Let's talk about assholes!

15 comments

• tropicalH2O

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  19 years ago

  E14, the laser treatments where for hair removal. I just call it smooth because outside of the hairstrip, the skin feels smooth. I was shaving and twice got ingrown hairs that required antibiotics and a follow up appointment to open the skin and remove the ingrown hair. (I know, TMI! -but I've had no problems with ingrown hair since lasering).
• minnow

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  19 years ago

  I'll vote "yea", I like to look at the "hole picture".
• Doverman

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  19 years ago

  No interest to me.... I focus on the other hole down there.
• T-Bone

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  19 years ago

  Strange, this topic is "exponential" for me:
  
  If I find her hot, teasing with the aaaaaa makes me hotter.
  
  If I find her not, I instantly wanna run away.
• easyed14

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  19 years ago

  I can take em or leave em, it really depends on the girl.
  
  T-H20, excuse my ignorance, but was the laser treatment to smooth the skin or to remove hair in which case I assume it would be smoother as an end result?
• FONDL

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  19 years ago

  I'm with Chitown, I'd prefer not to see that much of either front or back orifices. Another reason I almost never sit near the stage. I find most girls more attractive if you leave a little to the imagination - it takes a really good looking girl to look good totally nude from close up. And let's face it, there aren't that many really good looking girls in most clubs. And the best looking ones are usually a little more circumspect than some of the others. I prefer class to crude.
• chandler

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  19 years ago

  One of my faves works at a salon that does both the waxing and the bleaching. Plus tanning and nails, all in one stop!
• tropicalH2O

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  19 years ago

  It look me two years of lasering every 10 weeks to get the kitty and asshole smooth. I never heard of bleaching the a-hole skin, good a new perversion for me to indulge in. I wonder how long the bleaching lasts? Is this what Michael Jackson did to his face and arms? Didn't anyone tell him that people use this stuff on their chocolate starfish? I wonder, but don't care too much, how much of Michael's skin has been bleached. Authorities made one of his victims look at a picture of his genatalia. I wonder if he's bleached down there.
• parodyman-->

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  19 years ago

  Chitown, you are refering to bleaching. A topical cream is used to lighten or "bleach" the skin. In a Howard Stern interview Terra Patrick claimed to do this.
  
  TropicalH2O, good story. That is funny!
• tropicalH2O

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  19 years ago

  I was attending a dinner party in La Paz, Mexico when the hostess of the party told me that her friend had a little charm on her necklace that represented her husband's business. Her friend's husband was an eye surgeon and the charm, a pair of eyeglasses. I asked her what her husband's profession was and with help from my friend who speaks fluent Spanish learned that her husband was a proctologist. I had an idea!
  
  I called a jeweler friend of mine and told him that I needed a 14 kt. gold, life-sized human asshole charm, made. The jeweler liked the request and within two weeks I had the asshole replica. When I gave the charm to my boyfriend, he loved it until I jokingly told him that I modeled for it. He got an idea and said, "my ex-wife would love one of these because she's always calling me an asshole". I had two more made, one for her and one for me. I used to wear the 'asshole charm' to school on days when I found the lecturer to be a bore. I'd pull it out from under my blouse and have a private snicker. A couple of times someone told me that it was pretty, and asked if it was a shell or a leaf.
  
• chitownlawyer

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  19 years ago

  I don't know what my problem is...I really don't like to see anything below the waist in public (including in a sc). I think it's just that I personally have some connection of intimacy with "down there." And, in the great running debate, I am one of those men who don't think the poon itself is very attractive. So the "starfish" is definitely out.
  
  By the way, Sarah S. admires strippers because they _wax_ their assholes.
• lopaw

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  19 years ago

  The chocolate starfish doesn't do much for me, but I do like to inspect them occasionally when sitting ringside. They are like snowflakes....no two are the same.
• AbbieNormal

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  19 years ago

  To me it depends totally on the girl. I'll leave it at that.
• chitownlawyer

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  19 years ago

  The current issue of Esquire has a piece about strippers and others such as porn "actresses", dyeing the skin around their assholes (which is typically darker than other skin), so that it is lighter. Has anyone heard of this.
  
  Sarah Silverman (one fine-looking Jew) says that she thinks that strippers are a good role-model for little girls, because they shave their assholes. I wonder if this is a skill covered in the Girl Scouts' achievement badge series?
• Yoda

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  19 years ago

  As far as stage shows neither pussy or ass holes do that much for me. I'm actually just fine in a topless only bar. VIP or private dancing is a diferent story. If the woman is game I'll probe every available orrifice. The best BJ I ever got in a SC was when I had a finger up the girl's ass. She was relentless. Second best was when she slid a finger up my ass for a prostate massage wile performing the BJ. WooooHoooooooooo!!!!