Mine are things you can't get away with anyplace else (other than the obvious things). But feel free to mention other types of stuff we may fail to appreciate:
- You can stare at women all you want without caring whether they notice you doing it.
- You can talk dirty to women without getting in trouble.
- You can bullshit all night if you want, or share embarrassing true stuff about yourself, or not say a word if you don't feel like it. It doesn't make much difference.
- You don't need to worry about how you look or how you're dressed, as long as you bring money,
- If you don't have any clean underwear to wear, you can just go commando.
- If you get a boner, you don't need to hide it.
- If you run out of money, you don't have to decide whether to hang around.
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I just kinda like the whole atmosphere of a lot of clubs, it's so different from anything you encounter anywhere else. To me it's a walk on the wild side. Sometimes I feel like I'm in a B-grade movie. You can be whoever you want to be and nobody cares.
Cold beer and naked women in one convenient place!
A variation on your last one, TT:
You can take off a full rubber at the stall and the dude next to you finds it funny.
You can squeeze the good parts on a girl you never met and not get slapped.
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