"What are you doing sitting here all by yourself?" Said right after I've been raped for a half hour by the stripper who just left.
"You know, you have a nice smile," in a tone like she's being nice to a mongoloid.
I hear the "you don't love me anymore" line every time I stay away from a fav for a few months. My favorite sappy line is "I know I don't have to do it, but I want to...."
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