Sappiest Line you heard from a stripper

komey1970
Last night a stripper told me I "left a mark on her heart" when we were done with our private dances.

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FONDL
19 years ago
"You're my favorite customer."
AbbieNormal
19 years ago
"you are my number one priority", except for one thing, she meant it.
komey1970
19 years ago
chitown - didn't say I didn't think it was a line. I got plenty of other dances later than night. :)
chandler
19 years ago
"What are you doing sitting here all by yourself?" Said right after I've been raped for a half hour by the stripper who just left.

"You know, you have a nice smile," in a tone like she's being nice to a mongoloid.
OkDude
19 years ago
I hear the “You don't love me anymore” allot it has to be the most frequent stripper line ever used.
T-Bone
19 years ago
"i could get fired for doing this"

Yeah, OK right.
Yoda
19 years ago
I hear the "you don't love me anymore" line every time I stay away from a fav for a few months. My favorite sappy line is "I know I don't have to do it, but I want to...."
chitownlawyer
19 years ago
But what she really treasured was the mark she left on your wallet.....
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