went on a late Wednesday late afternoon. No cover charge, and bouncers did not let the college students that were in front of me because they weren’t dressed appropriately. As soon as you come in…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

It used to be better - not the worst now, at least

I don't go here often but I've stopped in enough times in the past to at least track it over time. I think that in the past, the girls definitely used to be better. Maybe…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

I Guess I'll Never Stop Trying, but Alas: Another Miss.

With how my last few trips here have been at night closer to weekends, I'm not sure how I expected anything more than disappointment. Obligatory club details first even though they've been listed a TON…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Spent way too much

I visited Fantasia in the early afternoon. I think they'd just opened up. When I got there, none of the dancers were ready yet. But I didn't have anywhere else to be,…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Dry Spell, Dry Visit ?

First Club visit after several weeks dry spell: (Last visit October). I had mixed feelings, but overall glad I went if only to break dry spell and gather some intel for future visits. YMMV applicable…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Still the same

Arrived early afternoon, stopped at Henry's first (see review). Not too many cars in the parking lot. Paid the $5 and got a ticket. Sat down by the tables near the vip.…

The White House

Auckland, New Zealand

Do NOT go here

Context: I have wanted to go here for many many years. I went in with very high expectation. To say the least, this place sucked. This review technically covers 2 visits. First was a Wednesday night…

The Dollhouse

Amarillo, Texas

OK time in a dive bar

I was in town for work and decided to hit up this place since bomb cabaret was closed on Mondays. Used an uber but parking lot looked safe. Paid doorman $10 and walked. Club is…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Meh afternoon visit

I made the mistake of going here after stopping at baby dolls. The attraction to this club was many fond memories of chair forts, and BJ’s right out on the main floor. I think that…

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Messaging?

@founder: Are we still awaiting the private message function, or is it only available to VIP members and invisible to the rest? I would have sent you a PM, but.....😜

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Even in the early afternoon there is a lot to like.

On a recent trip to Dallas, I had a half a day to kill. What better way to spend it than at baby dolls Emporium. Walking in, cover was three dollars and you are greeted…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Boring time at Pure Bronze.

This is a weird club. (Mostly due to the state). I was visiting the area but sorta knew what to expect. It's a "private club" which means you have to give ID, and they scan…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Married Cherry at the Gold Club

Best club in Sacramento still. I won't repeat the layout description because it's the same. The hot cashier lady was back. Not sure what her name is but she's been a fixture for years. It wouldn't…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Don't show up before midnight

Arrived around 8 PM on a Wednesday evening. $25 at the door plus an ID scan to get in. Upon entering realized I should have just thrown my money away. Lights were not even turned…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Grannies Dancing on a Pole

Rest a Bit is a great idea unfortunately these women are either too old to still be doing this or too out of shape to have ever done this line of work. The positive…

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Will there be a way to sort threads by most recent comment? That makes it easy to sort the good discussion from the bad. The wheat from the chaff. The delicious wildebeest from the ugly zebras. You know what I…