Why Do You Really Go To Strip Clubs?

What is your real reason for going to strip clubs? Do you have problems approaching women without money to prop you up or delay the rejection? Do you have insecurities due to your age or for sundry other reasons?

I realize the board is a circle jerk and you guys almost never say anything truthful, but how, just for once, you guys tell the reasons and don't give me any of that phony-bologna self-justifying, i'm in denial, bullshit.

Let's discuss your real issues.