Professor rickthevulture

My bud the vulture has started a university for the smartest vultures in the world. And some of his students couldn’t take rickish levels of alcohol consumption.

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ROAR!!!

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SquareCastle

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microdong aka rick the lion aka whatever your current handle is at any given time, that isn’t funny.

Mate27

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Squawk!

ilbbaicnl

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At Rickvulture U, you pay your tuition in road kill. Biden didn't want to loose the vegetarian vote, so he tried to pay of the debt of the dropout vultures with run-over broccoli. The U did not agree, the case is going before the Supreme Court.

shailynn

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Rick the Barnacle can drink anyone under the table.

twentyfive

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^ Rick the whooping crane says “whoop whoop”

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