Punking Off Loser Strippers

Sometime in our quest to score dates and/or ONSs in strip clubs w/o spending money we get approached by loser strippers we aren't that interested in being friends with. In such case we can use stripper's obsession with reading "body language" to our advantage. We will not face towards the loser stripper, or smile at her. We look around the room: in particular at other strippers. This ought to send her the message really quick that we are not interested in her, while sparring us from having to actually say something really rude. Now there are some particularly clueless stripper for whom even these "hints" aren't good enough. In this case we can excuse ourselves to get a straw or napkin from the bar, or visit the rest room, or "go over to say 'hi' to a friend.