This review is based upon two...

This review is based upon two different visits. I was in for vacation and used to visit here regularly when I lived on the east side, but this club has gone downhill big time. On the first visit, I get a couple dances from a brunette from Rockford IL who talks mine and my friend's ear off. She also asked me if I had coke! How nice. I assume she didn't mean the soft drink. She asked me later if I would share my beer and I said no, come join us when you're off work, I don't buy drinks for strippers. The nude side was just filled with skinny and bleach blonde so none for me that time. Second visit, Friday night so I think there'd be more women on the topless side. There is actually less than the Monday before... And the chicks are plainly more ugly. I got two dances from the semi good ones, both completely air dances as Phoenix will allow. The nude side is where it got interesting.

I go over and soon after I sit down they announce a 2-for-1 special. Which is good, but the crowd of men are shouting for it like a bunch of horny high school boys. Come on Phoenix, act like men at a strip club. So this chick with her highlighted hair, fake tan and even faker boobs asks me for a dance and I don't like overdone women so I say no. She then says, "they just announce a 2-for-1 dance, and you say no" in a very snotty tone of voice. I reply, " I said no, what is your problem?" and the high school mentality girl walks away. Now I know this town is filled with lipstick lesbos, and tweakers and crack heads a bunch of fags, but you are the fifth largest city and I still love it. Please upgrade this place to a real strip club and maybe I'll visit again when I come in next year.