What a shithole. They think...

What a shithole. They think they are crunk, playing Three Six Mafia and then three songs later it's Metallica! I passed by this club with a friend who told me there are shootings and stabbings here because gangs infest the club. I know that no strip club that advertises in New Times would be this dangerous, and of course when you're from Chicago you have to interpret what locals mean by a "bad" neighborhood! I still think this place may be street so I check it out. Mostly skinny asses! God is Phoenix lame or what? I get one dance from a hispanic chick with fake boobs as hard as rocks, and a bouncer tells me "no hands on the ass" when my grip on her hips seems to get lower. I think I know the difference between hips and ass, this latently gay bouncer is into boy hips like every other guy in town so how would he know? The 2 is for the group of people with the hot chick, naturally she was hotter than any girl who works here. If you want a crowd pretending to be ghetto, music so loud it splits your eardrums and a good hassle or two, then go to Bandaids.