Pants look good on some girls, but they cover too much important skin when they sit with you, and they're too much hassle for her to take off for a dance. Same with thigh boots. Bitchin' look but annoying as hell during a dance.
I just realized it's been a while since I've seen anybody in one those godawful sling bikinis. Have they finally fallen out of "fashion"? It's about time. Has anything ever screamed gimmicky stripperwear so loudly?
I don't care for those bikinis that have extra material hanging loose at the sides, whatever they call them. They don't bother me too much, but I don't see why they keep getting more popular every year. I'd like to see Harpo Marx come in and take scissors to them.
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or to put it another way, anything Dolly Parton would wear on stage.
I don't like the goth look.
Good point. The feature costumes are some of the most outrageously ugly things I've ever seen on a stripper.
Anything feature dancers wear.
I perfer natural. That eliminates evening gowns, costumes (cheerleaders, school girls etc), anyting with sequins, and platform shoes. Don't forget makeup that looks like it came from ringling bros.
My favorite look of all time is a mans dress shirt, open halfway over a hot thong and reasonable heels. Hair down, soft makeup. a sexier version of the real girl
I hate the goth look. Gowns are just so-so, it depends on the girl and I also hate the dominatrix look. I'm not a leather, whip and spiked heels kind of guy.
Not a big fan of the corset if it makes feeling some boobs difficult due to all that damn wire shit they are made of.
Bizzaro swimwear. All the weird little cutesy shit turns me off. If you don't want to look sexy why are you stripping?
Nothing like a corset. At a club that Chandler and I have frequented together, there is a young stripper named after a mermaid who wears a powder blue corset that blows me away. When I was at Bare Elegance is LA, a redhead was wearing a velvet corset that made her whole look say, "Fuck me, fuck me."
I second Chandler, hate the gowns. Neon sucks too.
Oh no, neon! A lot of sling bikinis were neon. Ordinary bikinis are fine with me. I don't think they look at all slutty, more like girl-next-door at the beach.
I don't like full-length gowns. They scream gentlemen's club stripper to me, not classy. I don't see them much, unless I find myself at a club where they're required, which is not likely to happen.
Any time a stripper is wearing neon shit like they're in some 80's Banana Boat commercial I wanna puke.
I dislike anything that screams "stripper," especially the silly shoes. Id much rather watch a girl take off her normal street clothes.
I actually think it depends on the girl. For example, I don't usually care for the goth look but I have seen girls for whom it was right and it looked really good on them. Likewise the long gowns - two of my faves preferred them and really looked good, but they both had the poise and looks to pull it off - you've got to be pretty slender and elegant looking to look good in those gowns. But since that's the type of girl I prefer anyway, I like the gowns.
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