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Sappiest Line you heard from a stripper

Saturday, January 14, 2006 7:32 AM
Last night a stripper told me I "left a mark on her heart" when we were done with our private dances.

8 comments

  • FONDL
    18 years ago
    "You're my favorite customer."
  • AbbieNormal
    18 years ago
    "you are my number one priority", except for one thing, she meant it.
  • komey1970
    18 years ago
    chitown - didn't say I didn't think it was a line. I got plenty of other dances later than night. :)
  • chandler
    18 years ago
    "What are you doing sitting here all by yourself?" Said right after I've been raped for a half hour by the stripper who just left. "You know, you have a nice smile," in a tone like she's being nice to a mongoloid.
  • OkDude
    18 years ago
    I hear the “You don't love me anymore” allot it has to be the most frequent stripper line ever used.
  • T-Bone
    18 years ago
    "i could get fired for doing this" Yeah, OK right.
  • Yoda
    18 years ago
    I hear the "you don't love me anymore" line every time I stay away from a fav for a few months. My favorite sappy line is "I know I don't have to do it, but I want to...."
  • chitownlawyer
    18 years ago
    But what she really treasured was the mark she left on your wallet.....
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