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Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Went to Fox's last week during...

Went to Fox's last week during the afternoon. Booths have been turned around; provides a bit less privacy than before. Had 3/100 dances from a from a young hard body who new how to grind…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

A tale of two cities -...

A tale of two cities - let me explain - I came into the club about 4 PM on a Friday afternoon, just to check out the place first. Had a drink, and the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Coming home from Texas over the...

Coming home from Texas over the Christmas break via Dallas. Has a couple of hours to kill before my flight so I stopped in at Baby Dolls Dallas. Been to the FW Baby…

Crystals

Thorold, Ontario

This club is alright. There is...

This club is alright. There is a pretty good selection of girls but it's a little more tame than the 'Downer. It makes up for it in atmoshere. I imagine that it is like how…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

This club is by far the...

This club is by far the best nude club in El Paso. The majority of the ladies are attractive, and some of them are even friendly. The only minus is that it is…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I will agree with the majority...

I will agree with the majority that the music is just way too loud. So loud you have to yell to talk. But the happy hour is still the best deal in the world, no…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Stopped last Wednesday. Club mileage went...

Stopped last Wednesday. Club mileage went way down. Unlike previous visits with A where bbjtc and kitty play were mandatory, this time for more cash less was allowed. Either club cracked down or the…

Babes Gentleman's Club

Attalla, Alabama

Been out of circulation for some...

Been out of circulation for some time and decided to start back in at Babe's. I'm glad I did. There were four ladies working Monday night about 7 PM and three of them were great.…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

It's been at least 10 years...

It's been at least 10 years since I stepped foot in this club and it seems like nothing has changed! Decor is 10 years older, still good service and not too pushy. Free admission coupon…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

I will rate this a 10...

I will rate this a 10 for the Atlanta area. I went in here on a Monday and it was pretty laid back. You always get a little bit more attention from dancers when there's…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

In on a Tuesday night. ...

In on a Tuesday night. Not very exciting 6 girls on stage at a time but you can wait forever for one to come to your area of the stage. I had money…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Went to the club on 1/11...

Went to the club on 1/11 and had a great time with my favorite dancer Blondie. In the afternoon there were only 2 dancers but by the evening shift there were 5-6 girls -…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

At long last...I'm back in Mecca!...

At long last...I'm back in Mecca! It's been a couple of months since my last hurried visit, but today I was able to return to my "home court"...my very favorite club of all...Ybor Strip!…

Diamonds Show Club BYOB

San Antonio, Texas

Honestly, if you're looking for a...

Honestly, if you're looking for a cheap dance (and nothing else) - then this is the place for you. Went on Monday afternoon (around 4pm). Slow and not very inviting. The lighting…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

One long table with two poles...

One long table with two poles run down the middle of the room. The chairs around it were pretty full, and they had two dancers at a time. The girls was 5-8.…

Sinners Swing Gentlemen's Club

Carbondale, Pennsylvania

Sad to inform that the club...

Sad to inform that the club has been busted. Owners charged with running a bookmaking operation, girls charged with prostitution. Drug charges involved also. I don't know if they are closed.…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Visited last Thursday was impressed. ...

Visited last Thursday was impressed. New faces along with some regulars. A new Ukranian named Wendy was very accomodating in the Kope. I will be back next time I am in town!

Rick's Cabaret Houston Intercontinental

Houston, Texas

The club was fun. Took...

The club was fun. Took my wife there and we had a good time. There was no pressure. The chairs were comfortable and the interior was clean and classy. They had…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Ah, Louisa! I have to say that...

Ah, Louisa! I have to say that this club does a great job of being *different*. And the difference, entirely enjoyable, pleasurable, and a great deal of plain old fun. Two recent trips to South Jersey, and…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

I spent...

I spent a few hours Friday evening hanging out and bird watching. I notice quite a few new faces strolling around the floor. The club has a new GM from Columbia…

Jolly Roger Lounge

Rock Island, Illinois

I hadn't been out to the...

I hadn't been out to the Jolly Roger for almost a year. I made the trip over to Rock island on a Saturday night and was very surprised at what I found. The crowd was…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Was there one evening last week....

Was there one evening last week. Normally, don't expect very high milage at night (as opposed to during the day). Watched for about an hour without any dancer catching my eye. Actually…

Trails Men's Club

Salt Lake City, Utah

I give this club an 8...

I give this club an 8 but remember that this is a "Salt Lake City" 8. There is no contact at all so just set your expectations accordingly. That being said my friends…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Went to Night Trips on 1/14...

Went to Night Trips on 1/14 with the wife after a concert. This is the first time I had been to the one in OKC on a Saturday night, and this place was PACKED!…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

I stopped by recently while visiting...

I stopped by recently while visiting some old friends. By reputation, this club was considered of lesser quality when compared to Chester's and Christie's when I lived in Greensboro. I think that is still true…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

I headed over to Cheaters last...

I headed over to Cheaters last week. I mulled over doing a booth, but the prices were a little on the high side with some of the ladies I had been talking with. Must…

Lace Wayne

Wayne, New Jersey

Reading recent negative reviews I nearly...

Reading recent negative reviews I nearly didn't go to this club but on the basis it was 2 minutes from where I was staying I decided to try it. There is really nothing wrong…

Sportsmans Inn

Providence, Rhode Island

If you are looking for affordable...

If you are looking for affordable beers with no cover (get there earlier in the afternoon) this is a decent hole in the wall kinda place. Sit on a stool near the stage and…

Red Barn Adult Theatre

East Grand Rapids, Michigan

I was not inpressed. here they...

I was not inpressed. here they go nude but no drinks, but even with no drinks,$10 cover and $20 dance with no grind which i rate high, a girl dancing with no touching is…

The Gentleman's Club

Wellford, South Carolina

I payed a vist with some...

I payed a vist with some friends a couple week ends ago to this club. The club itself is nice, you can still can tell its fairly new, clean to a point. Over all though,…

Crazy Horse Too

Las Vegas, Nevada

First, technically, there's nothing really wrong...

First, technically, there's nothing really wrong with this club. Maybe I'm being harsh because of the contrast from my last two trips, last year and the year before that. But I definitely came…

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Yay or Nay? Strippers walking around the club naked.

Do you like clubs where strippers are allowed to go naked when they aren't dancing, or would you prefer that they always make themselves decent? Personally, the only time when I'd opt against modesty is when a girl is sitting…

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How many miles to get more mileage?

What is the maximum distance that you are willing to drive to get to a better club, without springing for hotel RON? For me, 2-2.5 hrs 1 way drive max when home, probably 1 hr. when on business trip. Bang…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Crazy Horse remains one of my...

Crazy Horse remains one of my favorite clubs in Myrtle Beach even though I don't get there as often as I would like. It is a large club but not too large as to…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

The Monz still positively exudes a...

The Monz still positively exudes a cornucopia like atmosphere. This sentiment is mainly directed at nightshift, but I really feel the same way about dayshift, based on composite of recent Thu&Su nite, Fri&Mo dayshifts.…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

So we visited Vegas back in...

So we visited Vegas back in November and we went to 5 different clubs. The first one we went to was Treasures. We got there about 11 pm on a Wednesday night. I had been…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

This review is based upon two...

This review is based upon two different visits. I was in for vacation and used to visit here regularly when I lived on the east side, but this club has gone downhill big time.…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

What a great time I had,...

What a great time I had, almost made up for the two other places I visited while in town. The drinks are overpriced, it's still too dark and it took almost an hour before…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

This place was pretty fun. I...

This place was pretty fun. I went to Beamer's first to get worked up because I knew what I was getting there (hot Eastern European women), and came to Harry's for a smile before I…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

What a shithole. They think...

What a shithole. They think they are crunk, playing Three Six Mafia and then three songs later it's Metallica! I passed by this club with a friend who told me there are shootings…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

had a dance with a early...

had a dance with a early 20 something latina girl named Ellana. Body was a 8 face was a 7 dance was a 9+. Had room all to self, she was friendly and…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

I visited this club Sunday night...

I visited this club Sunday night (1/15). Bonus, Sunday nights are $10 dance nights! A fin for valet parking, and a fin cover charge. Not too terribly bad. The place is HUGE inside,…

Mary's Club

Portland, Oregon

Stopped by Saturday night. Haven't...

Stopped by Saturday night. Haven't been there in at least 15 years. Still looks the same. Pretty much a blue-collar joint, right in the heart of town. Three gals working.…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

I was last here 5 years...

I was last here 5 years ago and loved it. Cheap, erotic nude dances, wow. Things are different now. The $10 dances are topless and tame, the $20 dances are nude and,…

Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club

Romeoville, Illinois

Of all the clubs I visit,...

Of all the clubs I visit, the Crazy Rock is the one I have the highest hopes for and the one I am consistently most disappointed in. There are a lot of new dancers, not…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

Saturday afternoon's are my favorite time...

Saturday afternoon's are my favorite time to visit this club. This past weekend, I ran into Bobbie who left over a year ago but is an "oldie but a goodie". She put most of the…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Recently found my self with an...

Recently found my self with an extra hour to wait before next meeting. Stopped in at Ybor Strip and spent the afternoon. You can't find a better place. Ladies are more than…

Flirt

Osage Beach, Missouri

The name of this club has...

The name of this club has changed to Flirt. Stopped in on a Mon night, I was really impressed by the quality of a facility this was. was recently remolded and very nice.…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

First Tampa vacation in a yr,...

First Tampa vacation in a yr, good things as I remembered them, some prior gripes less prevalent. This composite grade based on past Fri&Su nite visits. Nite cover is $15, if you pick up a…

Doc's Club 82

Portland, Oregon

I can tell you for a...

I can tell you for a fact that the club is being remodeled. They started Texas Hold' em today and I was there playing and say the expansion. As for the dancers they…

Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

My boyfriend and I arrived around...

My boyfriend and I arrived around midnight on a Saturday night. For Oregon, this was a nice looking club. I would say I was impressed with the talent. We got a dance from a cutie…

Westside Show Lounge

El Paso, Texas

As the prior poster stated, the...

As the prior poster stated, the are two sections to the club, $10 for entry to the topless section, $20 to the nude section. Normally topless means you can get a beer, not here…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

Many Changes in dancers @ the...

Many Changes in dancers @ the Show Palace. But the good times still roll here. Lap dances are back to where they used to be B-4 the new camera system. Let the…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

So right after paying the $10...

So right after paying the $10 cover, I enter through the open door and walking past me is THE most stunning looking asian girl-uh woman, I believe I have ever seen. She was headed over…

Big Louie's Gentlemen's Club

St. Robert, Missouri

The old manager took back over...

The old manager took back over and this place is rockin' again. About 40 different girls on the line up now. Most of the girls are 7-10 but there are a few that are not…

Firehouse Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

I went in with my boyfriend...

I went in with my boyfriend on a wednesday night around 10pm. There were just a few other customers besides us which suprised me because I thought it was a cute bar. They ran about…

JB's Lounge

El Paso, Texas

All I can say positive about...

All I can say positive about this club is that it's cheap. No cover, beer about $4. I was there Saturday night. 2 dancers, rated 4 at best, no touch on the…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

This club gets a 5 only...

This club gets a 5 only because they have some hot dancers, but I go to do more than watch. I asked a real hot chick, that was very friendly on stage, but was…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

A couple of weeks ago, I...

A couple of weeks ago, I decided to try the lunch buffet for the five dollar cover and one drink minimum. The food was better than expected, actually pretty good. A draft beer at this…

Nero's Gentleman's Club

El Paso, Texas

I should know better than to...

I should know better than to bother with a club with no reviews. I got to the club about 5:30, was told it opened at 6 with 9 dancers. I returned after a…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I have been going to this...

I have been going to this club for years. It is by far the best in the midlands area. The music is good, the space is very limited only because the crowd is…

Rouge Gentlemens Club

North Hills, California

Club is now a Spearmint Rhino...

Club is now a Spearmint Rhino operated facility called "Rouge." Open now about 60 days or so. Likely to be much nicer than when it was previously. I've heard that its not incredibly busy. Haven't…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

I have to admit I enjoyed...

I have to admit I enjoyed the Hustler club more than I thought I would. The only drawback is money - prepare to spend some even if you only plan to spend an hour…

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How much do strippers make?

Ok, it's probably all over the board, but let's assumed an experienced, good-looking girl, let's say a 7, who does a good job, works in a good club in a major city. Any guesses?

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Liked it. Showed up Thursday late -...

Liked it. Showed up Thursday late - about 2 AM. First dance with a cute curvy brunette. Like the couch thing an the all nude thing. Kind of strict about the hands. I can…

Diamonds Show Club BYOB

San Antonio, Texas

Last Wednesday was $5 dances all...

Last Wednesday was $5 dances all night. Happy Hour beers and soda were $3.00 each with no cover. All the girls seemed to have on pasties just covering the nipples (clear, natural, or…

The Executive Club

New York, New York

stopped by last wednesday night. $20 cover....

stopped by last wednesday night. $20 cover. drinks were $12 for red bull/vodka. (all normal) chicks are definately hot there. averaged like 7-8. a couple 9s. and a couple 5-6... (their always are...) girls seemed to have a…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Was in SanAntonio on business a...

Was in SanAntonio on business a month ago and thought I would stop by. It was a Saturday night and the place was packed by 10. Not nearly enough girls for the size…

Stilettos Cabaret

Pharr, Texas

Five may seem low to some,...

Five may seem low to some, but being from Houston, I'm picky. Women were friendly, no doubt, but the place just seemed to cater to the regulars a bit much for my taste. As a frequent…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Visited on a Monday mid-afternoon. ...

Visited on a Monday mid-afternoon. Club was very quiet, most of the (few) girls were in the 6-7 range. Had two dances from one rather mediocre girl, turned down a couple of others.…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Visited on a Monday afternoon, I'm...

Visited on a Monday afternoon, I'm not usually a visitor to non-alcohol serving clubs, but apparently none of the alcohol serving clubs in Minneapolis seem to open until 6. Not many customers, and the…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

Girls are average looking, but very...

Girls are average looking, but very friendly. Very physical and didn't take long to loose it at the stage for about $20. I could have gone to the back for about $40.…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Finally got a chance to visit...

Finally got a chance to visit this club...but it was on a Wednesday afternoon. There only 5-7 girls and none were over a 6. Pretty disappointing. Wish I had time to visit…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

I recently stopped by on a...

I recently stopped by on a Friday afternoon and had a great time. I missed the lunch buffet due to an unexpected meeting at work. Even at 2:30 in the afternoon there were 3 stages…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Excape has been completely remodeled. ...

Excape has been completely remodeled. Moved into a large building at the same location. Everything looks relatively new. Large bar surrounding a 30 to 40 foot dance platform with dual poles.…

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How do you tell their ages?

I'm terrible at judging girls ages, at least until I get to know them a bit. A couple of weeks ago I was at a play and there were 2 fairly attractive young girls in the cast - I…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I stopped into the Rhino on...

I stopped into the Rhino on Friday 01/13, I was happy to see that the cover was back down to a more reasonable $20. Great club, tons of beautiful dancers, most very friendly, excellent…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I stopped by Cheetah's on a...

I stopped by Cheetah's on a recent Saturday afternoon and was highly disappointed, the quality of the girls was very low, there was only one that was even remotely attractive and needless to say she…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

I got an e-mail from the...

I got an e-mail from the owner. Grand opening is Jan 26. He hinted that there may be major changes to the interior. Private VIP rooms could propel this place into the top

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not a bad club, still better...

Not a bad club, still better than most places, but there are definetly better places to go to in Vegas. The $30 cover is a bit steep for this place IMO, and what's with…

Tiffany's

Atlanta, Georgia

This place is SO hit or...

This place is SO hit or miss. Unfortunately it was a big miss for me this last time. Totally dead. I've had a lot of fun at Tiffany's, but it's just not…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Decent club with several friendly dancer's...

Decent club with several friendly dancer's but only a few that could be classified as "hot". I would highly recommend going to see Kelly, Star, Erica, Brandi if you like blondes, Cherokee, Eliza, Trinity…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Stopped by for happy hour looking...

Stopped by for happy hour looking for Angelica but no luck. I guess she might have just been passing through. I did finally meet Rachel, of the previous post and she was as good as…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

News flash for all you Twin...

News flash for all you Twin Cities stripper hounds and anybody flying into MSP for business: This club has come back from the dead. It's still located right in the heart of downtown Minneapolis,…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Have visited Cheetahs many times in...

Have visited Cheetahs many times in the past but this recent visit was a big disappointment. It was a Monday evening and the choice of girls was slim. I had dances from two girls and…

The Library

Las Vegas, Nevada

This was one of my more...

This was one of my more enjoyable visits to this club. Girls were friendly and talkative without being pushy. I talked to one dancer about an hour and the question of a LD wasn't mentioned…

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I HATE TATTOOS

Why do gorgeous girls think that putting artwork on their body that they would never hang in their house makes them sexier? Please, someone hide all the tat ink!

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Visited this club on a weekday...

Visited this club on a weekday about 5:30pm. Lots of customers but not too many dancers. Quality was pretty good but they mostly seemed to hang with the regulars. Dancers were working…

Pinky's Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Stopped by last friday and found...

Stopped by last friday and found that they had been raided the week before so the contact on the private dances went way down. That was the best thing about this club.…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Rick's is definitely back. A tall...

Rick's is definitely back. A tall blonde named Duchess gives very good dances during the day and sometimes on Friday night. She manages to still smell nice while rubbing her lean, hard body all over…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This place has always been unique...

This place has always been unique for me. It's listed as a bikini club, so the girls are not topless, but it still one of the places I used to visit most often. As my…

Thee Officer's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

They have added a new stage...

They have added a new stage in the center room with the pool tables since the last time I was in here. ATF works here, name is Karen, medium height blonde who gives great…

Kitten's Gentlemen's Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

I was lucky enough to enjoy...

I was lucky enough to enjoy a shirt time on afternoon at this establishment. It was an improvment over it's previous incarnation as The Lion's Den. The place was pretty clean, girls were just OK.…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

A while back there were two...

A while back there were two beautiful grils that worked here. They were best friends and lived on Cape Cod. I returned to the Lady this past weekend, hoping to spend some quality…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went directly from the show to...

Went directly from the show to here to: get here before 7 (no cover) and to miss the crowds from CES. It is much like I remember with the girls a little more stuck-up…

Kittens Strip Club - Melbourne

Melbourne, Victoria

Not a bad club but I...

Not a bad club but I wont be working there again as it allows "controlled touching" which means that the customer is allowed to touch you pretty much anywhere above the waist... That on it's…

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Big dicks or big pussies?

You often hear about big dicks. A lot of people think that this is good. They sell pumps that promise to permanently enhance the penis and even surgeries involving fat transfers from other parts of the body to enhance girth.…

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Ereolas

Is it me or is huge dark ereolas very sexy. I got a dance from a woman who's ereola was the size of my hand spreaded.

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Excellent club for lap dances, deserves...

Excellent club for lap dances, deserves a ten just for the lap dances, best I have found for a while. Dancer looks not bad either. Having read many reviews on this site about Fantasy Land,…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

I give this place a five,...

I give this place a five, because the night I want I saw one of the hottest bartenders, I ever saw in a club and drink prices were reasonable. I went to…

Satin Doll

Providence, Rhode Island

Had a great night here...

Had a great night here recently. The time clock being gone is a big plus, although you still have to deal with Mr. Bouncer who keeps track of time. Much less stress. Satin Doll…

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Girls that look better far away than up close

Had this hapen to me this weekend. A stripper looked decent on stage. But when I went to tip her, she looked a considerable bit worse. I still gave my tip, but that was the only one…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I'm taking my rating up from...

I'm taking my rating up from a 3 to a 4 because it seems that some of the evening girls are trying desparately to get the image back for the club. They are friendly,…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

I am working in Joplin, MO...

I am working in Joplin, MO for a while, so we decided to check out the clubs in the area. Sensation is a great club with a good party atmosphere. The girls are…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Visited this club on Saturday. ...

Visited this club on Saturday. This place continues to amaze me. The quality of the dancers is a bit uneven but there are always a few that are quite attractive.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Read all the reviews and was...

Read all the reviews and was curious as I been to clubs in Calif, FL DFW, Houston plus others and needed to try PH! It was different!! The girls circulate around the rectanglur bar, flashing…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I was in the area so...

I was in the area so I figured I'd stop by the Playhouse again to see how things were going. Arriving kind of late I was wondering what all the activity in the parking lot…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

Here we had another place on...

Here we had another place on the list of clubs to check out on out marathon. I think there were maybe 6 girls working. Most seemed nice and at least looked our way to let…

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Colts? Who dey?

I know, totally off topic, totally self serving, but I must gloat. I must gloat. Two game robbing calls, a fluke fumble (Bettis' only one this season), but the football gods were just. I personally think it…

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Let's talk about assholes!

Nobody here ever talks about strippers' assholes, and I don't mean their boyfriends. Why not? Don't you like to see it, touch it, poke it? For the record, for me, that would be a yes, yes please, and yes ma'am. When…

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Dancers coping a attitude on stage

Most places a have gone are identical. I understand that the girls are there to make a living, but for them to belittle people on stage for not giving a buck or two is wrong. I myself general…

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Least favorite stripper costumes?

Pants look good on some girls, but they cover too much important skin when they sit with you, and they're too much hassle for her to take off for a dance. Same with thigh boots. Bitchin' look but annoying as…

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Sappiest Line you heard from a stripper

Last night a stripper told me I "left a mark on her heart" when we were done with our private dances.

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What happened to Stripperweb?

Anyone notice that the link to Stripperweb is gone? Guess they stopped paying or something.

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Anyone else enjoying the meltdown?

Anyone else enjoying the meltdown of persona non-gratas? Between the weird apologies and knock knock jokes it is becoming aparent the extent of his imbalance. Classic comedy to me!

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Anyone go to particular strip clubs where they never get lapdances?

I'm just wondering how many of you may go to a particular strip club and never bought a lap dance for whatever reason. I know of one club where that situation applied to me. The lap dances were…

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Favorite stripper costume?

Mine is definately anything with a goth twist to it, although the school girl uniform is not bad either.

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Hug Strippers and Tell Them That You Love Them

For those customers wise enough (remember not by age but by knowledge does one gain wisdom) to not spend money on strippers you really like: Look if she has been talking to you w/o expecting payment beyond three or so…

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How PC Died (A Clue for Old People) (This Thread is Completely OT)

Here's a hint for you old people living in the past: PC was killed in the late 90s and early 2000's by three main influences: South Park, Fox News, and the resurgence of religion.conservativism following 9-11.

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Knock, knock...

- who's there? - TUSCL regulars! - TUSCL regulars who? - TUSCL regulars WHO can't meet young women without having money to prop ourselves up or use as a safety net when interacting with them.

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Better Ways to Use Your Money

Anyone here know, deep down, that rather spending money in strip clubs to "deal" with problems regarding women in an AVOIDANT way it would be better to instead the money, instead on nice clothing/fashion consultation, a personal trainer, a therapist,…

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Guys Let's Get Real

If you didn't have issues with women you would not be in strip clubs regularly spending money for attention/affection and physical intimacy. You fool no one with your posts here: not even yourselves or each other.

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Stop Using Money To Manipulate Women

Gentlemen, for your own sake, please stop going to strip clubs with the following game plan: I am going to use money to impress her; demonstrate that I like her; buy time for her to get to know me so…

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Could You Get As Much Attention From Women In Regular Nights as in SCs?

If you went to a regular night club and did not have money to prop you up with women who for the most part are desperate or addicted to money, would you get as much attention from them as you…

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Who Here Has Problems Meeting Young Women Outside of Strip Clubs?

JC has confessed to this on the pink site. Anyone else brave enough to come forward and admit they go to strip clubs because they have trouble meeting attractive women in other environments? I mean let's get real guys: if…

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Why Do You Really Go To Strip Clubs?

What is your real reason for going to strip clubs? Do you have problems approaching women without money to prop you up or delay the rejection? Do you have insecurities due to your age or for sundry other reasons? I…

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Anyone Scared To Approach Young Women Outside of Strip Clubs

Does anyone here go to strip clubs because they are scared (for whatever reason) to approach young women in normal environments (like night clubs) in which they do not have money to utilize in an attempt to manipulate, or to…

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Is it wrong to frequent SC's if you're involved in a relationship?

Visiting SC's has been a hobby of mine for over 20 years. I usually go once or twice a month. I have a lot of fun and it really let's me blow off steam. Now for my…

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Any Guys Go To Strip Clubs Because They Are Misogynistic Manipulators

Is there anyone who regularly posts on this who can't form real relationship with women due to their misogyny? Do women you can't use money on (like women in regular night clubs) catch on to this pretty quickly, thus forcing…

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20 Questions

At strip clubs, I always leave with less money than when I walked in, unless I don't spending anything, in which case I break even. There's an exception - a time when I left with more money than I came…

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How/why did it end?

In answering T-bone's question about how long an ATF lasted, I though it might be interesting to ask how or why did it end? In my case I stopped going to see my most recent fave because the place…

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Do you go to strip clubs to LOOK FOR A GIRLFRIEND?

Do you go to strip clubs to LOOK FOR A GIRLFRIEND? If so, how successful are you?

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Where are the customers who try to MANIPULATE strippers?

Where are the customers who try to MANIPULATE strippers? Where are the customers who LIE to strippers?

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What percentage of strippers' ABUSIVE BOYFRIENDS are HOMOSEXUALS who hide their

What percentage of strippers' BOYFRIENDS who are ABUSIVE are actually HOMOSEXUALS who hide their sexual preference?

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how to get rid of persona non-grata

Dear webmaster, I was wondering if it's possible to block an undesirable poster who most people have determined is a masagonist (sp?) and obviously prefers to have his prostate massaged internally from an another angry member while fantasizing about inflicting…

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Tried the TUSCL-Endrossed "Just Pay Them" Strategy: It Sucks

Taking the advice of the old people here who supposedly know so much I decide to visit the local strip club and spend some money. I went in with the TUSCL endrossed philosophy of be nice, spend money, don't work…

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Being Nice to Strippers

When first meeting strippers is important not to show excessive interest or attraction. We wait until the stripper begins to show to us that she knows that we are not just another horny, loser customer and that she is interested…

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Punking Off Loser Strippers

Sometime in our quest to score dates and/or ONSs in strip clubs w/o spending money we get approached by loser strippers we aren't that interested in being friends with. In such case we can use stripper's obsession with reading "body…

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Observing paranormal events during your evenings out?

Anyone ever notice possibly paranormal events when going out to strip clubs? I'm just wondering if you know of haunted strip clubs or have seen other weird events.

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The ATF marathon

How long has your longest relationship been (ITC or OTC) with an ATF? I've been going on 3 years on and off with a fav. from Atlanta. Hasn't always been great, but I can't let go either.

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Great things about strip clubs often taken for granted

Mine are things you can't get away with anyplace else (other than the obvious things). But feel free to mention other types of stuff we may fail to appreciate: - You can stare at women all you want without caring whether…

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Anybody a paid member?

I'm guessing I know the answer, at least among the regular posters, but did anybody buy a subscription to TUSCL to get the reviews, etc? Or should I say "Has anybody PAID to read REVIEWS and CONVERSATIONS about STRIPPERS?"

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Seniors Discounts?

I know that some restaurants and other businesses will offer special discounts to senior citizens. Is this true about women in strip clubs? Any seniors discounts on lap dances? Anyone ever asked for one? If so what age do you…