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Sappiest Line you heard from a stripper

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komey1970

Last night a stripper told me I "left a mark on her heart" when we were done with our private dances.

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FONDL

"You're my favorite customer."

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AbbieNormal

"you are my number one priority", except for one thing, she meant it.

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komey1970

chitown - didn't say I didn't think it was a line. I got plenty of other dances later than night. :)

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chandler

"What are you doing sitting here all by yourself?" Said right after I've been raped for a half hour by the stripper who just left.

"You know, you have a nice smile," in a tone like she's being nice to a mongoloid.

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OkDude

I hear the “You don't love me anymore” allot it has to be the most frequent stripper line ever used.

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T-Bone

"i could get fired for doing this"

Yeah, OK right.

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Yoda

I hear the "you don't love me anymore" line every time I stay away from a fav for a few months. My favorite sappy line is "I know I don't have to do it, but I want to...."

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chitownlawyer

But what she really treasured was the mark she left on your wallet.....

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